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SJ Rozan

@sjrozan.bsky.social
3.6K followers 3K following 1.2K posts

Writer, reader, gardener, New Yorker, basketball player, NY Liberty and NY Knicks fan. Author of 20 novels and 100+ short stories. Former architect.

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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 8h
Ask for extra pages. Passport comes fast, no ugly photo. Worked for me!
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Mary21 @mheltru21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I agree 💯 What the fuck are you doing MLB
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know you want to make the bed now that the laundry's done. But I'm all comfy (see the starfish paws?) so you'll have to wait. -- Petra
Cat in piled-up blankets on unmade bed.
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furryninja.bsky.social @furryninja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I recommend calling the NFL to complain about the illegal propaganda ad being run during games on Fox. Here's the number:
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Libra on Fire 🔥 ⚖️ @libraonfire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
. Im a millennial, my retirement plan is the revolution. .
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My latest Substack sjrozan.substack.com/p/where-was-...
sjrozan.substack.com
Where was I last night?
Funny you should ask.
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gee, that’d be too bad.
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NYC is always NYC.
Chopping up stale bread for the pigeons at the Met. Monk and friend waiting on a hotdog line. Mailbox reading “Hungry” and “Spicy”
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For the win!
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let’s make it happen! Don’t forget to subscribe: www.dworkinsubstack.com/subscribe
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Lady Di @ladydi2020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is where we are at. The U.S. was the only one to oppose… 😡 #Pinks
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Quilters, immigrant rights advocates and an interfaith coalition unveiled the Stolen Neighbors Quilt at the Minnesota State Capitol on Tuesday to honor Minnesotans detained by federal immigration enforcement - and advocate on their behalf.
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NY Times: Google Takes the A.I. Data Center Race to Outer Space "Next Thursday, Google is sending an experimental satellite into orbit that will have enough computing power to answer simple A.I. queries from space." What could possibly go wrong?
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know, this might actually work out fine... From the Washington Sun: "White House Denies that Trump Wants to Put His Name on Ford’s Theatre"
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Indeed🤔...
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the best midterm metaphor I've seen.
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PLEASE
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Guardian's headline writer must have guzzled a gallon of water after penning this on Trump's upcoming UN address, it's so dry: "The President has been posting on Washington arch, AI and his ‘25 top achievements’ – the chances of an uplifting speech appear slim"
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m sorry, but seriously, why is there even a question on bestiality on the FBI application?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
New in PN: Retire in peace "McConnell would never be allowed to drive a car, babysit young children, or file his own taxes. Why, then, should a cognitively incapacitated 82-year-old retain one of the most important positions of power within the national government?"
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Retire in peace
McConnell is the latest example of an incapacitated politician refusing to let go.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No shit, 100% agree here.
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
From the Dept. of Publishing Scams 1. This dame, no doubt a bot, claims to be "...reaching out from Regalo Press because your work struck us as exceptional." Yeah, maybe, but it starts, "Hi, Rozan." 1. Regalo Press is a real thing, but this is not its email: gretchenyoung.regolapress@gmail.com
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For the win!
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
From the Guardian, not the Onion. Really. I’m going to throw up. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Kash Patel defends FBI hiring policy on applicants who have engaged in bestiality
Senators question FBI chief on move to cut restrictions on agent applicants who have engaged in bestiality
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Three men whose fortunes depend on building AI faster just publicly asked to be slowed down. Musk. Altman. Amodei. The President called them "negative forces." That's the tobacco executives asking for the warning label...and the government saying relax. www.jackhopkinsnow.com
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Sara Margarita Medina Ramos @sarammedinaramis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
DO NOT GO TO VOTESAFE.ORG
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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jtkstc @jtkstc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Do NOT use Votesafe [dot] Org (Update: Don’t Even Go Check it Out!)
The chicanery never ever ends. Elon Musk has set up what looks like a legit website to help you protect your right to vote, but it’s a scam. From Democratic Underground: Elon Musk is running a fake…
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jonathan Santlofer and Joyce Carol Oates responding to audience questions at the launch of Jonathan's new book, TEN PERFECT GUESTS. The event was at Jim Kempner Fine Art, thus the art backdrop.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anthropic’s CEO says that the company needs hundreds of billions in revenue or they’re going to go bankrupt. Awww…Maybe he can only drink coffee at home, get a second job, and work a lot harder. Polluting the environment and creating societal nightmares must be so exhausting
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#25A!
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NYC can be exhausting.
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No!! Lonnie, don't leave us! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/08/a...
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Smithsonian’s Secretary to Resign as Trump Tries to Rule the Institution
In the face of escalating White House attacks about how museums present American history, Lonnie G. Bunch III has announced his decision to depart.
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You guys! My buddy Jonathan Santlofer's new book is out today. It's gripping, it's page-turning, and it's fun. What could be better? Available wherever fine books are sold.
Cover image of TEN PERFECT GUESTS
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What did Thiel do, look in a mirror?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 😸 🌊 @stevefm20.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Trump is a nazi
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The heroes Trump called “small potatoes”: Cody Khork Noah Tietjens Nicole Amor Declan Coady Jeffrey O’Brien Robert Marzan John Klinner Ariana Savino Ashley Pruitt Seth Koval Curtis Angst Tyler Simmons Tyler Feehan Isabella Gonzales Angel Rampersad Michael Swinton Gabriel Edwards Benjamin Pennington
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aRemedy @aremedy.org · 04/09/2026
I haven’t forgotten Renee Good. I never will. Jesse describes the terrorist group ICE and how they murder women—with the GOP protecting the murderers. youtu.be/El0CLduLgew?...
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Good vs. Ice
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
jd vance talking about "the end of times" isn't Catholic. That's three Evangelicals in a trench coat
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just got a spam book promo offer from "Damilare Greatness," who signs it "Best, Great."
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You have your displeasures, I have mine.
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Okay for you. I’m still displeased.
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When addressing the Grim Reaper I am always calm. I am, in this case, however, displeased.
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem now? Grim Reaper, get your scythe checked, its aim is way off.
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He’s terning about.
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hudson River Park. One good tern. I'll see myself out.
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SJ Rozan @sjrozan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well, by his standards, he’s not wrong.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 31/08/2026
BREAKING: The Supreme Court gave Trump the greenlight to steamroll ahead on his $600M ballroom. Trump's billionaire buddies and corporations gave millions in "gifts" to bankroll it. Many have big stakes in federal contracts and actions. It's a gold-encrusted gateway for corruption.
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