Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025As a geneticist it's really important to know what eugenics is and make sure that nazis never feel like you're on their side 040
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Been enjoying my little sister using those ig updates like I'd use MySpace statuses lol 000
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025On one hand the West Coast Smile at everyone gets me into trouble on the street sometimes but on the other hand sometimes people whole face lights up so 000
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Forgot people from other places are impressed when I tell them where I work 120
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I wish every person posting anti trans things a very happy "I hope your kids stop talking to you when they leave the house" 020
Reposted by Burkedave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me 528388395924
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 07/04/2025It's cool that now I get to feel anxious at work and in my own home. And the morale of both stories is that if you over extend yourself trying to be a good person, it will always be to your own detriment! 230
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 05/04/2025My best friend has started bargaining for moving closer to me in exchange to agreeing to retire back in Oregon with her lol 000
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Hack: if you have severe allergies to the trees and start crying from your anxiety everyone will leave you alone bc they assume your watery eyes are from the pollen 000
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Just had a check in with my boss who told me he's expressly not mad at me for for anything which turns out is the only thing you really have to tell me every few months 010
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Daniel has a tummy ache so now I'm gonna make him rice and chicken puree for dinner 130
Reposted by BurkeErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 24/03/202523andMe declared bankruptcy and the company is gonna be sold off for parts. That includes your DNA information and the only amount of control you have is to delete your info immediately. It’s very simple to do. Gift link: wapo.st/4kUsBEF 1826682404
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Oregon didn't deserve to win that one but it still hurts 130
Reposted by BurkeBrain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I should be able to order soup at the bar. 021
Reposted by BurkeMark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 22/03/2025From 2010 to 2016 (latest data I have ), NIH research contributed to EVERY drug approved by the FDA 708319718473
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I have to let my roots grow out a few inches at least once a year so I can do a deep check for if my Grey's have came yet (they have not) 120
Reposted by BurkeSenator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 18/03/2025Netanyahu has not allowed any food, water, or fuel into Gaza in two weeks. Now he has resumed bombing, killing hundreds of people and breaking the ceasefire that had given Gaza a chance to live again. NO MORE MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL. 414163084072
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Making my RN friend who does botox and weight loss injections constantly mad by replying to her before and after posts with a video of me trying my best to scrunch my face up into whatever shape necessary to get the lines she just got rid of on someone else 120
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025My morning affirmations recently: you didn't choose a career path that makes a lot of money but you did choose a career path that makes it likely other countries would like you move there if you need 130
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025The fact no one else in this lab is a single drop Irish is very clear to me today, ain't a soul got on green but me. I should start pinching 050
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Yeah I did cut a few inches off my bangs bc my friend said she needed some of my hair. No I don't know what she needs it for, I'm sure it's something normal 010
Reposted by BurkeA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Hello, I’m a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. I’m just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical. 159113182150
Reposted by BurkeInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Today is the 35th anniversary of the Capitol Crawl, in which disabled activists discarded their mobility aids at the foot of the Capitol steps to climb them in support of passage of the Americans with Disabilities Ac. Jennifer Keelan-Chaffins, 8, told reporters "I'll take all night if I have to!" 6992283062
Reposted by BurkeZara 🏳️🌈 @zaravarin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help? Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together. Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵 Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙 13986863665
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Just got kind of sad that my crazy grandmas "family" chat she gave her health updates to doesn't have any of my immediate family other than me in it 020
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I really don't like interacting with HR at all but I think I probably need a promotion I am not doing my original job description any more lol 240
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I deactivated my main Twitter, deleted the app (didn't delete my alt tho), and cancelled my Amazon membership (haven't ordered anything from them in like 4 months now, my partner has a business account he can use if he needs). Feeling generally good 180
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Thinking about when Nikita accidentally sent me lillies on international women's day and I had to give them to the vape shop downstairs 030
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Have to go to the book store and buy work propaganda for the stand for science march ughh 020
Reposted by Burkeregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 06/03/2025ok you know what, seeing a distressing number of ppl parrot the claim that US military presence in Korea helps keep Koreans safe so here's an incomplete and hideous thread of crimes committed by US soldiers while stationed in Korea. 4401169
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Set up the q PCR run, fucked it up, wasted like 1k In reagents, redid it lol that's show biz baby 010
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 05/03/2025"Down load signal, it's more secure" that'd be cool but I don't think that's for people with the type of internet foot print I already have 030
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 05/03/2025They accepted my review paper protocol submission that I have first authorship on if anyone even cares 280
Reposted by Burkemore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/03/2025didn't watch it but i'm giving the state of the union address 0/10 due to a particular thing not happening 224616
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I'm too old for this shit (muting people who posted 3 horny tweets before 8 am) 020
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 20/02/2025To many of you- Please dump him for the sake of all of us I don't wanna read that shit anymore 010
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Watching your friend fumble but knowing you can't interfere bc a man who will fumble will do it in every timeline and you'll only prolong the inevitable 120
Reposted by BurkeCarlos Foglia @lacarlos.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Mayor: You finish that statue of Lincoln for the federal courthouse? Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Mayor: what 421462352
Reposted by BurkePhysicians for a Healthy Democracy @physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 16/02/2025usatoday.com‘Took away my hope.’ Federal workers say Trump mass firings upended their livesFired workers worried about making rent and paying student loans. Many talked about going into government work because they value public service. 17827
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Sick in bed, decided to start a fight about the NIH cuts with my grandma (who has a PhD in education, but also either brain worms or lead poisoning) 160
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I started my period and got a cold right after this :( 020
Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 10/02/2025My secret power is making sure all of the most stressful things that can happen in my life, happen all at once 130