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Scott Raymond

@skawt.nyc
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I’m a retired IT manager, consultant, sysadmin, jack of all trades. Love my wife, my cats, my family and friends, food and travel.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 10/08/2025
I’m going to hell
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 09/07/2025
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 18/06/2025
@blowdart.me WHAT TIME IS IT BARRY
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 06/02/2025
Butter emails
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 12/01/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. The science checks out.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 06/01/2025
Charlie Kirk is a Twilight Dracula
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 03/01/2025
That is very similar to our wedding pattern, including the triple raised dots.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 03/01/2025
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 08/12/2024
He should write a book about it.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 06/12/2024
You can milk anything with nipples.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 01/12/2024
Blue-footed boobies
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 24/11/2024
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 21/10/2024
If you see this, post a vampire.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 21/10/2024
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 26/09/2024
Ooh, I’m a one percenter!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #61,650, Scott Raymond ‪@skawt.net‬, joined on May 5, 2023"
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 28/08/2024
This one broke my arm at the 2008 Ghirardelli Square chocolate festival. Check out his Knives Out sweater.
Skawt and murderburb
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 28/08/2024
Well I never
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 20/08/2024
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 19/08/2024
I’ve named mine Steve. After this guy.
Scumbag Steve
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 18/08/2024
You don’t say
Leisure Suit Larry
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 15/08/2024
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 11/08/2024
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 11/08/2024
It certainly contradicts his fake bio here: rpggeek.com/rpgdesigner/18954/byron…
Description
 Edit | History
 From the Credits of F.A. T.A.L.:
 Byron Hall, the founder of Fatal Games and author of F.A. T.A.L.., adores gaming and writing. He has been a role-playing gamer since
 1980. Byron has taught at Northern Illinois University, where he earned his M.A. in Quantitative Research Methods and did pre-doctoral
 work with Structural Equation Modeling. Otherwise, he enjoys dissonant shred guitar, ancient and medieval literature and history,
 neuroscience, philosophy, research, and statistics.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 09/08/2024
Nelson from the Simpsons pointing and laughing
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 06/08/2024
I recommend going full Colonel Guile from Street Fighter.
Colonel Guile getting a haircut
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 04/08/2024
Aorta
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 04/08/2024
A Horta from Star Trek. Also known as the lasagna pile monster.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 25/07/2024
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 15/07/2024
Did someone say shoulder parrot?
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 14/07/2024
Here’s my 12 year old baby Belle
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 28/06/2024
Show this to Sloth
So I Married An Axe Murderer starring Mike Myers and Nancy Travis
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 25/06/2024
Been a long time since I needed to pull this one out.
Sharp knees incel posting on Fark.com
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 18/06/2024
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 11/06/2024
That would mean, based on the law of averages, that there are at least 8,000 martians living among us.
Marvin the MartianAmong Us (red)
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 09/06/2024
People who travel with Covid and cough everywhere without masking or even covering up need to be banned from traveling until they get the hint that this is unacceptable behavior. This reading came up almost immediately after adding the test drops.
Hooray, Covid.
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 07/06/2024
Ha ha!
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 02/06/2024
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 31/05/2024
58. Fernando Lamas (Billy Crystal) was right: It’s better to look good than to feel good. And I feel like 💩!
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 24/05/2024
I belong to three
Three cats laying on me in bed
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 16/05/2024
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 16/05/2024
Mario Tanuki
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 14/05/2024
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 11/05/2024
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 09/05/2024
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 07/05/2024
Wondering if @faineg.bsky.social missed the May 4th Chewbacca hog…
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 06/05/2024
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 04/05/2024
You can use a custom icon for the generated “app”, I use this one:
Bluesky app icon
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 29/04/2024
My sister-in-law’s 12-week old wiry- haired BG
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 24/04/2024
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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 13/04/2024
I use a lightweight Leki cane that can extend to a hiking pole. I used to use a lovely blackthorn shillelagh (from the actual town of Shillelagh in Ireland) until my arthritis required something more comfortable to hold. www.amazon.com/gp/product/B083G2MJ74
Blackthorn walking stick and carrying case for airline travel
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