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Val

@sirvalerius.bsky.social
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💠Husbando, PA, and chef to the radical @empitea.bsky.social 🏫teacher 🧙‍♂️ DM/GM 🦎 gecko dad 🎸music production hobbyist

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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I nearly fell asleep on my back in the half-bare/half-cluttered-af-with-shit-we-ain't-keeping living room last night playing my bass and that feels like a very apt description of my brain the last few weeks
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Moving back to the US in August. Last few months have been draining in all the job hunting, but I think it's time to head back. With better internet I'll be able to stream again, play more disc golf, play more music with people, and just find more communities.
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My family dog passed a few weeks ago after a good long life Yesterday I fired up #seaoftheives for the first time in a few years, had the itch to sail I'd remembered I had a dog in the game, but forgot that they had names Turns out Sabelle gets to keep sailing the high seas Love you, goober ❤
A screenshot from the videogame, Sea of Thieves, depicting the player's German shepherd dog on a boat sailing as the sun sets over the horizon
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bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 22/04/2026
It took years (!) by my nearly full rebuild of COMP/CON, the Lancer companion app, is complete. It is, I think, a lot better in every respect. Please give it a try, it's something I've worked extremely hard on.
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COMP/CON
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Lawrence Sonntag @sirlarr.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Justice for Speed Racer
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Lawrence Sonntag @sirlarr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Down in the dumps? Simply imagine a dog wearing a hat! Any hat will do.
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EmpiTea @empitea.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
As of April 1st, we are officially #TwitchPartner! THANK YOU to the entire community for supporting me, supporting each other, and being a bright fireball in this lil corner of the internet! Here’s to you and me and to whatever comes next 💛 And a special shout-out to @sirvalerius.bsky.social 💕 🐭
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT I FINALLY GET TO SHOW @empitea.bsky.social TRON: LEGACY AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I'm finally making time to listen to #theprotomen 's Act III album and holy shit has the wait been worth it
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EmpiTea @empitea.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Last Verminia #cosplay photo dump! We found a cauldron at #Tokyocomiccon and repurposed it! Massive thank you to @sirvalerius.bsky.social for editing the background 💕 #playsoulframe #Soulframe #editedphotography
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EmpiTea @empitea.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Soulframe has had my heart since the moment I started playing. A little more work to be done on this cosplay, but was so excited to wear Verminia to #tokyocomiccon #playsoulframe and meet best rat witch!
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EmpiTea @empitea.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
“Poppet…here, here.” More glamor shots of the lovely #Verminia from Soulframe #cosplay
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Halo's chapter titles left a big impression on me, and as a result I like to name my tabletop modules And now after so many hours of prep for a big session I finally have its title and it feels so good Imagine, if you will
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
So people don't eat really on public transport in Japan. Pretty big no no. Not immediate jailtime, but you really just don't see it I'm currently sitting next to someone who is eating a bag of chips and its aggravating tf out of me Not because I've embraced the rules I just want some <.<
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Has the existence of skibidi toilet ruined scat singers ability to use the phrasing skibidi doo wop
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Teahouse Tabletop D&D tomorrow at @empitea.bsky.social 's house 🥳 I'm excited to introduce two new players to the setting, and I'll be using tonight to get my prep finished up. Dean Galamine will be giving a botany lecture, so gotta warm up the 647 year old cold & bitter elf voice to yap about 🪴🌿🌺
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 04/11/2025
Godzilla 🦖🏙
Illustration of godzilla, there are many of them in the image. They are a black lizard with a striped blue belly and blue spikes on its back. There are 8 godzillas total 

