Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 26/10/2025TOMORROW SUNDAY OCTOBER 26TH I will be having a book release party for my first ever published book, _Civilization Stained These Young Things_, at The Mint Karaoke Lounge at 7pm. Come on down! Buy a copy, if you want! Buy me a drink, if you want! 002
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I'm in the middle of my FIRST EVER book signing! At @clockworkalchemy.bsky.social in Redwood City, excited for people to come by my FIRST EVER book, Civilization Stained These Young Things, and Other Works by Emily Loretta Flummox! 001
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Since I published my book back in August, I've had a bunch of folx ask how they can buy my book. Well, my life has been all a-tizzy ever since, so I am FINALLY letting you all know how to buy it! “If literature had a secret underground club… the kind with fairy wings, blood rites, and metaphorical 130
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2025I need to build up my October karaoke repertoire.... What are your favorite Samhain, Halloween, creepy, horror, morbid, ghostly, scary songs? 010
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 13/09/2025"Political violence has no place in the United States" Qween, what? We spend more money than any other country in the world on political violence. Our army gets now money than, what, the next 25 countries on the list combined (prolly more at this point), of which all but one to three are allies. 100
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Has anyone else noticed a rise in algorithms pushing white supremacy? From facebooks relatively subtle inclusion of "pretty white blonde girls oppressed by people of color" stories to YouTube feeding me "why Wolfenstein is anti white" videos, I've definitely noticed an increase of fnords ... 100
Reposted by Toy P. SaulsonCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I would be happy if I never heard the name Graham Linehan again, but I do feel the need to comment, because the nature of a lot of the abuse trans people receive is straight up sexual harassment, but is not recognized as such because the victim is trans. What Glinner is doing is sexual harassment. 1140521288
Reposted by Toy P. SaulsonGeneral Martok’s favorite niece @deetskies.bsky.social · 29/08/2025IT FINALLY HAPPENED @reforest-kelley.bsky.social, usually when someone compliments my bajorestine pin i say "thanks! do you know what the other flag is?" and invariably they do not (tho many love it once i tell them) but tonight at karaoke azim said "bajor, right?" 2342
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I think modern horror (literature, film, games) needs a John Waters-like figure ... If there already one out there? Who is it? 010
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 18/08/2025If you think about anything too hard, you'll find it will become religion, horror, erotica, or romance. And if you KEEP thinking about it, you'll realize those four things are one thing. 000
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 17/08/2025URGENT: I'm in Seattle, and the poolhouse where my sweety and I are having our wedding reception needs to get cleaned out today of at all freaking possible. It's in South San Jose - can anyone help us out, please? 010
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 15/08/2025You know... The more hours I spend in Seattle (been here since Wednesday night) the more I understand why Shadowrun uses Seattle as its focus city.... Why does your favorite IP focus on the city it focuses on? 010
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Does anybody know if there's already a mashup made out there of "California Dreaming" and "California Hotel"? 000
Reposted by Toy P. SaulsonGrandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Xyresic [Zye-res-ik] (adj.) - Being as sharp as a razor. From Greek "xyresis" (razor) Used in a sentence: “Harvey, fancying himself the next big insult comic, has earned himself more than one visit to the HR department thanks to his xyresic sense of humor.” 09221
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 04/07/2025It's totally awesome when you show up the Friday of Con, already behind in sleep and exhausted, right? Anyway, weeeee, hi @baycon.org , I have arrived!!! 030
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 03/07/2025TABLE OF CONTENTS REVEAL for "Civilization Stained These Young Things and Other Works by Emily Flummox" Emily Flummox’s unapologetically Queer debut collection published on Sumiko Saulson's Dooky Zines imprint and available in a few weeks) includes eir previously published essays, short stories and 110
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Hey, look! It's the cover of my SOON TO BE PUBLISHED chapbook, "Civilization Stained These Young Things, and Other Works by Emily Loretta Flummox"! Isn't it GORGEOUS?? My **debut** collection of short stories, essays and poetry on is coming out on DookyZines just in time for @baycon.org 2025! I'm 110
