C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 14/12/2024One day you are just going to find my body spinning around on a ceiling fan while the stereo blasts Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead and then I will no longer have stufent loans 020
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Sorry. For not posting. I lost all of my Rights but I still have the Lefts I guess 010
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 02/11/2024Someone should buy me a Hot Crispy Delicious Ice-Cold Wet Seasonal Moist Delicious All-New Exclusive Limited-Time Diet Oreo Coke Zero With Real Fizzy Cookie Flavoring 100
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 02/11/2024I wanna know what love is I want some chicken fingers 010
Reposted by C. BassGUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 01/11/2024FREE LIFE ADVICE: EMBRACE BOTH YOUR SOFTNESS AND YOUR POINTINESS THEY ARE BOTH PART OF YOU 211938163
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 30/10/2024Okay, Blue Sky, I’m feeling edgey. — let’s do a thing Ahem #politics 020
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 25/10/2024For those who do not know, I am banned from all corporate McDonald’s locations due to their disrespect for my ‘free speech’ 020
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 22/10/2024To the pure all things are pure. This is why it is okay that I would fall for the banana in the Tailpipe trick 010
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Moldy bread becomes psychoactive, ERGOT lime fisease should be illegal 210
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 17/10/2024Who’s back?? SHOES back!! The US government stole my frontal lobe in 1999. 120
Reposted by C. Bassceej @ceej.online · 15/10/2024I am never going to "hop on a call." you are going to have to throw a black bag over my head 12685117
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 14/10/2024You know what?? You know what ?? TWO dungarees for the price of SICKS !! 000
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2024til we hit that boy in the pink golf shirt and the pepper spray tan and he laid down on the concrete 010
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 09/10/2024Where on Gods Green Earth™️ can I find an affordable, reliable, economical, necronominomical, vehicle to vandalize ?? Asking for a friend @crumbeaux.bsky.social 000
Reposted by C. Basswint @dril.bsky.social · 05/10/2024i seem to remember a time when STUPID people got fucking YELLED AT !!!!! 413074556
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 05/10/2024Like my grandpa used to say, ‘ Remember, a frog don’ t constitute a beesting on an apple’ s dime. ’ He had 66 confirmed kills. 010
Reposted by C. Bassrue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 04/10/2024i’m so glad this country is over, definitely worth throwing a party 59316
C. Bass @sirbastard.bsky.social · 04/10/2024I watched My father draw his eyebrows on thismorning and that is why I am Gay 000