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Simon Pegg

@simonpegg.bsky.social
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Same name, not *that* one though. 49, Movie lover, lives in the East. (UK) Rarely manages a serious post on any social media platform. 'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 5m
- Lorena Bobbitt (1993)
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 9m
He doesn't wear trousers in public.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 1h
He's popular.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 1h
*Anderson shelters in the garden automatically revert to properties for first-time buyers.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 1h
Today on Bluesky:- American shares his horrors online of eating Beans on Toast, and secretly yearns for the soothing digestive embrace of spray can cheese.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2h
This Kemi Badenoch speech still going on?
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2h
Gyles Brandreth is Tory Paddington.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2h
Also, I'm listening to this Kemi Badenoch speech on my 50th Birthday, so you don't have to. Don't say I don't know the meaning of sacrifice.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2h
"... The last thing this country needs is a Paddington Bear Prime Minister." says Kemi. What. Popular?
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2h
Kemi Badenoch on Andy Burnham - "... he's not going to be the Prime Minister at the next Election." Hate to tell you this, Kemi, but neither will you.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2h
Thoughts and prayers to M&S shareholders right now.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2h
"No other Party in Britain has got a team of talent like mine." says Kemi. Yes, you can certainly say that again, Kemi.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2h
Sharing my Birthday with fellow tyrants Simon Cowell, Vladimir Putin and *checks notes* Tim Minchin. /Also, Clive James, back in the day.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 2h
Absolute cinema. Also, yeah, there's Irish accents and there's Irish accents.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2h
***BIRMINGHAM TAPESTRY KLAXON***
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2h
Kemi Badenoch and crushing powerhouse Leader speeches. A combination that goes together like Fred Astaire and Gingivitis.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2h
Herb Alpert?
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 4h
What's the mood like at Tory conference? Well it's 10:30 in the morning and the party chair is drinking on stage #CPC26
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 6h
Fifty, lads.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 18h
What the hell is in that wool?
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 18h
Nice
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Joe Tidy BBC News @joetidy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Breaking story. Any updates/ insights please let me know! ASOS app users receive push notifications apparently sent by hackers www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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'ASOS hacked': App users receive notifications apparently sent by hackers
Dozens of people appear to have received a strange message from the clothing and beauty store's app.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'Rotus Exxx' and I cringed my spleen out.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
May I suggest, and indeed recommend, taking a VERY WIDE STEER on 'One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing'
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Pope Must Die! (which, incidentally, had to be re-titled 'The Pope Must Diet' in the US)
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nuns on the Run is one of those films which was very, very, funny when young (I still quote Idle's 'KFC' quip to this day) but having re-watched it a couple of years ago it is something best left in the realm of nostalgia
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and that wonky table leg was sorted as well.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gyles Brandreth calling Jeffrey Archer a 'huge character' as the rolling soundbite to him on the news is exactly the sort of star power tribute Archer deserved.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 05/10/2026
this is just pathetic, all around; the joke theft, the choice of avatar, the butchering of the punchline…
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spare a thought for the lads in B Wing, having a minutes silence for Lord Archer right now.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How do you milk cows? Grab the udders and start pulling. How do you milk goats? Grab the udders and start pulling. How do you milk sheep? Get arrested and start a GoFundMe.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had no idea EVRI did funerals.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today is the 64th anniversary of the London premiere of Dr. No, so it’s time for the story of the theft of not one but two portraits of the Duke of Wellington—because Goya’s portrait of him had been nicked from the National Gallery the previous summer, just 19 days after it went on display
Sean Connery in Dr No’s lair, about to go up a short flight of stairs when he spots a portrait of the Duke of Wellington on a stand. The original had been stolen from the National Gallery the previous year, and this was a joke by the Bond production team
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy Birthday!
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 05/10/2026
Ah, Boxing Day
A (slightly edited*) headline from The Guardian: 'Revealed: the methane mega-leaks from Turkey'

(*the original included the words 'UN climate summit host')
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You didn't need smart glasses to see this coming.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we've only got like a month and a half to rework The Twelve Days of Christmas
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and special guest star in the best episode of Columbo.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had no idea they ran on red diesel.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Eddie Mair @eddiemair.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
It’s the cleaning staff I feel sorry for.
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WooooOoOooOendy 👻 @wednesdaygj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Babe, wake up. A new ‘die of beaties’ just landed
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and a little further on...
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ladies and Gentlemen... Great Yarmouth:
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Mulder, Scully, Mulder, Scully. Front page, no clothes, no clothes"
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little Friday night timeline cleanser. 🙂
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Years ago, I suggested it would be a perfect vehicle for Tarantino.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whhhhhhaaaaaaattttttttt? It's on TV and I'm missing it?
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WKD Beveragino
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We have failed as a nation.
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