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@sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
As a geneticist it's really important to know what eugenics is and make sure that nazis never feel like you're on their side
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Been enjoying my little sister using those ig updates like I'd use MySpace statuses lol
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
On one hand the West Coast Smile at everyone gets me into trouble on the street sometimes but on the other hand sometimes people whole face lights up so
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Forgot people from other places are impressed when I tell them where I work
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I wish every person posting anti trans things a very happy "I hope your kids stop talking to you when they leave the house"
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
It's cool that now I get to feel anxious at work and in my own home. And the morale of both stories is that if you over extend yourself trying to be a good person, it will always be to your own detriment!
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
My best friend has started bargaining for moving closer to me in exchange to agreeing to retire back in Oregon with her lol
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hack: if you have severe allergies to the trees and start crying from your anxiety everyone will leave you alone bc they assume your watery eyes are from the pollen
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Just had a check in with my boss who told me he's expressly not mad at me for for anything which turns out is the only thing you really have to tell me every few months
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Decided to be hot today
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Daniel has a tummy ache so now I'm gonna make him rice and chicken puree for dinner
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
23andMe declared bankruptcy and the company is gonna be sold off for parts. That includes your DNA information and the only amount of control you have is to delete your info immediately. It’s very simple to do. Gift link: wapo.st/4kUsBEF
How to delete genetic data from
23andMe
• Log into your 23andMe account.
• Go to your Profile, then tap Settings.
• Scroll to the "23andMe Data" section at the bottom of the page and click View.
• If you want to download your data, select what you want.
• Scroll to the "Delete Data" section and click
Permanently Delete Data.
• Confirm your request: You'll receive an email from 23andMe, and click the link in the email to confirm.
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Oregon didn't deserve to win that one but it still hurts
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Type of shit I've been on
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I should be able to order soup at the bar.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
From 2010 to 2016 (latest data I have ), NIH research contributed to EVERY drug approved by the FDA
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Sco ducks am I right or am I fucking right guys
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I have to let my roots grow out a few inches at least once a year so I can do a deep check for if my Grey's have came yet (they have not)
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 18/03/2025
Netanyahu has not allowed any food, water, or fuel into Gaza in two weeks. Now he has resumed bombing, killing hundreds of people and breaking the ceasefire that had given Gaza a chance to live again. NO MORE MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL.
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I had to see this so now so do you
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Making my RN friend who does botox and weight loss injections constantly mad by replying to her before and after posts with a video of me trying my best to scrunch my face up into whatever shape necessary to get the lines she just got rid of on someone else
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
My morning affirmations recently: you didn't choose a career path that makes a lot of money but you did choose a career path that makes it likely other countries would like you move there if you need
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The fact no one else in this lab is a single drop Irish is very clear to me today, ain't a soul got on green but me. I should start pinching
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Yeah I did cut a few inches off my bangs bc my friend said she needed some of my hair. No I don't know what she needs it for, I'm sure it's something normal
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Hello, I’m a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. I’m just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Today is the 35th anniversary of the Capitol Crawl, in which disabled activists discarded their mobility aids at the foot of the Capitol steps to climb them in support of passage of the Americans with Disabilities Ac. Jennifer Keelan-Chaffins, 8, told reporters "I'll take all night if I have to!"
Three people in sky blue shirts and jeans climbing the steps of the US Capitol, including a young blonde girl wearing a red and white bandanna around her head and turning to look at the camera
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Zara 🏳️‍🌈 @zaravarin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help? Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together. Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵 Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
A photo of two cats, Mjolnir - a tortoiseshell, and Gabe - a tabby, cuddled together cheek-to-cheek.
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Wil Deny @wildeny.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
A person holding a white cat with a black head, with a portrait of the cat behind the cat.  The portrait is very good and captures the cat's expression perfectly.
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Just got kind of sad that my crazy grandmas "family" chat she gave her health updates to doesn't have any of my immediate family other than me in it
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I really don't like interacting with HR at all but I think I probably need a promotion I am not doing my original job description any more lol
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I deactivated my main Twitter, deleted the app (didn't delete my alt tho), and cancelled my Amazon membership (haven't ordered anything from them in like 4 months now, my partner has a business account he can use if he needs). Feeling generally good
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Thinking about when Nikita accidentally sent me lillies on international women's day and I had to give them to the vape shop downstairs
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Old head of the NIH is singing to us rn
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Have to go to the book store and buy work propaganda for the stand for science march ughh
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
ok you know what, seeing a distressing number of ppl parrot the claim that US military presence in Korea helps keep Koreans safe so here's an incomplete and hideous thread of crimes committed by US soldiers while stationed in Korea.
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
See you there
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Set up the q PCR run, fucked it up, wasted like 1k In reagents, redid it lol that's show biz baby
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
"Down load signal, it's more secure" that'd be cool but I don't think that's for people with the type of internet foot print I already have
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
They accepted my review paper protocol submission that I have first authorship on if anyone even cares
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
didn't watch it but i'm giving the state of the union address 0/10 due to a particular thing not happening
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I'm too old for this shit (muting people who posted 3 horny tweets before 8 am)
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
To many of you- Please dump him for the sake of all of us I don't wanna read that shit anymore
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Watching your friend fumble but knowing you can't interfere bc a man who will fumble will do it in every timeline and you'll only prolong the inevitable
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I've been at my job a year this week. That's neat
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Carlos Foglia @lacarlos.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Mayor: You finish that statue of Lincoln for the federal courthouse? Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Mayor: what
A handsome statue of Abraham Lincoln A handsome statue of Abraham Lincoln
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Physicians for a Healthy Democracy @physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 16/02/2025
usatoday.com
‘Took away my hope.’ Federal workers say Trump mass firings upended their lives
Fired workers worried about making rent and paying student loans. Many talked about going into government work because they value public service.
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Sick in bed, decided to start a fight about the NIH cuts with my grandma (who has a PhD in education, but also either brain worms or lead poisoning)
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I started my period and got a cold right after this :(
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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
My secret power is making sure all of the most stressful things that can happen in my life, happen all at once
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