1.) Has mothra on theur head 
2.) Eating a hamburger
3.) Roaring
4.) Going "Yay!"
5.) Trying to intimidate but cute looking
6.) Playing with buildings
7.) Shooting a beam out of its mouth
8.) Waving hi
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I have never heard Sleep Token before, but I already feel like I'll like them Let's find out Starting with 'Alkaline'
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
16 years since Act II was released 10 years since the first single for this album was released Act III is finally releasing January 9th I'm so excited www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Wh...
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The Protomen - "Calling Out" - (with lyrics)
YouTube video by The Protomen
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Sorry babe, the Fujiwara Tofu AE86 slippers are staying on
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Biodigital jazz, man
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EmpiTea @empitea.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
After an INSANELY busy September, the Teahouse is back with our usual brand of chaos and fun!! Our affiliate stream is officially rescheduled, so mark your calendars and don’t miss the grand, goofy, goblin goods we’ve got in store!! #goblins
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
My gundam nerd pilgrimage has once again been completed, this time with weef
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Skytree tower tall but Excalibur is brave
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Night bus time. Tokyo bound. Legs smooshed. Shall I embrace my sleep anwhere ability or put on the ODST soundtrack and lose myself in Obsidian mazes of tabletop planning I leave it up to Dog (and @empitea.bsky.social when she pokes me for snacks)
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EmpiTea @empitea.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
🍃 Goblin vibes 🍄 🍄‍🟫 #cosplay
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I want to go where the streets are paved with crab rangoon
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I constantly get this thumbnail in my YT feed and then I have to remind myself that House isn't in the Matrix
A still from the movie The Matrix of the character Mouse dual wielding custom shotguns. In this still, he looks like Hugh Laurie portraying Dr. House with sunglasses on.
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
After the newest trailer, I am further convinced that while this isn't the Tron movie I would have asked for, I'm not so certain anymore that it is a Tron movie I will blatantly dislike I just hope that NIN (brilliant as they are) will be able to stand with Daft Punk's Legacy OST
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Wifey (@empitea.bsky.social) has finished her first adventure as a DM! We had her run the classic #mcdm first time adventure, the Delian Tomb And she had to come up with some divine intervention shenanigans to stop a party wipe due to *comically* terrible rolls I am a (small) river to my people
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Tfw one of your students casually drops "Obey your beliefs" in the middle of a speech and you're just expected to continue your day
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
NakeyJakey's new CS video is a phenomenal peek at the toxicity that often comes with the healthy practice of pushing yourself. Somehow in the name of competition it feels that so many have forgotten that games are meant to be fun By all means, push, reach, grind- but say gg and remember the human
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Don't tell her but I'm going to buy the mother of my gecko child extra ice cream today 🦎🍦
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Steve & the children may yearn for the mines, but I yearn to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride of virtual & real existential border erosion Chat, go hug your non-virtual emotional connection of choice #hashtag #experiencethepassageoftime #cellsinterlinked www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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My Brain Finally Broke
Much of what we see now is fake, and the reality we face is full of horrors. More and more of the world is slipping beyond my comprehension.
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EmpiTea @empitea.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
~Oh Traveller, come hear my song~ Rest upon this field along the brooks and woods And faerie dust Eat and drink, breathe in the blooms whilst you dance upon the shrooms but mind the fey that want your trust ‘else the Wilds will be your tomb #dnd #bg3 #cosplay #larian #dndcosplay
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I've got some extra #worldbuilding time for #d&d this week and it's always so much easier to come up with a mythology, history, founding legend, climate, culture, demographic, and language for an entire region than it is to, you know come up with stuff for the actual region your players *live* in 🙃
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EmpiTea @empitea.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Time for another 2 a.m. #Soulframe watch party! #WorthIt
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
After owning the book for nearly three years, I have finally played/run a session of #lancerrpg and I have at least two more scheduled Mech miracles DO happen 😊
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I can finally officially say that I've made an aioli Now, by aioli, I mean I mixed a buncha shit into mayo And by officially, I mean that it tasted good Does this mean I'll win Food & Wine's Best New Dickhead? 🐻 👨‍🍳
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Doing #d&d prep the other night and needed to make a decent number of npc students for the adventuring university setting I run. They needed personalities, and time was a factor. I wanted to use dice tables, but didn't have any on hand for what I needed So I used #AI for the first *real* time 1/5
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
We can all only strive to achieve such style
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Mod Pizza broke my heart when they got rid of their milkshakes, but that doesn't mean i don't miss my usual Caspian. But being 5,000+ mi. away from the nearest Mod here in Japan, I had to take matters into my own hands #pizza #modpizza
A small pizza with BBQ sauce, cheese, chicken, red onion, and gorgonzola.
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Learning a new TTRPG So my night was spent talking to myself for 3 hours as I moved little pieces of plastic on a dry-erase battlemat, frantically Ctrl+F'd keywords, and laughed maniacally as my confidence to run said game went up at the simple cost of sanity Drink deep, and descend. #lancerrpg
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The Gecko of the Friday Palm requests that you relax your shoulders and take a deep breath before you continue your scrolling
A small, light green-brown gecko looks towards the camera while sitting in the poster's hand
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Hey #dnd folks, what's the most interesting warlock-pact related detail you've either played or had at the table? In one of my recent games my party met a human with a devil sister- as one of their parent's warlock pact included raising a child of the contracting power as their own.
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Its that wonderful time of year where I get to use my favorite teaching gif
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an older man wearing sunglasses is sitting at a desk in a classroom
Alt: an older man wearing sunglasses is sitting at a desk in a classroom grading papers, gesturing about the students writing in a "where are you going with this" fashion
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Its that time of year where my students make their characters for our D&D unit. So far we have a- - shade wizard - owlin war cleric - dragonborn warlock - plasmoid paladin - dragonborn barbarian The space jelly's biggest current motivator? Growing tomatoes. I already cherish the tomato jelly man
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Val @sirvalerius.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Naia and I say hi to BlueSky~
A small Japanese Gecko is peering around a small plant pot while perched on a branch.
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