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Elyse🪑

@sinfulberries.bsky.social
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I kinda want to shave my own head but idk if its the parasites
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If box lunch exists why make hot topic like that
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
#Poetry #Painting #Morning Every morning the world is created. - Mary Oliver 🎨 Davide Bonazzi
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Anyone have their phone get really hot when you use the speaker? Samsung26 🤔
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Males are wilde for celebrating the 💀 of a character just because they are attracted to the actor.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ate 3 Jalapeño cheetos and it hurt my tummy so bad I couldnt sleep. This is my last bag 😔
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Watching someone absolutely hate my ass for no reason after begging me to live in their house for safety. The funniest shit ever.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 10/06/2026
Please, I beg you, stop asking generative AI your legal questions. The anti-Black planet destroying theft machine that only tells you what you want to hear is not a good source for ANYTHING when your home or freedom is on the line.
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@disney+ commercial breaks every 2 minutes is seriously too much. Chill please
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👻hotcocoabomb🎃 @hotcocoabomb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"Alright, listen up Mac. Just like his dating preferences, his attacks swing both ways. Make sure you're paying attention before you dodge"
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Im scared to be pregnant for a lot of reasons but 1 of them is that pregnant women often sound reasonable to me when it comes to food.
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I can see they want to be rid of wishlists. They think I wont buy it if its sitting in a list but thats the only way to find what I wanted when I do have the money. Rich "people" fundamentally do not understand us and are terrible at making any decisions, especially for us.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It’s hard to overstate how close we were to total acceptance of transgender rights
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Piper @the-pied-piper.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
they should invent software updates that make the software better over time instead of worse
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Yea
i died in 2012 and this is hell
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
BAN DATA CENTERS,NOW !......
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Saw a kei truck so I'm posting this again
Birth, when I grow up I'm going to be driving one of these (Ferrari, Benz, Lamborghini) Death, this is the best car in the world: A Kei Truck
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Keep hearing the predator noise outside my window so just know thats what happened ig?
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Men would not be crying screaming throwing up for a baby if they were the ones who could be disabled by it
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Google is trying to make having an email a membership. Jokes on them there is no money left. They have it all already.
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
So funny and cute when tattoo artists forget how expensive they are. No one is "putting it off" the only people who have extra cash are not cool enough for thousands of dollars in body art.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Dont give up
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🐜 🍯 Anth “unholy” Becker @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Orb falls on wizard’s face in bed, like a phone
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Not literal ads as questions in my state board prep 🙄
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Not to be a frugal dad but I want to live alone and only run the ac when absolutely necessary.
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Like none of these bitches are even named elyse. Release my god given handles ?
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trying to come up with a brand for myself is exhausting already
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Waxing the back your own leg is a circus act wth
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I love getting clean 😌
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
On hour 26 after a physical exam that is also a final and half my grade, I got the cat hair out from under my top eyelid
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I wanna be a grandmother without having to have kids where do I get grandchildren
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Netflix has signed us out of the household account so often that im sick of asking her to give me the code. WE ARE IN THE SAME HOUSE. your greed actually sickens me and your shows take so long no one cares anymore
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
No ad i swear I miss being able to afford scribd 🥲
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Wth is in a 5 hr energy i drank half and it hit me like a pure line ___🪄
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
(with barely contained rage) I'm going to have a nice weekend
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God @thegodshow.com · 22/02/2026
The reason they’re going to stuff you all into concentration warehouses instead of camps this time is because you have drones now and might take pictures.
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The parasites telling me to shave my head again 🙄
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The sluttiest thing a man can do is be a good person
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
okay a knight of the seven kingdoms slapps im all in on my big dumb lad
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The British being anti immigration is wild because I have never seen a population more in need of genetic diversity.
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I want to be very clear. I will never buy a movie ticket for a white Heathcliff. The movie might be sexy and fun but it makes no sense, fundamentally. Read a book gd
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Elyse🪑 @sinfulberries.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
rest in peace (?) schrodinger's cat you would have loved situationships
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