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mike

@skymike.bsky.social
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I pledge allegiance to 🇺🇸. And to the wars, for which it wages, one motive, under capitalism, fuck you, get money for me & mine.

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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Family Freud. Is that anything
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kind of crazy how May the 4th happened on 9/11 this year
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"we should rename Mar-a-Lago something funny, make Google display that" My brother in Christ, the Ontario legislature can declare Google's workers in Ontario to be unionized and assign their collective labour rights to whichever union will be most militant, think bigger
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Grok why isn’t the techno giant fighting back the cheeto in office
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Every day they make up a new movie that released 14 years ago
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
*Mitch Hedberg voice* Claude Code doesn’t have outages, it can only allow you to actually do some work
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Art isn’t supposed to make you sad I think?
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I like how the Remarkable App will still automatically download GBs on GBs of data despite iOS’s Low Data Mode being enabled, that’s a really really cool feature
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
WTH is Justin Bieber doing
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Brb spending one million dollars on a beachfront home that will be underwater when the mortgage is paid off
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I don’t wanna see any more Timmy Chalamet on my feed
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Somewhat unlikely - I just don’t have the $40 billion lying around
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Adding “authored by a human” to every one of my git commits
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
BREAKING: there really is a wolf this time, according to wolf-criers
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
IF god were a woman why would she make period cramps😡 checkmate monotheists
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Stop getting medical advice from Reddit comments, and start getting it from my AI bot instead
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I can guarantee you Mac is NOT a million. Nobody can be that old
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
My dad said he thinks Newsom is too liberal for dem candidacy lol
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
chat do we deadass believe if we can eradicate capitalism that racism magically goes away too
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Some ad was suggesting AI could replace the boring parts a software development job and it’s literally the opposite. Writing code and designing systems IS the fun part. Now that process is sloppified and everyone immediately forgot how to do it themselves.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Listening to kraftwerk and dancing around like a computer
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
these people should all hang
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Anton Chigurh on the phone
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
You should be entitled to compensation for every piece of AI generated media you’re involuntarily subjected to
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
So I can never eat at Dunkin’ again. Sad!
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Guy who pays me had to ask 2 AIs and a calculator if divide by zero is a problem
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Florida is such a god awful state
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Oh to work at bell labs in the 60s-70s
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Ice storms call for stouts
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
studies have shown that bodycams have zero impact on police brutality complaints but do lead to higher conviction rates for ‘assaults against officers’ in case youre wondering why they seem to be the one thing politicians push in times like these
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
For sale: Happy Birthday napkins (never used)
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
lol MAGA are so fucking dumb they wanna out themselves with pro-murder pins. I unironically support this self-telling
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I miss living in Rochester a lot sometimes
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
For years, extended family gatherings at holidays have felt so fake. Ironically, Facebook comments are way more telling about who these people actually are than the short superficial interactions we have. Here’s to cutting toxic people out of your life 🍻
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I missed this but wow. Timmy Walz’s “Day of Unity” proclamation spells “Minnesota” with the first letter of each sentence. I fucking hate politicians man
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I love the emphasis on the AND here. Not one, not two, but THREE people responsible for this garbage headline!
Helena Horton, Dan Milmo, AND Amelia Gentleman
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“🚫 AI Porn” in the bio is sending me lmfao
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Once I rearrange my studio (again) and buy some more cables (again) then I can finally start making music
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Bricked my BlueRetro and my N64 today so awesome
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
No weed use in January and possibly all of 2026. Wish me luck
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
You are seeing the Overton Window shift to the right in real-time.
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Fireworks on the 27th oh my god get a fucking life
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I was today years old when I learned ESP32 is not ARM
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The plural of Lexus is Lexi
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
The 21st century Nuremberg trials will include SNL sketchwriters.
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
TIME person of the year: my anime waifu uwu
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
What do I respond to the Neuralink recruiter in my inbox with? Articles about animal cruelty? Elon’s Nazi salute? Any of his twitter replies? Or just that pig with shit hanging on his ass?
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mike @skymike.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Gonna make my fam the Presonus Jumbalaya this holiday
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