skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 3hthe hog audience chanting. complete fucking wrestling country 000
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 3hLmao shes walking out like a wrestling heel. even trump has the tone and cadence of the announcer 100
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 16hhe flossed that dude. turned him into a lost fortnite chapter 030
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 19hdamn I wonder if there are any spectacles of mass death going on at this moment. ones that are famously shared on social media by both the soldiers and their government. oh well *writes down NORTH KOREA* 040
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 20hisrael is naturally left out, as they dont 'execute' people, and instead just assassinate whoever an app tells them to. Which is moral, and just 151
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 20hThey could've settled for "like isis" but naturally had to include the countries we might one day become as bad as, and definitely aren't worse than right now. 210
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026centaur gf that keeps asking you to take archery lessons 000
Reposted by skate witchneotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The ultimate goal, of course, is ASI: artificial stupid intelligence. By digitally incarnating the pure fool, we will harness jester's privilege and reforge physics 25317
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I wish trusty patches was real and he kicked me into a pit and stripped me 130
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026no one remembers the quirkyalone movement at a time we need it most 030
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026DETECTIVE TUTUOLA: You're telling me they're using a machine to make child pornography? STABLER: We've gotta track down this robot. DETECTIVE TUTUOLA: [smirking] I, I, [BONG BONG] 020
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In the criminal justice system, algorithmically based offenses are considered especially heinous 140
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the Funny thing here is harris is actually the one trying to build bridges with a bad but maybe reachable person by not saying this to him point blank 040
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026if u ask a western journalist whether they benefit personally and financially from being in thrall to psychos they look at u like u just killed their parents 240
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I heard he farted on 9/11, a day when we all hold in our farts and shits. Out of respect 030
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026obviously I dont think anyone writing for the new york times "should die", but some readers are taking a hard stance against writers for the new york times, and i think we should hear them out 150
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026there should be a wplace but with books and anyone can draw or annotate in the margins 140
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026help! I tried to convince the pope I was Satan but he only thought I was stupid 0113
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026they're like 20% pith! They've played us for absolute fools!! 100
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I sometimes smell something that reminds me of my aunts strawberry patch, most of which were fairly small but flavorful and tart whereas in the u.s we seemingly just make them increasingly bigger, more easily bruised, and still not even that good 100
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026MULDER: I've spent my life studying the paranatural and the unknown, and these people are out there making a mockery of it all SCULLY: Well, what are you gonna do about it? ... A.D SKINNER: what the HELL possessed you to confiscate the candy and costumes of every child on your block?! 021
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Idk if it's me but this generator seems a bit sloppy with the Clavicles. also with hair diffusing into light 230
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026strangely the only kind of genital they're unwilling to examine 020
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026whoa, you write for THE times? of the whole city??? *writes down CONGENITAL LOSER* *underlines* 160
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Look at my business, dawg, im gonna be a trillionaire 110
Reposted by skate witchpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Owl Attacking a Bat, by Horaku, early to mid-19th century 10851195
Reposted by skate witchmorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve got a bone for you. Come and get it! 14519
Reposted by skate witchHearing Things @hearingthingsco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Among other things, Okayplayer was a place to learn about music from people who knew more about it than you. My degree may be in communication, but I was trained in musicology by OKP. www.hearingthings.co/the-afterliv...hearingthings.coThe Afterlives of OkayplayerThe story of a message board that changed hip-hop forever 0154
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026getting a grant and shutting up the dean by writing 'women=cool' on a blackboard. 040
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026did u ever read the manga Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou, about a post-apocalyptic robot lesbian cafe operator 110
Reposted by skate witchmorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fortify potions temporarily increase attributes and abilities. Fortify potions include: fortify strength, fortify intelligence, fortify willpower, fortify agility, fortify speed, fortify personality, fortify luck, fortify health, fortify spell points, fortify fatigue, and fortify endurance. 1268
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026he thanos snapped that motherfucker into a slimjim 150
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the former Japanese prime minister? no im pretty sure he was the precursor to askjeeves. like, im 90% sure of that 150
