Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 1h*Anderson shelters in the garden automatically revert to properties for first-time buyers. 152
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 1hToday on Bluesky:- American shares his horrors online of eating Beans on Toast, and secretly yearns for the soothing digestive embrace of spray can cheese. 1180
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2hAlso, I'm listening to this Kemi Badenoch speech on my 50th Birthday, so you don't have to. Don't say I don't know the meaning of sacrifice. 5330
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2h"... The last thing this country needs is a Paddington Bear Prime Minister." says Kemi. What. Popular? 1144
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2hKemi Badenoch on Andy Burnham - "... he's not going to be the Prime Minister at the next Election." Hate to tell you this, Kemi, but neither will you. 1330
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2h"No other Party in Britain has got a team of talent like mine." says Kemi. Yes, you can certainly say that again, Kemi. 1808
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2hSharing my Birthday with fellow tyrants Simon Cowell, Vladimir Putin and *checks notes* Tim Minchin. /Also, Clive James, back in the day. 0221
Reposted by Simon Pegg👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 2hAbsolute cinema. Also, yeah, there's Irish accents and there's Irish accents. 1325
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2hKemi Badenoch and crushing powerhouse Leader speeches. A combination that goes together like Fred Astaire and Gingivitis. 1200
Reposted by Simon PeggGeneral Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 4hWhat's the mood like at Tory conference? Well it's 10:30 in the morning and the party chair is drinking on stage #CPC26 1920655
Reposted by Simon PeggJoe Tidy BBC News @joetidy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Breaking story. Any updates/ insights please let me know! ASOS app users receive push notifications apparently sent by hackers www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.uk'ASOS hacked': App users receive notifications apparently sent by hackersDozens of people appear to have received a strange message from the clothing and beauty store's app. 1107
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026May I suggest, and indeed recommend, taking a VERY WIDE STEER on 'One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing' 220
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Pope Must Die! (which, incidentally, had to be re-titled 'The Pope Must Diet' in the US) 040
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Nuns on the Run is one of those films which was very, very, funny when young (I still quote Idle's 'KFC' quip to this day) but having re-watched it a couple of years ago it is something best left in the realm of nostalgia 270
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Gyles Brandreth calling Jeffrey Archer a 'huge character' as the rolling soundbite to him on the news is exactly the sort of star power tribute Archer deserved. 0265
Reposted by Simon PeggEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 05/10/2026this is just pathetic, all around; the joke theft, the choice of avatar, the butchering of the punchline… 48528
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Spare a thought for the lads in B Wing, having a minutes silence for Lord Archer right now. 0211
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How do you milk cows? Grab the udders and start pulling. How do you milk goats? Grab the udders and start pulling. How do you milk sheep? Get arrested and start a GoFundMe. 0436
Reposted by Simon PeggOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Today is the 64th anniversary of the London premiere of Dr. No, so it’s time for the story of the theft of not one but two portraits of the Duke of Wellington—because Goya’s portrait of him had been nicked from the National Gallery the previous summer, just 19 days after it went on display 219569
Reposted by Simon PeggREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026we've only got like a month and a half to rework The Twelve Days of Christmas 5618
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026and special guest star in the best episode of Columbo. 0323
Reposted by Simon PeggEddie Mair @eddiemair.bsky.social · 08/02/2026It’s the cleaning staff I feel sorry for. 814921
Reposted by Simon PeggWooooOoOooOendy 👻 @wednesdaygj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Babe, wake up. A new ‘die of beaties’ just landed 4369
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Mulder, Scully, Mulder, Scully. Front page, no clothes, no clothes" 010
Reposted by Simon PeggEddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A little Friday night timeline cleanser. 🙂 18026
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Years ago, I suggested it would be a perfect vehicle for Tarantino. 1153
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Whhhhhhaaaaaaattttttttt? It's on TV and I'm missing it? 110