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I’m going to be at @baycon.org this weekend at the Santa Clara Marriott, which is ALSO WesterCon 77 this year! The theme is “A Convenient Parallel Dimension”, with a focus on the spookier side of speculative fiction. So you KNOW that I am excited to be there. I’m on five panels throughout the 110
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Waiting for an appointment at San Francisco Human Services. Some qween just walked through the waiting room yelling the opening to The Prisoner at top volume. Yes, the old psychedelic spy show from the 60s that was really amazing. I swear being poor is fucking surreal sometimes lol 010
Reposted by Toy P. SaulsonAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Today the GOP justices on the Supreme Court endorsed migrants being sold into slavery. They'll claim otherwise, but that's the reality — today's decision permits Trump to send people from countries around the world to any global hellhole that accepts a U.S. financial incentive. 7041061941
Reposted by Toy P. SaulsonRoger @rogger.bsky.social · 17/03/2025A bit of "woah, D&D sure is horny" chat today, so here's my $0.02. TTRPGs are an organising framework for narrative creativity, and human creativity is driven by one of three fundamental impulses: - horny - spite - someone else's horny and/or spite because they have money and the rent is due 281
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 02/06/2025OMGz a friend of mine gifted me the MOST BIMBONICEST OUTFIT and I just *had* to take selfies in the bathroom at the karaoke bar! *Giggle* how do I look? (Objectifying response welcome, but not required) 000
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 28/05/2025I just realized that "Walk without rhythm so the worm doesn't get you" also applies in the modern surveillance state. (Since gait recognition exists) 000
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 09/05/2025RECRUITING: I will once again be running a livestreamed actual play of Vampire: the Masquerade 5th edition as a fundraiser for the SFGoth AIDSwalk team, raising money to fight AIDS (which, despite what some highly unaware folx have tried to tell me, is not over) and to support poz folx while we do. 100
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Does anyone else feel bittersweet after singing it listening to the religious hymn "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka? 010
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 31/03/2025It’s time for the BABE munch! Every First Sunday, come together at Sisters Coffee Shop at 920 Valencia in SF from 2-4pm, to build community and to talk about giggling, plastic surgery, sex, showing off how sexxxi we are, and like slutever else we want! RSVP if you want at fetlife.com/events/1746172fetlife.comLogin | FetLifeWelcome back, we've missed you! 000
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 28/03/2025If you make stories profitable, only fascists will have stories. "The only war that matters is the war against the imagination." ~ Diane diPrima Our stories are why Pope Francis compared trans folx to the atomic bomb. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU4x... (Spot the contradiction, use it as fertilizer)youtube.comThe Stories Fascism Fears MostYouTube video by Jessie Gender 000
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Alexandria Nichandros of Click Your Heels is on a mission to make EVERYONE IN THE BAY skilled lap dancers, and I think it's WORKING! At her last Lap Dancing class with Wicked Grounds, the students DEMANDED she teach a follow-up, which she is doing THIS WEEKEND, mixing in stripping skills with the 110
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Super excited for Alexandria Nichandros of Click Your Heels's upcoming daylong class next month through Wicked Grounds! It's called "Leading & Following: a Daylong Intensive on Non-Verbal Communication for D/s" and will be from 1:30 pm - 7:30 pm on April 13th. The class is about taking skills (thatforbiddentickets.comForbidden Tickets | SF: Leading & Following Daylong Intensive (by Click Your Heels)In this interactive workshop, we borrow leading and following techniques from partnered dance and apply them to D/s. No dance understanding is required. No partner is required. All bodies and all gend... 100
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Are you kinky? Are you cisgender? If your answer was Yes, followed by No, you should come to the JOINT play party being put on THIS SATURDAY NIGHT by AfterDark Events and ELSE (the PREMIER organization for kinksters who aren't cisgender in the SF Bay Area), Euphorique: Spring Fling. There will befetlife.comLogin | FetLifeWelcome back, we've missed you! 100
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I remain firm in my belief that only two groups of people should be allowed to sing My Way at karaoke or on any stage: Little old Italian-American men, and Nina Simone 020
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Hmmm... Cocktail idea based on an old pal (which is a variation of the negroni): 1:1:1 campari, sambucca, and dry vermouth. Maybe one based on the boulevardier could be good, too: 3:2:2 galliano, campari, and sweet vermouth 000
