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Scott Raymond

@skawt.nyc
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I’m a retired IT manager, consultant, sysadmin, jack of all trades. Love my wife, my cats, my family and friends, food and travel.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 30/07/2026
@gailsimone.bsky.social Happy birthday, Gail!
static.klipy.com
Hello Bear
ALT: Hello Bear
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 01/11/2025
@maryrobinettekowal.com apparently I am having a Mary-go-round day at the airport. At this point I’m crawling on the floor holding my liver in agony.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 19/10/2025
@stephenking.bsky.social After today, will you be changing your last name? Stephen Emperor has a nice ring to it.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 10/08/2025
progressquest.com/play/roster.html
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 18/06/2025
@blowdart.me WHAT TIME IS IT BARRY
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 12/01/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. The science checks out.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 21/10/2024
If you see this, post a vampire.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 26/09/2024
Ooh, I’m a one percenter!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #61,650, Scott Raymond ‪@skawt.net‬, joined on May 5, 2023"
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 07/07/2024
Make a band meatier System of a Double Down
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 15/06/2024
Make a band less mild Uranium Zeppelin Vantablack Sabbath Blue Oyster Death Cult Killy Joel Emperor Crimson Ninety Inch Nails Huey Lewis and the Bad News The Sex Rifles Katrina and the Tsunamis
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 11/06/2024
Make a movie milder: The Empire Responds Back, If You’re Not Busy, No Rush
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 11/06/2024
Reskeet how old you are, using a cage proxy: My older brother was on Wonderama with Bob McAllister
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 09/06/2024
People who travel with Covid and cough everywhere without masking or even covering up need to be banned from traveling until they get the hint that this is unacceptable behavior. This reading came up almost immediately after adding the test drops.
Hooray, Covid.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 30/05/2024
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com So, I’m here at Newark airport about to fly to Europe for a Danube riverboat cruise, and thought I would check out the bookshop here. Turns out that you hadn’t signed any of your books here, so I took care of it for you. No charge! 👍
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 22/05/2024
Can’t stop coughing because of smoke
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 07/05/2024
I saw this and thought of @damnyouwillis.bsky.social youtu.be/5x8Ad3VS6cQ?...
youtu.be
Children Love the Meat Tank
source: https://twitter.com/RealHeathcliffs/status/1351558582479761408 download it: https://hotdad.bandcamp.com/track/children-love-the-meat-tank SUPPORT ZONE BIG LIST: Help me continue making weird things by supporting my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hotdad?ty=h TWITCH+DISCORD: http://twitch.tv/hotterdad https://discord.gg/CHtSZcG Shop through my AMAZON AFFILIATE LINK: http://bit.ly/hotterdad BUY MERCH: https://store.hotdad.club https://tonethreads.com/merch/hotdad https://hotdad.bandcamp.com BUY DIGITAL TRACKS: https://hotdad.bandcamp.com https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/hot-dad/id1056455229 STREAM: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0PsPw7msVbHlolAjQhW5hY SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram: http://instagram.com/hotterdad Twitter: https://twitter.com/hotterdad FB: https://www.facebook.com/hotterdad
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 07/05/2024
Wondering if @faineg.bsky.social missed the May 4th Chewbacca hog…
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 24/04/2024
@samuel.bsky.team Stuck between Scylla and Charybdis—the Bluesky app has muted keywords but STILL doesn’t have an iPad layout, while the Graysky app has iPad layout but doesn’t have all of the features of Bluesky (like muted words). Halp!
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 15/04/2024
Honestly, I’m just hoping for Ms. Daniels’ description of the orange turd’s tiny mushroom dick to be permanently on the legal record.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 08/04/2024
In honor of the eclipse, view me with existential fear and superstition
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Lux in the Bronx @rlux.nyc · 08/03/2024
FOUR MORE YEARS.
Joe Biden
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 25/02/2024
Show me a game that came out when you were 12. WELP.
Royal Game of Ur
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 25/02/2024
Happy 69th birthday (nice) Steve Jobs! youtu.be/P3a2ISi8Tnc?si=kw_auLFjgvE…
youtu.be
Bill Gates Vs Steve Jobs (C64)
Funny clips - http://exgad.blogs.sapo.pt/
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Lux in the Bronx @rlux.nyc · 24/02/2024
Two years. Слава Україні.
The flag of Ukraine against a cloudy sky.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 17/02/2024
Faine gave me cooties
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 13/02/2024
It’s snowing heavily here in NYC, and I’m beginning to think I’m going to have to eat the neighbors. Donner Party Dinner Party!
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 07/02/2024
Reminder to new users here: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 01/02/2024
My body isn’t a temple; it’s an unfixable superfund site.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 05/01/2024
When you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to. And let’s face it, I probably deserved it.
Scott actually dressed up for a change.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 21/12/2023
@crobertcargill.bsky.social What are you doing, Crobert? www.thedailybeast.com/billionaire-k…
thedailybeast.com
Minnesota Billionaire Stirs Ire by Buying and Razing 7 Homes
Reached by a local outlet, she allegedly “threatened legal action if anything ended up in the newspaper.”
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 14/12/2023
AND he wished me a happy birthday. I think I'm going to be in the next movie now.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 14/12/2023
@gailsimone.bsky.social My dear friend, I am celebrating my 58th birthday (tomorrow) at Disneyland. I tried to find you a Snoopy mug, but apparently @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com was here before me and stole them all.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 12/12/2023
Okay, scruffy old man who got on the plane after us wearing a "WHITE LIVES MATTER" shirt. They may, old man, but definitely not you. The only reason I didn't beat you unconscious with my cane is because you're advertising that you're fucking useless and I'm going to Disneyland for my birthday.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 11/12/2023
@pfrazee.com How do I unfollow myself?
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 03/12/2023
@gailsimone.bsky.social Gail! Have you seen this? @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com stole one of your Snoopy mugs and had the audacity to personalize it! How scandalous!
Snoopy mug “Smarty Pants”Scary Trousers
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 03/12/2023
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Thank you so much for a great show. It was personal and entertaining (“Neverwhere.” *THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*). Looking forward to future events in the NYC/NJ/CT area in the future. Unfortunately my wife and I are unavailable for the A Christmas Carol reading.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 01/12/2023
#santos
graysky.app
Ha Ha Nelson GIF
Posted from Graysky - get the app to view and post GIFs!
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 22/11/2023
This year‘s apple pie. The glaze came out like a brûlée due to all of the sugar.
Apple pie with filling liquid glaze.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 14/11/2023
Look, I’m not saying that we should run over all Christian babies with a trolley. I’m just saying I have a black top hat, cape, and a pencil-thin handlebar mustache. And I’ll be damned if I don’t get to use them.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 12/11/2023
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com When I come see you at NJPAC on December 3, would it be acceptable to bring you a small gift? I’ll be fairly close to the stage (left orchestra, row c).
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 20/10/2023
If you’re using the phrase “From the river to the sea” without knowing what it means, fucking learn. And if you DO know what it means and use it anyway, fuck you for wanting to finish what Hitler started.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 17/10/2023
Strangers I don’t know suddenly liking a 3 month-old throwaway reply to someone = I deleted that fucking thing. Jesus, what is with people?
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