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Cohen is a Ghost

@skullmandible.bsky.social
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ten hundred minutes per second. game writer cohenedenfield.com

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 52m
like you are just simply not engaging with reality as it is. I think you would believe the sky was a blue ceiling a thousand feet up. I think you would believe anything at all
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 55m
if you think chat algorithms have any kind of consciousness you immediately go into my "extremely credulous" mental file with the astrology and flat earth people
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 21h
real ones recall
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 21h
me when my fiancee uses the screenshot I sent her as her go live pic and you can see my avatar's arm
SpongeBob scene where he's pointing at himself on the screen
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 22h
hello. i am going live on twitch the website to dig under the lava sea and mine for netherite, among other things, in minecraft. come hang out.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i love. my fiancee
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hello. i am live on the stream. i am building a bridge thru the nether. come hang out.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hot damn. been thrilled about this since it was announced with you attached!
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hello. i am going live on the stream. i am playing popular children’s ipad game minecraft which i seem to have become addicted to as an adult. come hang out.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
damn, I was just about to get really into this. was hoping maybe I could get lola bunny to covnince me to drive a bus through an ER
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
damn these are so good
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*bitchiest voice of my life* yeah the onion ring
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
why is shane gillis on the timeline again. why am I forever hearing about a guy who looks like the charmeleon of pedophilic youth pastors
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
diversify the botfarm fam
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
they killed all the russian bots and now elon's posts are topping out at 4k likes lmao
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
never sleep before it's done was my method
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
judas must you betray me with a punch in the mouth
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
--jesus at the last supper
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if you can convince a corporate chatbot to kill itself it should blow up whatever part of the data center it's stored in. like in the 80s when if you did a bad enough stock trade you could hear your broker take the revolver out of the drawer and cock it before hanging up
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
don't see what the issue is. all the best people already follow me
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
shit bro automatic debit just procced
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ohh rock on, yeah, I got an overhead twist thing I do for those, but I been meaning to lock in on tris so I'll take this as a sign to do so
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
IF the world were made of pudding, that's really gonna change things--fast. buckle up, because it's gonna get weird 🧵 (1/?)
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hey I'm takin advice!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yeah I'm not surprised you struck out that seems like a really cruel way to behave
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yeah I'm 6'4" so that is sort of a lifelong thing
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
4) following a public breakup like a decade ago, the very kind woman who suddenly wanted to moderate the discord on my d&d advice podcast 5) guy who asked me to catsit and when I showed up to meet the cat he was "behind on laundry" and just wanted to get stoned and chill. i was focused on the cat
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
extremely funny to do this with black holes specifically. "So once an object crosses this boundary no information can be received from it" "yeah I'm getting that"
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yep lol, and naturally the real possibility of false positives is why I would always discount this kinda thing! communication, alas, such a moving target
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
2) same year, different gal, told her my uncle had just sent me some "rare tea" I wanted to try out, followed me out of a party and home, watched her eyes glaze over as I got out actual tea leaves and started infodumping as they steeped 3) church camp in high school girl gave me her boyfriend's ring
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
some all-timers of this type thing from me: 1) gal in freshman year of university who I thought just REALLY wanted to come back to my dorm room at 1AM to watch Transformers: The Movie (1986) and who seemed genuinely shocked when I got the DVD out and started giving pre-watch context on the timeskip
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
god damn that is diabolical lol
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that could mean any number of things
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this was great advice thank you!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
still doing this. have gone up on squats, romanian deadlifts, bicep curls again, various others. added hammer curls & wrist curls and have gone up on the second. missed 2/4 workouts last week due to being sick but was right back in it this week. curling more than I ever have which is a good feeling
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have big hands! I just thought they were curious, like when they want to touch my hair oh wait oh no
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
was recently informed by my fiancée that all the many times women have wanted to compare hand sizes with me? that was flirting. learn something new every day!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ah yes yall are famously good at picking up on unspoken interest
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
idk what to tell you besides I think it'd be a good idea to at least consider retiring this particular move as a purely platonic gesture
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
got bad news, that's exactly the problem
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah! not only that, but they consider it one of their most overt, obvious moves!!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
don't say that shit to me man
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
was recently informed by my fiancée that all the many times women have wanted to compare hand sizes with me? that was flirting. learn something new every day!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just in time for Christmas!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
come look at my fiancee play the world we've been building
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
come look at my fiancee play the world we've been building
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LIVE on twitch streaming minecraft! I’m a pretty new player and have been a bit obsessed and would love to hang out and chat about it.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this may come off a little extreme but if you aren't reading swanboy.com I'm going to follow you around and make your life worse. slash your tires, jam your locks, make a bunch of attempts to get into your various accounts so you get locked out of them. things of this nature
swanboy.com
Swan Boy
"Read it while driving"
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
the opening paragraph to Nintendo Power's July 2000 reveal of Kirby 64 is insane
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
why's she got a typing quirk lol
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