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SkeletonBill

@skeletonbill.bsky.social
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i love art so much, i love the incredible human spirit how fortunate am i, despite it all, to live in such a time where limitless amounts of art are available at my fingertips? more than i could consume in several lifetimes, a well of beauty that will never run dry humans are just the best.
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
looks very takashi murakami
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
genuinely what in the world were they thinking
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
only missing oingo boingo and you would've had the whitest lineup in human history
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Vivian (Now Loading) @aeonlamb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman
Button prompt to press Z to talk to Midna
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a life well lived
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i went cold turkey on that website when 2016 happened and i've never looked back
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
strangely i think i was never happier than when i was a hateful raging 4channer, at least it felt like we were united in our hate for video games
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
10 years ago I would have hated the OoT remake with every fibre of my being, now I just don't really give a shit either way. Have I become what I hated? So jaded that I no longer care about anything? Is this growth or regression?
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I've seen the way pykn plays disc priest, you're always this close to a tiger
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
KH1 has pretty miserable level design in general
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
happy birthday big dawg
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
they think i'll grant amnesty but they don't know i am nasty
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
gooses ain't chill with anyone
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i thought you guys were like the same height..
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
sometimes I crouch down to see the world from my wife's perspective and just laugh my ass off -- respectfully of course
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i love the idea of game dev but everytime i get back into it i've forgotten everything i learned in the previous session years ago and have to learn it all over again, i don't know how to prevent this aside from just never stopping
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i'm not sure why everyone is suddenly rocking sex offender glasses but it needs to stop, nobody has ever looked good in them, you are not the one who's going to suddenly make it work
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
did you do this? it's lovely!!
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
if you ever meet a rural outdoor cat you'll learn quickly that all indoor urban cats are genuinely insane by comparison
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i thought this was just a boomer meme, i didn't know people actually ate this..
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
attended a morning prayer session in OSRS, following the 2019 BCP ACNA liturgy, one of the surreal things i've ever witnessed in a video game this could only happen in OSRS and I absolutely love it
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
excommunicate my nuts
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unusualcook @unusualcook.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Flags at half staff for Lindsey Graham but every time a hot male soldier walks by it mysteriously raises back to full on its own
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
as I'm playing it I keep thinking "okay, it's coming around, it's starting to get good" and then it gets worse than ever
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
xenogears is one of the most astoundingly boring games I've ever played, the story is intriguing at times but as a -game- it is sorely lacking
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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unusualcook @unusualcook.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
saw the Sony news
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
2k bots
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
guano-induced schizophrenia situation is batshit crazy
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his armsArticle screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
zoomers use "gif" as a synonym for "reaction image" regardless of whether it's animated or not, very interesting...
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
there's promising evidence of ancient microbial life on mars (they just need to get a sample to confirm it), i bet these little guys are damn near everywhere www.nasa.gov/news-release...
nasa.gov
NASA Says Mars Rover Discovered Potential Biosignature Last Year - NASA
A sample collected by NASA’s Perseverance Mars rover from an ancient dry riverbed in Jezero Crater could preserve evidence of ancient microbial life. Taken
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i used to think it was a no brainer that aliens exist but as time goes on I'm starting to think that we're first my bet would be that simple life is common but intelligent life is extremely rare, maybe one of a kind -- making earth the most special thing in the universe, which is a nice thought 😊
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
At the 1991 CES trade show, Nintendo's booth allowed attendees to stand in front of a green screen, which would then be overlaid over Super Mario World, so they could "be in the game" with Mario. The bad syncing on the overlay gives the resulting footage an extremely amateurish appearance.
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
been playing a lot of ps2 games recently and it really can't be overstated how unbelievably good its library is, I don't see how any other console can even be mentioned as a GOAT contender in comparison, everyone else is utterly mogged
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
even if you carefully adjust your shutter speed to match the refresh rate they still look like complete dogshit compared to reality
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i think part of the reason CRTs became seen as shitty tech (by some) is because of how bad they look when you photograph them, like if you show this picture to somebody under the age of like 25 they're going to think you were out of your mind for using these things
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
it was so good, i expected it to just be a funny-bad movie but it was unironic kino
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
dreamt that Marilyn Monroe stayed at my house and all I did was take a picture of her sitting next to my retro PC, later I learned she was actually a fraud and the real Marilyn died in 1962
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
in America, Oreos come in sleeves... new lore drop
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this genuinely feels like a world that doesn't exist anymore and i'm not just trying to be hyperbolic or funny in saying that
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
because they abandoned it for csgo and dota right
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
>pick up bg3 after a couple years >"i bet the modding scene for this game is great" >it's all porn disappointing but predictable
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
some wires got crossed in my brain years ago where i became convinced that jon hamm voiced the pig from toy story, and even though i know it's nonsense i can't completely rid myself of this premise
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
the older i get the more i realize how big of a problem it is that english lacks a conventional second person plural pronoun
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
basically the equivalent of the boomer buying a 1950s car just to tinker with it all day, only a hell of a lot cheaper, the whole thing (pc, monitor, peripherals) came to under $300 total
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
last year i put together a windows 98 pc and i can't express what a joy it's been, if you're somebody with any interest in vintage tech i can't recommend it enough, real hardware just hits different
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