Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026No, YOU spent all day today playing #Dressmaker. Shut up.static.klipy.comAnimated Seamstress Creates Dresses with Sewing MachineALT: Animated Seamstress Creates Dresses with Sewing Machine 011
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Seriously, watch this match. It fucked so hard most of the audience left pregnant. 021
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026From the end of @northwrestling.bsky.social 71 last night, both talent and fans hyped up after the chaos of the main event aftermath. It looks like the Mandate of Heaven has come for @genemunny.bsky.social , the people, they will support Rhio at Thunderstruck 4. 110
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Congratulations to @genemunny.bsky.social on his Mexico debut. 021
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Match ideas for @mysterywrestling.bsky.social to consider: 1. Five Minute Game Boy Challenge 2. FIRST Man Standing 3. Winner Leaves Town (Loser isn't booked until they return to that town again?) 4. Reverse Reverse Battle Royal 5. Reverse Lumberjack Match 6. Falls Count Sometimes Match 131
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026And that's it. Ten and a half years, all done and dusted, laptop boxed and ready for collection on Monday. I do have an interview for an Accounts Payable job on Tuesday, and several other applications on the go. But on Monday, the search begins in earnest.static.klipy.comZooey Deschanel in New Girl: Now What?ALT: Zooey Deschanel in New Girl: Now What? 111
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Two weeks ago, I got news I didn't want to hear - I'm being made redundant from my job. Of course, I've already begun updating my CV and am applying left right and centre for new jobs. The problem is, I am horrendous at interviews. Legitimately terrible. My anxiety messes me up every time. 100
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"Things you read on both Bluesky and Omegaverse Fanfiction" 021
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Sorry babe, but The Fancy Boy On Skateboard: Fancy Boy unboxed figurine stays ON the beside table during sex. 031
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Me seeing a particularly large cat: [To the tune of "Cosmic Girl" by Jamiroquai] "Oooo-woo-oooh, he's just a chonky boy..." 010
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 22/07/2026This got into my head. This is a terrible pun. I regert everything about it. But it now exists. 000
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I think I have found it. The WHITEST item ever made: Mayonnaise scented candle. 020
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Five minutes into tummy rubs and chill, and she be giving you this look... 010
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 10/07/2026When did JonTron join NXT as a Gary Spivey (of the Psychics Companions Network?!) gimmick? 000
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Oh but to be a void, warming my toe beans as I rest lazily beneath the shade of a bush... 020
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The MP for Clacton-On-Sea announces they are resigning, and setting up a by-election. This comes as a shock to the people of Clacton-On-Sea, who are reported as saying "We have an MP?" 000
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I have seen this. I hate this. You must now see this. I hope you hate this. 110
Reposted by Simon NyneJoe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026who up consuming they blobby 184
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Did you know: We are now further away from the release date of Three Lions, than Three Lions was from the 1966 World Cup Final? #WorldCup #ThreeLions #Football ⚽ 010
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"Things you can say about your glasses, but not your partner."static.klipy.comDrew CareyAlt: Drew Carey reading a scene from a hat 000
Reposted by Simon NyneJohn-y-Cash (vac) @john-y-cash.eurosky.social · 18/06/2026Bonne journée à tous ! 🙏 Car en ce jeudi, vous avez besoin de mignonneries ....🦊 Bon courage à vous avec les 🌡️🥵 4637981
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I don't always win prizes, but when I do, they're only the most premium of gifts: 010
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 08/06/2026WATER HAD THEM HYDRO-GENIC JEANS, MOLES WITH THE FUR... 000
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 30/05/2026A small video edit of the enthralling Cody Rhodes vs Gunther showdown on the @newlegacyinc.com Clash In Italy Stream that got stuck in my head and I will probably regret making. 111
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 29/05/2026BREAKING: The California Dreams have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration 030
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Bought a Cornetto for the first time in many years yesterday. Question: When did they replace crunchy cones with ones that had the consistency and taste of wet cardboard? 000
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Completed #SolCesto this evening, then a little while later, managed to complete it with The Peasant, unlocking the last of the progression. 000
Reposted by Simon NyneThen, Now, Whatever @tnwpodcast.bsky.social · 10/05/2026"Wrestling matches you can book with the TKO executives' pay raises" 🤼 121
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 30/04/2026DeReiss is on fire, Britain's Nans are mystified... 020
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Okay, that's a score I'm *never* going to beat. #FFXIV #FinalFantasyXIV #OceanFishing 243
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 21/04/2026"Silly gimmicks are killing wrestling" Wrestling 80 years ago: 051
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 16/04/2026The following contest is the YES-DQ match! There will be no pinfalls, no submissions, no countouts! The only way to win is to rage bait your opponent into breaking the rules! 010
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 16/04/2026The following contest is the FALLS COUNT ELSEWHERE match. Across the arena, we have set up serveral rings. No, we're not going to tell you where they are. Only ONE of these is the legal ring. The first person to find the correct ring, and pin or submit their opponent in that ring will be the winner. 000
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026New wrestling gimmick idea: A masked wrestler who hails from the exotic regions of Somerset... he is Lou Cheddar. 010
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Public Safety Announcement: Please do not attempt to use the Maxi Egg as a butt plug. 120
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 27/03/2026What if we kissed, in the tunnel of Mr. Bones' Wild Ride? 😳 👉👈 010
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Bought a ball of knockoff Lego yesterday, and made it this morning, so apart from one tiny missing piece, I put it together this morning, and behold, a CRT TV! 030
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Stardew Valley fans after ConcernedApe's announcement yesterday about new marriage candidates in 1.7: #StardewValley 000
Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Imagine my disappointment when I learned "Vibecoding" wasn't fetish videos of women doing programming while sat on sybians. 010