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mike skalnik

@skalnik.com
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Expresses some opinions and tells lots of stories Nervous and benefits from lots of reassurance Wiggly

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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 02/09/2026
can’t find out if u never fuck around
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I am so tired of waiting. Aren’t you, for the world to become good and beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife and go ape shitt
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i have received a very important message
pov holding a glass bottle on the beach that contains a hotdog
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 30/07/2026
Nice of @github.com to place one of my avatars so prominently on the site now!
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 13/06/2026
Stand back everyone! They're letting me use power tools at work unsupervised.
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 29/05/2026
I pointed out that all of the Heisei era Godzilla movies easily pass the Bechtel Test and my kid responded, "only if Godzilla isn't the love interest" and I've been thinking about that for *weeks*.
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 12/05/2026
My F3 seems electrically dead 😭 Cleaned contacts, new battery, nothing but the basic mechanical function. I guess I'll stop by Glass Key this week to see if they have suggestions, but any advice/recommendations for repair, I'm all ears!
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 01/05/2026
I have a photo hanging at Woods Outbound this month!
A wood framed black and white print of a street light and electrical line overgrown by a tree.
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 26/04/2026
earthquake!
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 20/04/2026
cone 📸 nikon f3 🔭 voigtlander ultron 40mm f/2 🎞️ ilford fp4+ 🧪 hc-110 1+31 hope im not too late for #fp4party #ilfordfp4
A stairway in the background with a cone next to a small side door
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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 06/04/2026
Can't believe it takes the aliens a whole 40 minutes to swap the astronauts out with lizard people. Figured such an advanced civilization could do it faster
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 05/04/2026
A little girl watching the Area 51 gravatron ride in motion at a carnival
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 28/03/2026
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 25/03/2026
Imagine getting turnt on some moonshine and then waking up like this, and just getting dopped into work. King Kong vs Godzilla (1962) is some shit.
King Kong being carried in the sky by several yellow balloons, being guided by 3 helicopters.
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 17/03/2026
it's been a minute since I've scantron'd
a scantron test form and a pencil
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
episode 087
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Mike Cohen @mikec415.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hello ICE - Bay Area hates U
HELLO ICE!
TOTAL CHUMPS • LONELY NAZIS
• YOUR SICK JOB MAKES YOU TRASH
ICE: WHO
HURT YOU?
NGA
IS KIDNAPPING
LA
PEOPLE EASIER
build a fence
MIGRA
around yrself & mind
THAN THERAPY?
yr own business!
TEXT: #FOAD
BAY AREA HATES U
• FOR FUHRER ASSISTANCE:
DIAL 1-773-EAT-CACA
DOES THE VOID INSIDE YOU HURT LESS WHEN YOU BUSY YRSELF WITH RUINING OTHER PEOPLE?
Try imagining if you spent your time planting trees, connecting
communities, caring for sick people, protecting those you terrorize, anything to improve people's live rather than destroying them.
INFORMACIÓN:
Si observa la aplicación de la ley por parte del ICE en su vecindario, llame al Alameda County Immigration Legal Education Partnership (ACILEP):
510-241-4011 or San Francisco Rapid
Response Network: 415-200-1548
CONOZCA SUS DERECHOS:
https://www.acilep.org/services
https://sfilen.org/(
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 22/02/2026
Hockey seems like one of the sports where they should all have full face shields, but then how would they kiss?
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 21/02/2026
Misty has been one of my favorite coworkers ever. Incredible addition to any team
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 15/02/2026
The worst part of the Olympic coverage has got to be this awful Svedka ad
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 04/02/2026
pigs in a blanket? more like cops in a coffin
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Definitely Taco Bell @fauxo-bell.skalnik.com · 05/01/2026
Buy a Breakfast Bucket
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 31/12/2025
All that and a bag of chips? I simply am the chips
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 21/12/2025
This huge SF power outage is wild. Never seen so much of the city so dark
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 07/12/2025
I heard of the idea of "Criterion Birthdays" a while ago, where you combine the month and date to get a spine number and find your movie. Decided to make it a bit easier to look up: skalnik.com/criterion/
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Criterion Birthday
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 30/07/2025
toronto 📸 nikon f3 🔭 voigtlander ultron 40mm f/2 🎞️ kodak tri-x 🧪 d-76 1+1 #analog #photography
several koi fish, blurry with movementA view from the bottom of a rams head statue, illuminated by a large flood lightSomeone looking out at the view from the CN Tower in Toronto, hand providing shade for his eyesA figure at the top of an escalator in a subway station, under a sign saying "TO TRAINS"
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 12/07/2025
Pretty wild to see how pronounced the difference between HC-110 and XTOL is when developing T-Max P3200 @6400. I figured I'd see a small difference, but not that it'd be this obvious! HC-110 left, XTOL right
A side by side of 2 film images of fireworks and smoke. The left image is very grainy, while the right is noticeable more smooth.
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 10/07/2025
Excited to be starting at @archive.org in August!
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 06/06/2025
Framed and hung some prints today! Framed prints hit different
Two framed photographs hanging in the corner of a room
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 18/03/2025
Nothin like seeing your tea wiggle around almost like in Jurassic Park to confirm an earthquake
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 07/03/2025
After 12 years, a few months short of 13 years, I was fired from GitHub on Wednesday. What a wild ride that was!
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 28/01/2025
long exposures from long nights 📸 nikon f3 🔭 voigtländer ultron 40mm f/2 🎞️ ilford hp5+ #analog #photography
A photograph of the De Young museum in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park thru the trees at nightA photograph of a lit path at night in San Francisco's Golden Gate ParkAn image of a line of identical buildings, lit up at night, with a reflection from a partly wet street. The buildings are near identical and seem to go on forever.A view down a wooden walkway, covered in an awning
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 14/12/2024
Happy SF Tornado warning to all who celebrate
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 05/12/2024
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 02/12/2024
Thanks to @bluebotsdonequick.com I've gotten @fauxo-bell.bsky.social over here now!
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 18/11/2024
a black and white photo of a sandwich being held in front of a vista of a hike in Joshua Tree national park
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 16/11/2024
When do they get the steel chairs
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 28/07/2023
Every time I sit on the toilet, I then rise enlightened.
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mike skalnik @skalnik.com · 27/05/2023
Butts.
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