fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026my bagel shop rebranded oh no…can’t be good news 030
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026my Chinese spot still open 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 i live in fear of it closing ngl 141
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026driving through my moms town is a lot of “gee i dont really remember what that building used to be but i guess its a med spa now” 150
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026or name my horse Edelgard von Horsvelg…fucking unplayable. what are we doing here 030
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i have exactly one complaint about fire emblem fortune’s weave so far, and it’s that they didn’t give me enough character space to name my wild ornius Birdinand von Aegir 121
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026get crazy get wiiild let’s party get louuuud mydialect.us/quiz-standar... 020
Reposted by fake venusianSue BirdWife 🏳️⚧️ @birdwife.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Fetty Wap was maybe the sweetest and most wholesome show I’ve ever been to and it’s not a small sample. I love New Jersey 😭 121
Reposted by fake venusianBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Be kind to the horniest people you have ever met, they are having a terrible week 31754525
Reposted by fake venusianChantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026The whole time Dolly Parton was being one of music's greatest songwriters & performers, & one of the world's greatest humanitarians & champions for literacy, & accepting of queer & trans people, get this. She never let up on being a hot girl shaking ass looking fabulous with her proud huge boobs. 3583134
Reposted by fake venusian🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons. 5696403237
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026educating the youth on queer history by facilitating the interpretation of foundational texts (reading aloud the petekey livejournal entries to my 22 year old friend and waiting for her to occasionally interrupt with “oh my god”) 030
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026this is demonstrably a lesbian and some of her gadgets and gizmos, but same vibe 010
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026this really touches my heart and resonates with me (@birdwife.bsky.social recently broke both big toes in a 4 week span) 021
Reposted by fake venusiangwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 20/08/2026what infuriates me about the wnba sophie cunningham stories that quote 0 trans people is that it's a controversy about us that involves none of us and nobody covering it has any interest in what we think or feel about it 131768282
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026sitting next to a dude trying desperately to explain to his friends that there was an episode of jersey shore where they went to AC and they’re all like “no they were in seaside” omg im so pissed for him 020
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026ik a really good one in Jersey City if you’re having trouble finding someone to see you. sorry best wishes dental pain is the actual worst! 000
Reposted by fake venusian(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 03/07/2026ask your doctor if letting it linger is right for you 8336109
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026it’s me. it’s me being like GUYS IVE BEEN PICKING UP ALL THE CARDS THAT APPLY VULN. STOP. STOP I HAVE VULN!!!! 040
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026watching him play actually ragebaits me sometimes LMAO skipping upgrades and also the fact that he never like looks at his 0-cost cards first when he’s playing his hand so he ends up wasting energy sometimes 130
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026nirvana is for trans lesbians and the women who love them 05414
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026poppin bottles w the mice…and the lizards…when we drink we do it right cause we’re critters ! 063
Reposted by fake venusianSue BirdWife 🏳️⚧️ @birdwife.bsky.social · 30/06/2026A funny phenomenon w the World Cup is that while asking ethnically ambiguous people “where are you from?” has been broadly understood as a faux pas for years now everyone suddenly has a free pass for functionally the same question via “who are you rooting for” if any interest is shown 261
Reposted by fake venusianBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026They got crackstreams in a Chrome window at the Cyclones game. 131207101
Reposted by fake venusianMicah @rincewind.run · 23/05/2026once more with feeling: leave Britney alone 11465
Reposted by fake venusianlurian @lurian.bsky.social · 21/05/2026checking social media is functionally the same as when a dog finds a sandwich crust under the table and keeps looking for food there for months afterwards 3680190
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026they won’t tell you this but diet coke is a psychoactive drug 020
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 27/03/2026doc ashley is a close friend who needs help with expenses while she progresses towards her career!! pls consider helping out!! 032
Reposted by fake venusianashley (VERY SCARY VERSION) @ashmoney.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Shares appreciated. Looking for a about $200 to cover upcoming bills and school expenses as I close in my finishing up studying for my big exam cash.app/$Ashleyzweicash.appPay me on Cash AppInstantly exchange money for free on Cash App 01630
Reposted by fake venusianSue BirdWife 🏳️⚧️ @birdwife.bsky.social · 27/03/2026If you’re mad about the NYT’s disgraceful coverage of trans healthcare, consider supporting a trans doctor!! 021
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Prada Loafers And My Work Blazer! At The Local Emo Show 011
Reposted by fake venusianworm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 16/03/2026cdjs should cost $5 for the pure of heart 1237
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 14/03/2026they don’t tell you this but if you’re a lesbian and you’ve made it past your Saturn return you get the ability to do the Bene Gesserit voice for free 031
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 14/03/2026young hoes always wrap stuff they’re trying to mail in wayyyyy too many layers of packaging to be reasonable 010
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 06/03/2026[dancing in my living room with my orange cat paw in hand to the Maine’s cover of i wanna love you by Akon from the punk goes crunk collab cover album released in the late 2000s] me: how could doechii hate this? how could doechii hate such a creature? 020
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 26/02/2026how did stardew valley and vroom vroom come out on the same day? wow…huge day in 2016 000
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 21/02/2026i think they should do same gender pairs figure skating like two queens maximizing their joint slay 031
Reposted by fake venusianrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/02/2026if your flight attendant is a gay man you can rest assured he plans to run that beverage service like it’s basic training 52415
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026a very happy Valentine’s Day to the lgbtq community from annie the butch fujo cat who took my partners phone this morning and opened up a pic of connor and hudson of her own volition 060
Reposted by fake venusianStephanie, PhilosopHER @dragmestephanie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Latina…flip it around….Italian…. 425541
fake venusian @sitaradidi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026server at Valentine’s Day dinner was telling me and gwen abt how everyone at our favorite restaurant in town loves us and loves to see us and im still cheesing when i think abt it bc hehe. like being told by a service worker ur a pleasure to have in class is a lesbian specialty i think 162
