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Thomas Roberts

@sirwobbler.bsky.social
405 followers 372 following 173 posts

A smart, talkative, upright ape with a penchant for material possessions.

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
photo of a plastic jar seal labeled "Lift 'n' Peel™" where the plastic tab ripped off without removing the foil membrane underneath. The tweet caption from @Tooth_Chipper reads: "Find me whoever invented this seal and bring me their head on a platter."
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Thomas Roberts @sirwobbler.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Thomas Roberts @sirwobbler.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
E coli to the left of me, Measles to the right, here I am Stuck in Oklahoma with you.
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neptune45.bsky.social @neptune45.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Fuck you CBS
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
@reductress.bsky.social #satire
A satirical article from Reductress titled "Endearing Ways to Tell Your Doctor You Had Unprotected Sex in an Alley" featuring a stock photo of a smiling woman talking to her doctor.
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Thomas Roberts @sirwobbler.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
She knew the risks when she took the job.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@im_all_id
@im_all_id  

i don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time i go to the same dr
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
image of Jimmy Kimmel seen from the side and back, smiling and pulling at the collar of an olive green military-style jacket. Hand-painted in large white capital letters on the back of the jacket is the phrase, "I REALLY DON'T CARE, DO U?" He is standing outdoors in front of a set of white steps.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
black-and-white edited photo styled as a historical archive. It shows Donald Trump sitting at a large desk in an office with American flags in the background. Large text at the top reads: "FAMOUS PRESIDENTIAL QUOTES IN USA HISTORY." At the bottom, a caption reads: "There is nothing to fear, because I staged it myself. – President Donald J. Trump 04-25-26."
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i miss when everyone had to stay 6 feet away from me  

mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
@borowitzreport.bsky.social #satire
over 400 of musk's children attending no kings rallies [pic of hundreds of people at a the march] www.borowitzreport.com
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
You assume there is "nothing wrong with me" because I look "fine to you"

You don't know how much medication and effort it takes for me to try and seem normal.

I don't fake being ill, I fake being well. I am battling to complete the simplest tasks that those judging me can take for granted.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Rachel Maddow showed this blueprint of ICE's propsed 10K-bed detention facility and each little dot is a person. What does this remind you of. :(
I don't know how to explain it other than it's way too many people in each unit - and it reminds me of a slave ship or concentration camps
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Thomas Roberts @sirwobbler.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Trump posting something vile and asinine about Jesse Jackson on truth social in 3.. 2.. 1..
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Okay, Grandma, that's enough Winter Olympics for you! 😆
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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Fight The Right… 👊🏼👊🏽👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Jake Lang was looking for trouble in Minneapolis and he found it.
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Rob Norberg @ludwignut.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Rick Tyrrell @southpawed.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Hi Tamara! Are you enjoying our forest walk in Belfountain, Ontario? #photography #blueskyphotography #forestwalks #inthewoods #nature #canada
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Rick Tyrrell @southpawed.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Most metamorphosis results in something positive. Apply any metaphor that suits you. #photography #blueskyphotography #butterfly #butterflies #beauty
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Charles Scott @magneticred.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Happy #WaterFallWednesday from #Yosemite on a cold Spring morning. #Yosemitefalls, #waterfall #NationalParks #reflection #serene #sunrise #AmericanWest #landscape #beautyinnature #river
A picture of Yosemite falls reflected in the Merced River at sunrise.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
these are the faces of domestic terrorism in the us - let's make sure everyone knows it! - [pic of trump, ice guy who shot the woman, kristi noem, and stephen miller]
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
>>Satirical News - In Response To Boat Bombings, GOP Begins Impeachment Proceedings Against President Biden - pic of unclassified boat bombing pictures - satire - @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
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Thomas Roberts @sirwobbler.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Appearing to close his eyes? Look at your own damn picture CNN, They ARE closed. Those of us still owning our own testicles call it being asleep.
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Thomas Roberts @sirwobbler.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
They haven't grouped up because they loved the guy, They grouped up because they're scared and don't know who might be next.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
These cats look like they're about to drop the hottest album... right after they kick your ass.
cats walking towards you - look like they're in a gang
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Juliet Kano @julietkano.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Take a nap. #RoyalCat #CatsofBluesky #MeowQuotes#MeowGreetings #Caturday #CatLife #Meow #CatLove #MorningMajesty #CatEmperor #CatHumor#blueskyねこ部 #AIART
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Greg 🤍 MidwestUSA @midwestusa.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Beautiful reflection of sky and water 💦 on the St Croix River in Minnesota #Photography #Photographer #BlueSkyArt #EastCoastKin #Water #Nature #Minnesota
Reflection in the river of the blue sky with a log on the bank in Minnesota.
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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
#satire
When you thought you ran over an animal but it just landed up being an ice agent

[robert downey jr wtih his hand on his chest with a relieved look on his face]

#satire
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/08/2025
Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/06/2025
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Artist: @worry_lines on insta
Trying to work out how i'm feeling today:

a guy working on an algorithm / equation on the chalkboard to figure out how he is feeling (such as x+mood squared over how long ago I ate times hours sleep over 0 (10/4-6) divided by weather. Trauma vs time. delta. validation / anxiety. success >= failure? blah blah Joy (23/7 + )
Health infinity
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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I just had an American energy drink and at first I was happy to get out from under Canada's bs nanny state caffeine restrictions but honestly I'm extremely f**ked ked up now I'm practically dissociating, how do you people live like this 

Kristi 

it's what we have instead of healthcare'
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Thomas Roberts @sirwobbler.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Yep, that's the feeling...
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 10/06/2025
BROWARD SHERIFF TONY: “We have other priorities in this community I am focused on and immigration is NOT ONE OF THEM. It’s not our preview. It’s not our responsibility and I will NOT participate in it.”
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💜GenXDem💜 @computerblue.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
What standing up to ICE looks like. #Resist
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Victoria @berrysname.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
;;;;;;IMPORTANT ;;;;;;NOW ;;;;;;;;;READ BELOW;;;;;STATEMENT
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francis617.bsky.social @francis617.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
No more masked ICE agents. Unmask the terrorists.
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Vic Vega's Ghost @vicvegasghost.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Eventually, someone will.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
A man seated on a pink stroller, outdoors on a sunny day. Other people are visible in the background.
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Thomas Roberts @sirwobbler.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Being responsible and owning the consequences of your actions is sexy.
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 24/05/2025
twitter is down
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