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Jean Bison

@slambassador.bsky.social
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
♪ I'm jacking jacking off my penis with you ♪ - Bob "Mutual Masturbation" Marley
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lead singer of Rusted Root when asked how monkeys live: "Simian Way"
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Madonna as an FBC agent reporting on the paranatural nature of clubs
Screenshot of the opening verse of 'One Step Away' by Madonna.

People think that dance music is superficial
But they've got it all wrong
The dance floor is not just a place, it's a threshold
A ritualistic space where movement replaces language
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love my coworker who always pronounces URL like the name Earl. I assume this is true blue computer old guy behaviour
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Jack de Quidt @notquitereal.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i'd also like to take this opportunity to encourage NEW VIEWERS to check out the stream! everybody says it about their own stream but truly, our chat is fantastic and we have an extremely good time
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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pdf reader @greatgrebe.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Bahamut Fayth: You're gay. Tidus: What are you talking about? Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay. Tidus: I literally like women??? Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality. Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality.
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The way Jedi Survivors structures all the ability unlocks around flashbacks is so goofy. Cal Kestis is constantly encountering obstacles and then thinking "oh yeah, I already know how to do this"
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Cal Kestis having a mid-air flashback to the time he learned to double jump: A double jump, I can do
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
When will marvel bring Johnny Ohm to the MCU?
The character Johnny Ohm from the video game Rise of the Imperfects. He's a bald shirtless man covered in electrodes. He's wearing welding goggles and has lightning shooting up out of the electrodes
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Every morning I read the news and then clock in for my shift at:
Exterior photo of a business called 'KMS Tools'. The parking lot is empty, other than some snow piled in a corner.
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Werewolf is celibate 😢
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Evan Von Doom @evanvondoom.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I think about this meme more than any modern horror property.
A photoshop.of the Bye Bye Man movie poster that reads "ay his name. You won't laugh when he kills you. The Perpee Poopoo Man"
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KJ Martinet @kjmartinet.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
My partner asked me to draw this after discussing how Kermit and Micolash are both just goofy little guys anyway here share the joy/suffering
Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog dressed as Queen Yarnham and Micolash respectively. Miss Piggy is large and waist up in the background. Kermit is full body in the foreground running.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
trying to remember the lyrics to I Am the Walrus and failing badly
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Avery Alder, Buried Without Ceremony @lackingceremony.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The Quiet Year is now back in stock no matter where you live! The Quiet Year is an award-winning map-making game about building community after the collapse. It comes in a little box with everything you need to play. And it's back in stock in the US! store.buriedwithoutceremony.com/products/the...
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The Quiet Year (box set)
The Quiet Year is a map game. You define the struggles of a community living after the collapse of civilization, and attempt to build something good within their quiet year. Every decision and every a...
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
"I'm going Mars mode. I'm in my Volta era" - guy who's listening to The Mars Volta today
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I probably think about the Arctic Alive map nearly every time I consult an in game map
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Keith J Carberry @carberry.deals · 06/01/2026
Run Button's Arctic Alive LP with me, @ali-online.bsky.social and @notquitereal.bsky.social will be 10 years old next month. if you haven't see it, it's really fun. great LP imo www.youtube.com/watch?v=Koqu...
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Let's Play Arctic Alive ep. 1 with special guest Ali Acampora
YouTube video by Run Button
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Would you still love me if I spent the deep hours of the night pacing through rooms that don't exist? If I changed around dragging the chains I forged in life that I now wear in death??
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I should know so so much less about the sex lives of American media figures
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Once again, the game awards have snubbed Simon Thatham's Puzzles
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It goes like this The fourth, the fifth I'm into pee Love drinking piss - piss fetish leonard cohen
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This is how you remind me to make love to a man - gay chad kroeger
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
aaaaAaaaaaAaaahhhhHhh
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Lmao why did the dodgers organist just play the twin peaks theme
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The ruins of Pompeii
Grey stone garden statue of Hello Kitty
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
♪ You would not believe your eyes If ten million little guys Were sucking dick as you fell asleep ♪
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Another day, another opportunity to comment "This is so important 🙏" on the Where Is The Love music video
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
There's a lot of horrendous stuff coming out of the UK, but they have also produced a whole lot of old guys making weird music in their basments for tens of YouTube views
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
We went wrong as a society when we stopped naming computers after what they go on top of
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
New business idea I can hopefully get into production for the holiday season: Elf on the shelf, but whenever you put it on something it screams "this house is a FUCKING nightmare!" from that one vine
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Taking a quiet, mindful epilogue at the urinal so I don't cross paths with the dude currently washing his hands
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Going on a john wick rampage thought the whole edutainment industry because of a dead sea monkey
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
She's not tapping on my sign til I make me
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
She don't on my make me til I tap the sign
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
She tap on my sign til I don't make me
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky I could be purple, I could be nurple, I could be anything you like
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The ruins of pompeii
A grey, stone garden statue of Hello Kitty.
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
That's Kaname Date...
A screenshot of a tweet from @vineyille: [whispering to date while watching Chappie when Chappie first appears on the screen] That's Chappie.

It's been edited with promo images for the video game No Sleep for Kaname Date from AI: The Somnium Files to say: [whispering to date while watching No Sleep for Kaname Date from AI: The Somnium Files when Kaname Date first appears on the screen] That's Kaname Date
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 25/02/2025
I think Alan Wake should go on Taskmaster
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Been spending most our lives living in a gamer's paradise...
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hahaha an idea that came to me in a dream: What if you were back in highschool and you didn't know your timetable and the halls are different so you're lost and there are too many desks in the French class so you have to climb over everyone and the big assignment is due today and your pants are mis
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Happy ten years to this bad boy.
A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR."  The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.
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Jean Bison @slambassador.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It's interesting seeing people post about how chill and relaxing Stardew is. I started playing recently and had to very intentionally change my playstyle. I kept white knuckling my switch trying to maximize the clock and was becoming possessed by an "exponential growth at all costs" capitalist demon
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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