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Cynnie

@sinycalbytch.bsky.social
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Public defender. Cat mom. Minnesota proud. Often anxious. Swearing enthusiast. Cool introvert. I drink milk as an adult & I will not change my ways. She/her

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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah it really aged her which is the opposite of what she was going for
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This whole Susan Dell face thing is a little funny bc she's rich af and she was actually quite beautiful but now she looks like a goblin. All that money & she looks like that.
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sewing myself a winter coat. This is the muslin I have spent 3 weeks on in order to make sure the fit is correct before I cut into the nice wool fabric that will make the actual coat. I'm very excited to see it come together in the future as I work on it. The silhouette is gorgeous!
A woman is standing in front of a mirror taking a selfie. She has one leg cocked & a hand on her hip. Her other hand is holding the phone. She is wearing a muslin garment that is the mockup for a final sewing project. It is a long peacoat with a dramatic collar. The same woman standing at a different angle in the mirrorThe same woman turned to the side, taking a selfie in the mirror, to show the muslin from the side. A close up selfie showcasing the dramatic collar that swoops around in front.
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ahhhh memories!! 🤣
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh I'm so so sorry!!! I know how much you love your babies. It's so hard to have to say goodbye
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FACTS I was Medusa, my mom braided my hair & put wire in the braids to stand them up & she sewed little felt snakes to put over the braids. I kept tripping in the snow & my candy got wet & some of the wrappers opened bc of that & I had to throw them away bc "no eating opened candy" 😭
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is an amazing comparison phrase
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A screen grab from a video with captions across the middle. It shows Minnesota Governor Tim Walz in a suit & tie wearing a lapel mic. The copy says "North Star Summit" (presumably the reporting agency) & then "Walz: 'I'm under no obligation to meet you halfway to fascism'"
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We aren't cutting off family members bc they want tax refunds over libraries, this fucking discourse about "politics" shouldn't divide us is bullshit when we aren't disagreeing about fucking politics. We are disagreeing on what it means to be a decent fucking human towards others.
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Politics is whether we should raise taxes to pay for the creation of a public transit system or whether money should go to pay for more libraries or tax refunds. Politics is not debating whether other humans deserve to live without being terrorized or whether federal agents can abduct you.
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's really quite beautiful up there
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Came here to say the same! I'm a WFH lawyer & once had to tell the judge I had to step away for minute in the middle of a court hearing bc i glanced over to see my cat was caught up & while trying to get free, was just tightening the cord on his neck & lifting himself off the back of the couch.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026
programming note -- i will not be watching tonight's Trump rally in Alabama because i have children who need attention from their dad, but i will be watching tomorrow night's Trump rally in Ohio because i am a masochist
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's pretty good & the little guy is OBSESSED with Ferraris, like star struck fan style. He's a very cute character even though he didn't have many actual lines.
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He never misses the chance to show his support for SA
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do you think the fetal personhood goobs are also gonna make the non-pregnant parent pay child support before birth, as well as help with prenatal care & medical expenses? I mean, if is a "person" the same as a child that's been born, seems like the same laws should apply.
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guido? Yeah I know. I just know from watching that movie & really enjoying that little character that in that scene he'd just replaced all the tires in record time during a race & then looked back & said, "Pit stop." He's one of my top favorite sidekick characters
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The number of times in a day I think about Moe being hooked up to the lie detector & I can recite the entire thing is way too many but I have no one to discuss it with lolol Now will you unhook this thing already?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! *BZZZZZ*
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God I saw that with my dad in the theater & afterward I was like, "wow that was substantially more depressing than I had anticipated."
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pit stop
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GUIDO! He's one of my top three sidekick characters
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026
"I'm supposed to be tough. What happens if I faint?"- here's fun footage of Curtis Sliwa & Mayor Mamdani getting their flu shots together, including Mamdani offering to hold Sliwa's hand 😆 (Sliwa takes him up on it!) (Flu season is approaching and NYers can find free flu shots at nyc.gov/healthmap)
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
His what now?
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because a thrown chair is the language of the unheard.
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you 💜
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm just... not doing that great lately
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Tango Lingo @tangolingo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why have the Democrats tolerated Fetterman, and previously Krysten Sinema and Joe Manchin? Just dump them already
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well I wish I was surprised that there is a solution & yet we as a society fail to implement it. Seems to be the case for so many things. 😕
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So much fun!!!
A white woman dressed in black leggings & a black tank top is hanging upside from two navy blue aerial silks connected to the ceiling. Her arm is out behind her, one leg is out straight holding the tension in the silks, & the other leg is wrapped around the silks. Her have is not visible bc she's got her head tilted back.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/09/2026
"Why should Canadians trust Americans who have twice elected someone they consider a venal, dangerous buffoon? They could excuse them for being 'tricked' the first time. But electing him again, by a bigger margin the second time, tells them all they need to know." — @brynntannehill.bsky.social
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The view from Canada: Make America Think Again
Rebuilding trust will take generations.
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I fully support that plan, I bet it is lovely right now
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J.H. Siegal @joshuasiegal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
LMFAO 🍤🏋️‍♂️
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do it
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm shocked that so many kids can just... not do the assignment. We got Fs if we didn't do the reading bc there were tests & book reports & whatnot that required us to have read the book. This is sad it's so common for so many to just not do the reading
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Marc Lajoie @lajoiemedia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's disheartening the number of media critiques these days that amount to: "the villain is doing bad things, I can't believe the author condones his behaviour!". The author doesn't!! That's why he's the villain!!
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TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀ @erin-p.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“He was more than a hero. He was a union man.” — Chief Miles O’Brien
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well that's stupid bc a community cat is not the same as a feral cat. Feral cats are strongly averse to human interactions; community cats are not necessarily the same way towards people.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
found my cat's burner
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
am I the only one who's going to point out the cat has advanced the queens pawn and it's your turn now
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had no idea kids had to pay for the bus to get to school
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Congress normally has 45 legislative days to consider a president’s request to rescind funding. By submitting the request just days before the fiscal year ends, the administration argues the money can simply expire before Congress acts.
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President Trump Takes Historic Action to Eliminate Wasteful and Harmful Spending
President Trump is committed to utilizing all possible tools to cut wasteful and harmful government spending that does not benefit American citizens. Last
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The cuts include hundreds of millions for refugee and immigration services, along with funding touching education, housing, international assistance and other federal programs.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another fight over who controls the nation’s purse strings. The White House announced that it plans to cancel $810 million in spending already approved by Congress, using a rarely used maneuver known as a “pocket rescission.”
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"What are you doing? Why are you so weird? Why are you so orange?" - me, to Mortimer, at least once a day
An orange cat is lying on his back on someone's lap, with his legs all akimbo. One of his back paws is touching his head in btwn his ears.
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tomorrow I am going to an aerial silks class & I'm very excited! I did the classes a number of years ago & had to stop after I strained my rotator cuff but I'm going to start up again bc i loved it.
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm so jealous!!
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well I had help with a glp-1, but thank you! It's been great. I had to buy everything new bc it had been so long since I was this weight that I got rid of all my old clothes. I think you should do both!
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Cynnie @sinycalbytch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The number of people who choose Brown Eyed Girl as their father-daughter dance is way too much. It literally says "I'm overcome thinking about making love in the green grass behind the stadium." NOT APPROPRIATE!
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