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Scott Raymond

@skawt.nyc

344 followers 250 following 3.8K posts

I’m a retired IT manager, consultant, sysadmin, jack of all trades. Love my wife, my cats, my family and friends, food and travel.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 30/07/2026

@gailsimone.bsky.social Happy birthday, Gail!

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 30/07/2026

People who refuse to learn or change are the most boring and predictable people in the world. By the way, I’ve read a ton of your work at Dynamite. Looking forward to more.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 30/07/2026

A telemarketer who is reading from a script and is completely unable to deviate from that script without causing themselves physical harm.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 30/07/2026

You are definitely responding to a post that you imagined in your own head. This is called cognitive dissonance bias, and I’m afraid it’s fatal. Everyone who has ever had it has died. Just like everyone in history who drank water.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 07/03/2026

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a man is screaming at a woman while holding his hands up in the air .

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 01/03/2026

Fresh-baked ones from Zabar’s on the upper west side of Manhattan.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 01/03/2026

Sorry, that doesn’t look anything like a smarg

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 28/01/2026

Also vandalism, and public obscenity.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 01/01/2026

So are you! 😁

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 30/12/2025

Do you miss your car? It’s probably still stranded on the highway outside of Kabul, Afghanistan. #foursquare

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 23/12/2025

Ooh, Galactus is coming! Just in time for Christmas!

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 21/12/2025

Maybe he could take up writing apps that also wok properly on the iPad. (Edited 12:47 PM via @skeetsapp.com)

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 21/12/2025

On second inspection it is actually a normal hand, but it isn’t the thick, stumpy fingers that we’re familiar with with. It’s not the orange menace’s hand.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 21/12/2025

Did you notice how the Times added extra knuckles on the hand so that his fingers appear to be a normal length? It’s most obvious on the index finger.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 19/12/2025

It also can’t legally be copyrighted since it’s based on stolen IP. So it actually doesn’t even belong to the person using an LLM.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 15/12/2025

Ugh, that Shakespeare. Always putting words in other people’s mouths.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 15/12/2025

I’m trying to figure out if the sketch on the left of the whiteboard is a Tiffany Lamp or the parachute ride tower from Coney Island.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 15/12/2025

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a man wearing a pair of futuristic glasses talks to another man holding a glass

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 15/12/2025

Yes, and…?

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 14/12/2025

Just gonna register fleamarcomaps.com real quick

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 03/12/2025

Sir Reginald Malmsbury IV

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 01/12/2025

I’ve named my fists The Captain and Tennille because… I forgot where I was going with this. Something something Muskrat Love.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 01/12/2025

Let’s face it, you’ve done ALL of the burrito crimes

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 16/11/2025

Have you decided yet? 😁

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 09/11/2025

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a man with a beard sits at a table with the words nobody trusts anybody now

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 05/11/2025

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a cartoon of a man holding a microphone

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 01/11/2025

I dare mightily. I’m about to to on a cruise and I’ve taken a gummy.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 01/11/2025

@maryrobinettekowal.com apparently I am having a Mary-go-round day at the airport. At this point I’m crawling on the floor holding my liver in agony.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 01/11/2025

Just get a cheat, Crobert.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 31/10/2025

*slaps tub* YESSIR, THIS BABY CAN HOLD A TON OF TOP SECRET DOCUMENT BOXES!

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 31/10/2025

Honey and Cosmic are good, but the best I’ve ever tasted was Royal Blush. Great for eating, great in pies. Only had one batch of them in my life.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 31/10/2025

Really surprised you lasted this long.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 22/10/2025

I’m shocked that you didn’t tag @davidmalki.com in this.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 19/10/2025

@stephenking.bsky.social After today, will you be changing your last name? Stephen Emperor has a nice ring to it.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 17/10/2025

This explains a lot about the people who take their shoes off on the plane. Also he’s going to be sitting next to you.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 02/09/2025

I’m all out of ass.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 21/08/2025

No, hilarious would be giving it to Obama again, with the specific category “Not being Donald Trump”.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 15/08/2025

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 11/08/2025

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a man is standing in front of a building with a wrench in his hand and a quote .

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 10/08/2025

Were you and Stephen Merchant originally Siamese twins?

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 10/08/2025

progressquest.com/play/roster.html

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 10/08/2025

I’m going to hell

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 10/08/2025

He literally did none of those things.

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 09/07/2025

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 08/07/2025

Conan the Librarian?

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 07/07/2025

Into the bean pit

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 01/07/2025

You suspiciously know a lot about crime. 🤔

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 18/06/2025

@blowdart.me WHAT TIME IS IT BARRY

Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 02/05/2025

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a person is holding a cup of coffee in front of a white cat on a bed

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Scott Raymond @skawt.nyc · 23/04/2025

This is the worst fucking way to get a Babel fish.