Reposted by Alexjuan barquin @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social · 01/10/2026michael mcdonald after seeing the paternity test results 648095
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026hmmm. all seems to be on-model here. looks alright, nothin to see here 1211
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026a fella back in the day woulda gotten a solid round of retweets quote tweeting this with “dream blunt rotation” or what have you, or some such 010
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026get a load of this guy with his dang suit jacket tucked into his damn pants !! 000
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026really remarkable how much this reminds me of the kind of the mock-up poster you’d see in some movie/tv show where the guest star is playing a fictionalized version of themselves 020
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026POV: the sight of a plate of pancakes before you makes quite nauseous 000
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026the homework film franchise accusations once again remain undefeated 010
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026just trapped myself inside a prison of my own making by sitting down in the local park’s little gazebo as a bunch of sprinklers start going off all at once all around me, as often happens 000
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026really sick carpet patterning, tasteful chandelier and/or ceiling sculpture (?), a lotta good wood paneling, some tasteful lamps and a very groovy fountain I first mistook for some sort of conversation pit but sadly isn’t. despite that I’m gonna rate this one an 8 outta 10, now that’s a good lobby 000
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026gotta say, never heard of this Bran Giblet fellow but I guess the post wants to make sure the Burble Granchlert fan demographic gets covered, I guess. gotta make sure Beepley Goobler’s PR people get their bills paid and all that 000
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Jerry Tube Socks, b. 1887, d. 1952, pitched 1908-1922. after retirement, lost his wealth to a confidence man by the name of Robert “Quarters” Monroe 000
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026best known as the star of, of course, Won Ton Ton, the Dog Who Saved Hollywood (1976) 051
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026looking remarkably like a living medieval woodcut, hell yeah 011
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Beatles, the Doors, the Bee Gees, Jim Croce, generally a wide selection of late 60s - early-mid 70s tunes, assorted classical music tracks, also a solid selection of Javier Solis, Rafael, José José, Nino Bravo, you name it 010
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 12/06/2026really nuts how much this manages to nail the subtle imagery of a political cartoon 000
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 11/06/2026quite the trip getting a group chat invite outta nowhere, confused and elated because I didn’t know group chats were finally added here - and THEN once I accepted the invite I still needed to get outta the app and update, good good stuff. 120
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 02/06/2026POV: you’re the headphones somewhere near the bottom of my bag I keep losing track of because I insist on burying them in a whole pile of junk at All Times 010
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026hell yes. hell yesssss. the old roadside pics shrimp cowboy, I missed ya buddy 031
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 22/04/2026when I leave a can of coke in the freezer to get it cold faster and then forget about it 0448
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 21/04/2026who hasn’t drank a milkshake-adjacent substance?? anyone?? 020
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 03/04/2026feelin like Paul with all this humidity today!! am I right, folks 010
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 15/03/2026my timeline: the finest place to go where you can learn that today may, indeed, be a night for Hollywood 021
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 08/03/2026“Always give your best, never get discouraged, never be petty… always remember, others may hate you… but those who hate you don't win… unless you hate them, and then… you destroy yourself.” 010
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 16/02/2026going “hey!! that guy!!!” rapid-fire two times in a row from this screenshot alone 041
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 02/02/2026trying to remember the lyrics to I Am the Walrus and failing badly 0124
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 26/01/2026wood paneling is pretty solid, though a little pale, beds look snazzy with those sheets, good TV, excellent green carpeting… rating this one a 7 outta 10, good job 010
Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 22/01/2026hearing rumors that in a desperate attempt CBS is making Fridays even Whiskey-er, just cramming the set with crates of Jack Daniel’s until Tony Dokoupil’s tripping over bottles and shit just trying to get to the desk 010
Reposted by AlexNot the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 22/01/2026one oscar after another get this one viral now juice the damn numbers 815922