C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 14/12/2024One day you are just going to find my body spinning around on a ceiling fan while the stereo blasts Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead and then I will no longer have stufent loans 020 2
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C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Sorry. For not posting. I lost all of my Rights but I still have the Lefts I guess 010 1
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 02/11/2024Someone should buy me a Hot Crispy Delicious Ice-Cold Wet Seasonal Moist Delicious All-New Exclusive Limited-Time Diet Oreo Coke Zero With Real Fizzy Cookie Flavoring 100 1
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 02/11/2024I wanna know what love is I want some chicken fingers 010 1
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C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 26/10/2024What’s this?? What does it taste like?? I just got released. Let me live vicariously through you. You must tell me in great detail: Is it similar to a dorito 000 0
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C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 25/10/2024For those who do not know, I am banned from all corporate McDonald’s locations due to their disrespect for my ‘free speech’ 020 2
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 22/10/2024To the pure all things are pure. This is why it is okay that I would fall for the banana in the Tailpipe trick 010 1
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 20/10/2024THIS IMPOSTEER STOLE MY WIFE AND SOCIAL SECURITY CARD NUMBER. Call the coast guard 010 1
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C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 17/10/2024Who’s back?? SHOES back!! The US government stole my frontal lobe in 1999. 120 2
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C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 14/10/2024You know what?? You know what ?? TWO dungarees for the price of SICKS !! 000 0
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2024til we hit that boy in the pink golf shirt and the pepper spray tan and he laid down on the concrete 010 1
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 09/10/2024Where on Gods Green Earth™️ can I find an affordable, reliable, economical, necronominomical, vehicle to vandalize ?? Asking for a friend @crumbeaux.bsky.social 000 0
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2024You can see my dead dreams right next to my receding hairline 010 1