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Alex

@geewhizwow.bsky.social
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the powers that be won’t let me put an underscore between “whiz” and “wow” wood paneling champion, sometimes I draw sometimes

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juan barquin @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
michael mcdonald after seeing the paternity test results
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
man, what a good font
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they finally put James Carville in the Contraption
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
no problem, robocop
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
what the fuck!!!!!
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
how’s it goin
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Orson Welles as Harry Lime, a man in a long coat standing in a water-filled tunnel with a light in the distance, in a still from THE THIRD MAN.
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
10:00 AM. yup, it’s posting time
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
still from “Twin Peaks: The Return”. a group of five people stand in a room,and a giant face is superimposed over them. bottom text reads “we live inside a dream”
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
there he is!!!!
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Man of La Mancha (1972), dir. Arthur Hiller
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
hmmm. all seems to be on-model here. looks alright, nothin to see here
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
a fella back in the day woulda gotten a solid round of retweets quote tweeting this with “dream blunt rotation” or what have you, or some such
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
get a load of this guy with his dang suit jacket tucked into his damn pants !!
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
really remarkable how much this reminds me of the kind of the mock-up poster you’d see in some movie/tv show where the guest star is playing a fictionalized version of themselves
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
POV: the sight of a plate of pancakes before you makes quite nauseous
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the homework film franchise accusations once again remain undefeated
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
just trapped myself inside a prison of my own making by sitting down in the local park’s little gazebo as a bunch of sprinklers start going off all at once all around me, as often happens
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
really sick carpet patterning, tasteful chandelier and/or ceiling sculpture (?), a lotta good wood paneling, some tasteful lamps and a very groovy fountain I first mistook for some sort of conversation pit but sadly isn’t. despite that I’m gonna rate this one an 8 outta 10, now that’s a good lobby
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
gotta say, never heard of this Bran Giblet fellow but I guess the post wants to make sure the Burble Granchlert fan demographic gets covered, I guess. gotta make sure Beepley Goobler’s PR people get their bills paid and all that
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Jerry Tube Socks, b. 1887, d. 1952, pitched 1908-1922. after retirement, lost his wealth to a confidence man by the name of Robert “Quarters” Monroe
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
sure is, sluggo
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
best known as the star of, of course, Won Ton Ton, the Dog Who Saved Hollywood (1976)
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
woah man
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mike Love
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
looking remarkably like a living medieval woodcut, hell yeah
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
good sign
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Beatles, the Doors, the Bee Gees, Jim Croce, generally a wide selection of late 60s - early-mid 70s tunes, assorted classical music tracks, also a solid selection of Javier Solis, Rafael, José José, Nino Bravo, you name it
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
really nuts how much this manages to nail the subtle imagery of a political cartoon
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
quite the trip getting a group chat invite outta nowhere, confused and elated because I didn’t know group chats were finally added here - and THEN once I accepted the invite I still needed to get outta the app and update, good good stuff.
screenshot on bluesky dot com in which a message reads “Group chats are now available: Update your app to the latest version to join in!”

above this message is the image of a horse’s head. I don’t know why, don’t ask me why
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
very, very true
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
POV: you’re the headphones somewhere near the bottom of my bag I keep losing track of because I insist on burying them in a whole pile of junk at All Times
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
hey, the website’s un-broken again
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
hey, that’s the Sleepwatching Chair (from Cinco) guy
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
hell yes. hell yesssss. the old roadside pics shrimp cowboy, I missed ya buddy
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I don’t know man, you tell me
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
when I leave a can of coke in the freezer to get it cold faster and then forget about it
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
who hasn’t drank a milkshake-adjacent substance?? anyone??
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
very, very true
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
feelin like Paul with all this humidity today!! am I right, folks
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
my timeline: the finest place to go where you can learn that today may, indeed, be a night for Hollywood
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
“Always give your best, never get discouraged, never be petty… always remember, others may hate you… but those who hate you don't win… unless you hate them, and then… you destroy yourself.”
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
you believe…. a toy can Bald
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
going “hey!! that guy!!!” rapid-fire two times in a row from this screenshot alone
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
trying to remember the lyrics to I Am the Walrus and failing badly
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
don’t let him up there
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
wood paneling is pretty solid, though a little pale, beds look snazzy with those sheets, good TV, excellent green carpeting… rating this one a 7 outta 10, good job
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Alex @geewhizwow.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
hearing rumors that in a desperate attempt CBS is making Fridays even Whiskey-er, just cramming the set with crates of Jack Daniel’s until Tony Dokoupil’s tripping over bottles and shit just trying to get to the desk
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
one oscar after another get this one viral now juice the damn numbers
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