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The Onion @theonion.com · 9h
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today theonion.com/hungover-egyptologist-…
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Absence Blamed On Accursed Relic From Ancient Tomb
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They should make a website that works
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Twitter Refugee @skeet-skeet.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
As you know, my single 'My Single is Dropping' is dropping.
A screenshot of a LinkedIn post says “Wow, 5 years since Kinvolk (acquired by Microsoft) was acquired by Microsoft.”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
(getting convicted of a crime i committed) The government is being weaponized against me
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Twitter Refugee @skeet-skeet.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I love that none of the characters acknowledge what’s said. #ThePitt
A screenshot from The Pitt S2 E5 that depicts a college aged man lying on a hospital bed. A doctor is in the foreground, and a nurse asks “What happened?” The patient responds with “My jack-off brother.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2026
Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recomm…
Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 12/01/2026
Wow, everyone is addicted to this show
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
We all know and love the airport as the place we go to cough on each other. But if you purchase a ticket you can also use it to get to other cities
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Twitter Refugee @skeet-skeet.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Appallingly amoral to invite this shit into SF. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
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Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco
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Twitter Refugee @skeet-skeet.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy Pride
A screenshot of Logan Roy asking “Hey, are you queer?”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/03/2025
Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’ theonion.com/conserv...
Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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Twitter Refugee @skeet-skeet.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
New neighbor
A blue Sniffies map with a single user profile picture of UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione.
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Twitter Refugee @skeet-skeet.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
@computergay.bsky.social omg you’re the First Gay of BlueSky🤴🏻 bsky.app/profile/gays...
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Chris Stedman @chrisdstedman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Starting over on bluesky
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Twitter Refugee @skeet-skeet.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I’m a skeeter now.
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