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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

As a geneticist it's really important to know what eugenics is and make sure that nazis never feel like you're on their side

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Been enjoying my little sister using those ig updates like I'd use MySpace statuses lol

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

On one hand the West Coast Smile at everyone gets me into trouble on the street sometimes but on the other hand sometimes people whole face lights up so

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Like the lab I work in is impressive but I don't even have to get into what I do lol

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Forgot people from other places are impressed when I tell them where I work

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I wish every person posting anti trans things a very happy "I hope your kids stop talking to you when they leave the house"

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I did tell my supervisor I left bc of anxiety but he also didn't do anything wrong maybe ever and I'm generally fine with knowing I'm insane on a few levels that just aren't easy to see

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Yes even tho I'm butt hurt about all of this I'm going to make sure no one knows I had a panic attack at work bc I don't want them to apologize to me for that when they should apologize for being mean to me generally even if I was more mentally stable than I am!!

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Yes I did have a panic attack at work Friday that's now coloring the way I perceive everything that's my right as an insane person

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Turns out people basically never go "wow they're doing so much for me I should make their life easy and be nice to them" they go "well clearly they could be doing MORE" if I ever even am slightly less helpful!!

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

It's cool that now I get to feel anxious at work and in my own home. And the morale of both stories is that if you over extend yourself trying to be a good person, it will always be to your own detriment!

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

My best friend has started bargaining for moving closer to me in exchange to agreeing to retire back in Oregon with her lol

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Hack: if you have severe allergies to the trees and start crying from your anxiety everyone will leave you alone bc they assume your watery eyes are from the pollen

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Just had a check in with my boss who told me he's expressly not mad at me for for anything which turns out is the only thing you really have to tell me every few months

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

No one is mad at me but I don't like to make any mistakes at all let alone ones that are thousands of dollars (the nature of my job means all my mistakes probably cost hundreds of dollars at best)

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

He's thrown up twice in the last few days which is weird but h3 seems okay other wise

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I don't think I took this pic so those aren't my toes lol

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Daniel has a tummy ache so now I'm gonna make him rice and chicken puree for dinner

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

23andMe declared bankruptcy and the company is gonna be sold off for parts. That includes your DNA information and the only amount of control you have is to delete your info immediately. It’s very simple to do. Gift link: wapo.st/4kUsBEF

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Oregon didn't deserve to win that one but it still hurts

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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

I should be able to order soup at the bar.

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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

From 2010 to 2016 (latest data I have ), NIH research contributed to EVERY drug approved by the FDA

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Sco ducks am I right or am I fucking right guys

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Need someone to come comb thru my hair looking for grays for me like I have ticks

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

My mom got them around 30 with kids. I feel like grad school and the daily horrors should be working on me tho

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I have to let my roots grow out a few inches at least once a year so I can do a deep check for if my Grey's have came yet (they have not)

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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 18/03/2025

Netanyahu has not allowed any food, water, or fuel into Gaza in two weeks. Now he has resumed bombing, killing hundreds of people and breaking the ceasefire that had given Gaza a chance to live again. NO MORE MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL.

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I had to see this so now so do you

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I'm just adopting her clients wrinkles

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Making my RN friend who does botox and weight loss injections constantly mad by replying to her before and after posts with a video of me trying my best to scrunch my face up into whatever shape necessary to get the lines she just got rid of on someone else

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

My ancestral epigenetic trauma yearns for me to cross the sea to escape political violence

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

My morning affirmations recently: you didn't choose a career path that makes a lot of money but you did choose a career path that makes it likely other countries would like you move there if you need

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

The fact no one else in this lab is a single drop Irish is very clear to me today, ain't a soul got on green but me. I should start pinching

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Yeah I did cut a few inches off my bangs bc my friend said she needed some of my hair. No I don't know what she needs it for, I'm sure it's something normal

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Hello, I’m a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. I’m just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Today is the 35th anniversary of the Capitol Crawl, in which disabled activists discarded their mobility aids at the foot of the Capitol steps to climb them in support of passage of the Americans with Disabilities Ac. Jennifer Keelan-Chaffins, 8, told reporters "I'll take all night if I have to!"

Three people in sky blue shirts and jeans climbing the steps of the US Capitol, including a young blonde girl wearing a red and white bandanna around her head and turning to look at the camera

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Zara 🏳️‍🌈 @zaravarin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help? Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together. Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵 Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙

A photo of two cats, Mjolnir - a tortoiseshell, and Gabe - a tabby, cuddled together cheek-to-cheek.

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Just got kind of sad that my crazy grandmas "family" chat she gave her health updates to doesn't have any of my immediate family other than me in it

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I'm already in the higher tax bracket so I'm gonna try taxed to hell next year I might as well get more take home lol

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I don't think I should be organizing millions of dollars in sequencing runs, teaching an undergrad student or authoring papers with my job title which is literally the only thing I've done this week lol

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I really don't like interacting with HR at all but I think I probably need a promotion I am not doing my original job description any more lol

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I feel like I've cancelled my prime like 3 times before and they always just end up charging me again when oct rolls around anyway so I'm gonna have to keep on eye on it.

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I deactivated my main Twitter, deleted the app (didn't delete my alt tho), and cancelled my Amazon membership (haven't ordered anything from them in like 4 months now, my partner has a business account he can use if he needs). Feeling generally good

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Thinking about when Nikita accidentally sent me lillies on international women's day and I had to give them to the vape shop downstairs

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Burke @sithl0rdjarjar.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Old head of the NIH is singing to us rn

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