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Three genres I can't think of any RPGs for: * Comic book magic (Mister E, Doctor Strange, Grant Morrison, Alan Moore) * 90s weird little town (*Twin Peaks*, *Northern Exposure*) * John Waters films any good recs for games designed around these genres, it at least good for games of these genres? 020
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 24/02/2025The amazing Alexandria Nichandros of Click Your Heels is ONCE AGAIN offering her amaziferous, splendantastic, wondermendous LAP DANCING class for #allbodies #allgenders . Sat Mar 8 11:30am-2:30pm West Oakland tickets sliding scale $45 - 75 Get your tickets now! bit.ly/lapdanceOakland 000
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Hey poetry friends! I'm selling into San Francisco enough that I'm thinking of getting back into my literary life.... Is there a San Francisco poetry Susan nowadays? Any hot open mics in the City? 000
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 10/02/2025NATIONAL DAY OF PROTEST When: President's Day - Feb 17, 2025 at noon Where: the White House or your state capitol/city hall/town hall Why: to resist fascism Join us! [Image is a simple flyer saying exactly this with an image of a crowd of people in silhouette on the bottom] 000
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 27/01/2025It seems like Veilguard is the New Coke of Dragon Age.... 010
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 03/01/2025A professional Game Master specializing in campaigns centering Kink and Leather cultures, Emily Loretta Flummox would like to announce a NEW adult campaign of Monster of the Week, called VAMPIRE LAY-ERS. Seduce vampires! Ejaculate holy water! Build found family in sexual community! 100
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 03/01/2025ANNOUNCING! A new D&D 5e offering from professional Dungeon Master, Emily Loretta Flummox! Rates, & contact info downthread. Become a celebrity in a satirical parody of the United States! Battle in televised bloodsports! Manipulate the media to gain wealth or for revolution! 110
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 28/12/2024TONIGHT December 27th 6pm Pacific, tune into @enchantingsorcery.bsky.social at twitch.tv/enchantingso... to watch EPISODE THREE "Its Windows (its eyes) Bigger Than Its Door (its mouth)" of Tragedies of Waldron Hall, a gothic horror romance game of Thirsty Sword Lesbians!twitch.tvEnchantingSorcery - Twitch🏳️🌈 LGBTQIA+ TTRPG APs & Discussions: Queer Witches & Dice Dragons who love TTRPGs and Tarot! All shows are fully interactive at varying levels via Witchy elements like Precious Stones and Tarot Card... 021
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I feel like, if you know my three favorite Christmas songs, you understand a lot about me actually.... #1 "Old City Bar" by Trans-Siberian Orchestra #2 "The Christians and the Pagans" by Dar Williams #3 "Happy Xmas (War is Over)" by John Lennon and Yoko Ono 000
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I think Lana del Rey should make a Christmas album. I would kill to cry to those songs. 020
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Drinking an old pal for the first time - it's a mention, only rye whiskey instead of gin and dry vermouth instead of sweet. Can't help but wonder how a Cynar 70 old pal would taste.. (use the Cynar instead of the Campari) 010
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 14/12/2024In ONLY TWENTY MINUTES, I will be running episode two of my gothic horror romance campaign of Thirsty Sword Lesbians on @enchantingsorcery.bsky.social twitch.tv/enchantingso...twitch.tvEnchantingSorcery - Twitch🏳️🌈 LGBTQIA+ TTRPG APs & Discussions: Queer Witches & Dice Dragons who love TTRPGs and Tarot! All shows are fully interactive at varying levels via Witchy elements like Precious Stones and Tarot Card... 022
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 05/12/2024What's the best free easy-interface-for-editing no-coding necessary website creator/hosting out there? It's looking like WordPress.org still, is that right? 000
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I'm at my favorite karaoke bar with Sir, as I very often am, and I'm wondering what karaoke looks like in, say, Shadowrun. Or Deadlands. Or Xcrawl. Or some other alternate version of Earth.... 130
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Naired my legs this morning. Few things euphor my gender (I turned euphoria into a verb!) like smooth legs, at least until I get some surgeries... (Even if it did let me know about some scratches a dominant left in my leg XD ) 000
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Like Dark Shadows? Haunting of Hill House/Bly Manor? Check out #TragediesofWaldronHall with @streamingrainbow.bsky.social @artfantastical.bsky.social @abdem1.bsky.social @lawlessvictory.bsky.social & Dicey Mango on @enchantingsorcery.bsky.social (prod. @babayaga.quest) twitch.tv/enchantingsorcery 081
Toy P. Saulson @skunkheart.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Your next TTRPG campaign is inspired by "Paint It Black" by the Rolling Stones, "Big Rock Candy Mountain" by Harry McClintock, & "One Caress" by Depeche Mode. What is it? What game? What's the plot? Who are the NPCs? 100
