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Simon Nyne

@simonnyne.bsky.social
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Local Idiot. Wrestling & Weebery, but some other stuff in between. Average post odds: 60.0% chance of bad humour. 32.3% chance of rambling. 15 % chance of gaming. 3.7% chance of horny. 87% of bad maths. He/Him | Early 40s | Bisexual | MDNI 🔞

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, YOU spent all day today playing #Dressmaker. Shut up.
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Animated Seamstress Creates Dresses with Sewing Machine
ALT: Animated Seamstress Creates Dresses with Sewing Machine
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seriously, watch this match. It fucked so hard most of the audience left pregnant.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
From the end of @northwrestling.bsky.social 71 last night, both talent and fans hyped up after the chaos of the main event aftermath. It looks like the Mandate of Heaven has come for @genemunny.bsky.social , the people, they will support Rhio at Thunderstruck 4.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Congratulations to @genemunny.bsky.social on his Mexico debut.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Match ideas for @mysterywrestling.bsky.social to consider: 1. Five Minute Game Boy Challenge 2. FIRST Man Standing 3. Winner Leaves Town (Loser isn't booked until they return to that town again?) 4. Reverse Reverse Battle Royal 5. Reverse Lumberjack Match 6. Falls Count Sometimes Match
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And that's it. Ten and a half years, all done and dusted, laptop boxed and ready for collection on Monday. I do have an interview for an Accounts Payable job on Tuesday, and several other applications on the go. But on Monday, the search begins in earnest.
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Zooey Deschanel in New Girl: Now What?
ALT: Zooey Deschanel in New Girl: Now What?
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Bonertaker.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Two weeks ago, I got news I didn't want to hear - I'm being made redundant from my job. Of course, I've already begun updating my CV and am applying left right and centre for new jobs. The problem is, I am horrendous at interviews. Legitimately terrible. My anxiety messes me up every time.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Things you read on both Bluesky and Omegaverse Fanfiction"
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sorry babe, but The Fancy Boy On Skateboard: Fancy Boy unboxed figurine stays ON the beside table during sex.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me seeing a particularly large cat: [To the tune of "Cosmic Girl" by Jamiroquai] "Oooo-woo-oooh, he's just a chonky boy..."
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
THE CHAIR COMMUNITY?!
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This got into my head. This is a terrible pun. I regert everything about it. But it now exists.
Caption: "If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits..."

Image: Pudding on a box of Ritz Crackers.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think I have found it. The WHITEST item ever made: Mayonnaise scented candle.
A ceramic container for a candle, the label read "Creamy Mayo" in a Heinz inspired label.Top of the scented candle. It reads "Creamy Mayo Scented Candle"
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Five minutes into tummy rubs and chill, and she be giving you this look...
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When did JonTron join NXT as a Gary Spivey (of the Psychics Companions Network?!) gimmick?
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh but to be a void, warming my toe beans as I rest lazily beneath the shade of a bush...
A shot of a black cat lying on a pavement, under the shade of a bush, rear legs exposed to the sun.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The MP for Clacton-On-Sea announces they are resigning, and setting up a by-election. This comes as a shock to the people of Clacton-On-Sea, who are reported as saying "We have an MP?"
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I have seen this. I hate this. You must now see this. I hope you hate this.
Screen capture from the IKEA website detailing a Swedish Meatball Flavoured Chupa Chups Lollipop.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
who up consuming they blobby
Bayne's Mr Blobby biscuit.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Did you know: We are now further away from the release date of Three Lions, than Three Lions was from the 1966 World Cup Final? #WorldCup #ThreeLions #Football ⚽
Time between the 1966 World Cup Final (30/06/1966) to the release of Three Lions (20/05/1996) - 10888 DaysTime between the release of Three Lions (20/05/1996) and the date of this post (18/06/2026) - 10987 Days
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Things you can say about your glasses, but not your partner."
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Drew Carey
Alt: Drew Carey reading a scene from a hat
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John-y-Cash (vac) @john-y-cash.eurosky.social · 18/06/2026
Bonne journée à tous ! 🙏 Car en ce jeudi, vous avez besoin de mignonneries ....🦊 Bon courage à vous avec les 🌡️🥵
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I don't always win prizes, but when I do, they're only the most premium of gifts:
A screen grab of a Greggs gift card. No, there is no showing of the barcode.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If Wrestling is fake, explain this violence.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
WATER HAD THEM HYDRO-GENIC JEANS, MOLES WITH THE FUR...
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A small video edit of the enthralling Cody Rhodes vs Gunther showdown on the @newlegacyinc.com Clash In Italy Stream that got stuck in my head and I will probably regret making.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
BREAKING: The California Dreams have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bought a Cornetto for the first time in many years yesterday. Question: When did they replace crunchy cones with ones that had the consistency and taste of wet cardboard?
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Completed #SolCesto this evening, then a little while later, managed to complete it with The Peasant, unlocking the last of the progression.
A snipped image of the progression screen of Sol Cesto. It has a thumbs up and says "You have returned the sun to the world, thank you!"
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Then, Now, Whatever @tnwpodcast.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
"Wrestling matches you can book with the TKO executives' pay raises" 🤼
Drew Carey sat at his desk filming Who's Line Is It Anyway? An Uncle Sam hat is on the desk and he is reading an audience suggestion he drew from the hat for the "Scenes from a Hat" game
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
DeReiss is on fire, Britain's Nans are mystified...
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Okay, that's a score I'm *never* going to beat. #FFXIV #FinalFantasyXIV #OceanFishing
Top snippet of a Final Fantasy XIV Ocean FIshing scoring screen. Top score is the poster's character: Ariaa Lightforge [Odin] - Caught 81, Score 34068.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"Silly gimmicks are killing wrestling" Wrestling 80 years ago:
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The following contest is the YES-DQ match! There will be no pinfalls, no submissions, no countouts! The only way to win is to rage bait your opponent into breaking the rules!
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The following contest is the FALLS COUNT ELSEWHERE match. Across the arena, we have set up serveral rings. No, we're not going to tell you where they are. Only ONE of these is the legal ring. The first person to find the correct ring, and pin or submit their opponent in that ring will be the winner.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
New wrestling gimmick idea: A masked wrestler who hails from the exotic regions of Somerset... he is Lou Cheddar.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Public Safety Announcement: Please do not attempt to use the Maxi Egg as a butt plug.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
What if we kissed, in the tunnel of Mr. Bones' Wild Ride? 😳 👉👈
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
What in the AI fucking slop is this shit?!
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If wrestling is fake, explain this!
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Trans Shoes Are Human Shoes 🏳️‍⚧️👞
A pair of brogue style shoes in pink, white and blue.Side shot of a pair of brogue shoes in pink, white and blue.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
"I like my girls as I like my bin liners"
Cover wrapper of a roll of bin bags. A label reads "EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA THICK" in increasing font size.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Bought a ball of knockoff Lego yesterday, and made it this morning, so apart from one tiny missing piece, I put it together this morning, and behold, a CRT TV!
A plastic brick model of a CRT television.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
IT BURNS WHEN I PEE
WAITWAITWAIT
WAIT A
MINUTE
THIS ISN'T GOOGLE
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Stardew Valley fans after ConcernedApe's announcement yesterday about new marriage candidates in 1.7: #StardewValley
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Imagine my disappointment when I learned "Vibecoding" wasn't fetish videos of women doing programming while sat on sybians.
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