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mike skalnik

@skalnik.com
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Expresses some opinions and tells lots of stories Nervous and benefits from lots of reassurance Wiggly

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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 02/09/2026
i was thinkin of you and that evening recently! that cooler held drinks at our 5 yr anniversary/belated wedding reception last month. still goin strong and being useful!
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 02/09/2026
can’t find out if u never fuck around
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I am so tired of waiting. Aren’t you, for the world to become good and beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife and go ape shitt
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i have received a very important message
pov holding a glass bottle on the beach that contains a hotdog
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 30/07/2026
Nice of @github.com to place one of my avatars so prominently on the site now!
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 20/07/2026
Come by on Fridays at 1pm for a public tour!
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 15/06/2026
copying my avatar huh
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 13/06/2026
Stand back everyone! They're letting me use power tools at work unsupervised.
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 29/05/2026
I pointed out that all of the Heisei era Godzilla movies easily pass the Bechtel Test and my kid responded, "only if Godzilla isn't the love interest" and I've been thinking about that for *weeks*.
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 25/05/2026
Turn Down For What hearing aids
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 22/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Fun in the Sun: Pink Glitter Flip Flops in Puerto Vallarta
ALT: Fun in the Sun: Pink Glitter Flip Flops in Puerto Vallarta
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 22/05/2026
finally a glimpse of ingram and pam
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 21/05/2026
This struck me to. I immediately came back here to see them just posting marketing fluff, and nothing of substance. Glad they corrected course in time and posted about the breech but sheeesh wtf
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 12/05/2026
My F3 seems electrically dead 😭 Cleaned contacts, new battery, nothing but the basic mechanical function. I guess I'll stop by Glass Key this week to see if they have suggestions, but any advice/recommendations for repair, I'm all ears!
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 09/05/2026
u had a WUT
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 04/05/2026
whos that
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 04/05/2026
ur not supposed to tell other people ur nickname for me!!!
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 01/05/2026
I have a photo hanging at Woods Outbound this month!
A wood framed black and white print of a street light and electrical line overgrown by a tree.
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 29/04/2026
What’s sad is no one in leadership seemed to care then, and it’s hard to believe that they would now. Bums me out for some of the folks still there that keep pouring so much of themselves into GitHub
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 26/04/2026
earthquake!
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 24/04/2026
Feel this a lot as a regular and faster cyclist. The real answer is to just chill and go slow, or take another route with less protected infrastructure. That second approach also has the benefit of showing bike use in more places, hopefully encouraging the city to expand bike infrastructure!
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 20/04/2026
cone 📸 nikon f3 🔭 voigtlander ultron 40mm f/2 🎞️ ilford fp4+ 🧪 hc-110 1+31 hope im not too late for #fp4party #ilfordfp4
A stairway in the background with a cone next to a small side door
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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 07/04/2026
Hell yeah!! Congrats!
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 06/04/2026
Can't believe it takes the aliens a whole 40 minutes to swap the astronauts out with lizard people. Figured such an advanced civilization could do it faster
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 06/04/2026
dang that’s pissin tired
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 05/04/2026
hi still so full :(, im skalnik
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 05/04/2026
A little girl watching the Area 51 gravatron ride in motion at a carnival
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 05/04/2026
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 02/04/2026
can’t believe i’m getting subskeeted rk
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 28/03/2026
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 25/03/2026
Imagine getting turnt on some moonshine and then waking up like this, and just getting dopped into work. King Kong vs Godzilla (1962) is some shit.
King Kong being carried in the sky by several yellow balloons, being guided by 3 helicopters.
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 17/03/2026
it's been a minute since I've scantron'd
a scantron test form and a pencil
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 14/03/2026
😭 i didn’t make the cut
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 14/03/2026
this or: a car alarm going off means the car must be stolen. if ur shit is going off and ain’t no one breaking in, guess it’s my job to go smash some windows
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 13/03/2026
One time I spent hours making a broth, then as I went to strain the solids out, I forgot to put a vessel down and poured it all down the sink, leaving me with a strainer full of tasteless solid trash and no broth 😭
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 11/03/2026
What'd I miss?
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
episode 087
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Mike Cohen @mikec415.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hello ICE - Bay Area hates U
HELLO ICE!
TOTAL CHUMPS • LONELY NAZIS
• YOUR SICK JOB MAKES YOU TRASH
ICE: WHO
HURT YOU?
NGA
IS KIDNAPPING
LA
PEOPLE EASIER
build a fence
MIGRA
around yrself & mind
THAN THERAPY?
yr own business!
TEXT: #FOAD
BAY AREA HATES U
• FOR FUHRER ASSISTANCE:
DIAL 1-773-EAT-CACA
DOES THE VOID INSIDE YOU HURT LESS WHEN YOU BUSY YRSELF WITH RUINING OTHER PEOPLE?
Try imagining if you spent your time planting trees, connecting
communities, caring for sick people, protecting those you terrorize, anything to improve people's live rather than destroying them.
INFORMACIÓN:
Si observa la aplicación de la ley por parte del ICE en su vecindario, llame al Alameda County Immigration Legal Education Partnership (ACILEP):
510-241-4011 or San Francisco Rapid
Response Network: 415-200-1548
CONOZCA SUS DERECHOS:
https://www.acilep.org/services
https://sfilen.org/(
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 01/03/2026
nice eggtraterrestrial
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 22/02/2026
Hockey seems like one of the sports where they should all have full face shields, but then how would they kiss?
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 21/02/2026
Misty has been one of my favorite coworkers ever. Incredible addition to any team
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 20/02/2026
Hell yeah, this is huge. Nice work
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 15/02/2026
The worst part of the Olympic coverage has got to be this awful Svedka ad
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 06/02/2026
2cute
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 04/02/2026
pigs in a blanket? more like cops in a coffin
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 27/01/2026
Seems good! I’d chip in a few bucks to keep it running
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 23/01/2026
Ah the advanced Thenar Bucca Roll technique. archive.org/details/catm...
archive.org
Cat massage : a whiskers-to-tail guide to your cat's ultimate petting pleasure : Ballner, Maryjean : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
xi, 128 pages : 23 cm
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 18/01/2026
I have a similar one, but the markings started to wear off. Where'd you score these? They look perfect!
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