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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i love art so much, i love the incredible human spirit how fortunate am i, despite it all, to live in such a time where limitless amounts of art are available at my fingertips? more than i could consume in several lifetimes, a well of beauty that will never run dry humans are just the best.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Vivian (Now Loading) @aeonlamb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman
Button prompt to press Z to talk to Midna
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
10 years ago I would have hated the OoT remake with every fibre of my being, now I just don't really give a shit either way. Have I become what I hated? So jaded that I no longer care about anything? Is this growth or regression?
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
they think i'll grant amnesty but they don't know i am nasty
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i love the idea of game dev but everytime i get back into it i've forgotten everything i learned in the previous session years ago and have to learn it all over again, i don't know how to prevent this aside from just never stopping
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i'm not sure why everyone is suddenly rocking sex offender glasses but it needs to stop, nobody has ever looked good in them, you are not the one who's going to suddenly make it work
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
attended a morning prayer session in OSRS, following the 2019 BCP ACNA liturgy, one of the surreal things i've ever witnessed in a video game this could only happen in OSRS and I absolutely love it
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unusualcook @unusualcook.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Flags at half staff for Lindsey Graham but every time a hot male soldier walks by it mysteriously raises back to full on its own
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
xenogears is one of the most astoundingly boring games I've ever played, the story is intriguing at times but as a -game- it is sorely lacking
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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unusualcook @unusualcook.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
saw the Sony news
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
guano-induced schizophrenia situation is batshit crazy
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his armsArticle screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
zoomers use "gif" as a synonym for "reaction image" regardless of whether it's animated or not, very interesting...
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
At the 1991 CES trade show, Nintendo's booth allowed attendees to stand in front of a green screen, which would then be overlaid over Super Mario World, so they could "be in the game" with Mario. The bad syncing on the overlay gives the resulting footage an extremely amateurish appearance.
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
been playing a lot of ps2 games recently and it really can't be overstated how unbelievably good its library is, I don't see how any other console can even be mentioned as a GOAT contender in comparison, everyone else is utterly mogged
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i think part of the reason CRTs became seen as shitty tech (by some) is because of how bad they look when you photograph them, like if you show this picture to somebody under the age of like 25 they're going to think you were out of your mind for using these things
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
dreamt that Marilyn Monroe stayed at my house and all I did was take a picture of her sitting next to my retro PC, later I learned she was actually a fraud and the real Marilyn died in 1962
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
>pick up bg3 after a couple years >"i bet the modding scene for this game is great" >it's all porn disappointing but predictable
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
some wires got crossed in my brain years ago where i became convinced that jon hamm voiced the pig from toy story, and even though i know it's nonsense i can't completely rid myself of this premise
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
the older i get the more i realize how big of a problem it is that english lacks a conventional second person plural pronoun
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
last year i put together a windows 98 pc and i can't express what a joy it's been, if you're somebody with any interest in vintage tech i can't recommend it enough, real hardware just hits different
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Players of Paper Mario are made to believe that Kooper has a bandage on his cheek as part of his character design. This features heavily in fan depictions of him. As it turns out, the bandage was never supposed to be permanent and this is a case of artwork being removed from its intended context.
This is the box art for Paper Mario.
This is likely the only place where most players would see official art of Kooper, and it depicts him with a bandage, suggesting it is part of his character design.
The bandage is part of the audience's image of Kooper.
[various fan art depicting him with a bandage]
Art by jacksondunson on Instagram
Art by DinoRando, on Twitter
Art by ichiarto on Tumblr
Art by MaskedGolem on DeviantArt
The bandage does not appear in any of his in-game sprites, but this is easy enough to overlook given how small their resolution is. Official art often includes details absent from sprites.
However, there is another, much rarer piece of actual official art depicting him without a bandage. So what is the truth?
It turns out the bandage art was likely meant to be paired up with art of Mario with the same bandage. Due to only Kooper making it onto the box, the context was lost and it looked like his design.
Source: info: @flabandbabs; art: instagram.com/p/CIRxSpMulyJ/, ichiarto.tumblr.com/post/139308869311, x.com/DinoRando_/status/1693264120240369903, deviantart.com/maskedgolem/art/Kooper-811374044
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
project snail gary
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Spooky Scaerica @rawrica.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
horridon heroic cleared!
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
i went to big ass lake and everyone knew you!
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
the internet in 2026 people under a certain age can't even comprehend that search engines used to actually be useful
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I'm glad the live action One Piece exists for those who like it but I can't get over how they took the most colorful cartoon in history and gave it the desaturated Netflix lighting, it's just so dull to look at
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Pykn @pykn.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Powerful gamers
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
i'm 100% convinced wayne newton is a trans man but i just can't prove it
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
will we reach a low point of tech enshittification? or will it just be an infinite series of bottom floors falling out from underneath us, each time going lower than we ever thought possible
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Pykn @pykn.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
nah this dlss 5 thing is actually legit a step over the line, transforming any aspect of the original game's aesthetic in any way shape or form is a no-go this is doubly true when what's replacing the original artwork is ai generated trash that ALREADY looks outdated and out of place
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unusualcook @unusualcook.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
BA IS YOU BA STR IS CLO AIT SED MI IS ST NE OP OIL IS OFF
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
i used to really enjoy using em-dashes and i'm pissed that AI took that away from me
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
>see interesting video title in yt recs >it's 2 hours long this needs to stop
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
recurring unsubstantiated fear while walking in public that my penis is hanging out of my pants
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i entered a game jam coming up this week, had a ton of fun with the last one a couple years ago but didn't finish my game because my concept was far too elaborate (and i spent most of the time just learning godot) this time i intend to keep it very simple and deliver a product, no matter how lousy
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'm 34 wtf
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unusualcook @unusualcook.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Now that I've played a ton of the old Blizzard games I can see why they had such a grip on PC culture. I can also see why people who played them back in the day have a burning hatred for modern day ActiBlizz
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
as i was falling asleep last night i came up with a proof that free will exists but i was too sleepy to write it down and now i've forgotten it
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
TF2 Classified is so damn good and anyone who was disappointed with the direction that TF2 took after ~2009 should play it
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
when i was a kid i had to do a report on the "two important people in my life", i picked my mom and my neopet, my grandmother whom I lived with was understandably displeased
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
attended a very traditional anglo-catholic service last night and it was beautiful, completely different from anything I grew up with. I'm not saying I'm converted just yet but they got me with the aesthetics at least.
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
somehow screwed up my windows 98 pc by playing jill of the jungle and i'm pissed!!!
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SkeletonBill @skeletonbill.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
in this strange position where I feel like I'm gradually but unavoidably becoming a christian, despite not being a true believer yet -- it's like all these little threads in my life are coming together to lead me down that road, it kinda sounds like some schizo stuff, but that's where i'm at
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