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Simon Nyne

@simonnyne.bsky.social
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Local Idiot. Wrestling & Weebery, but some other stuff in between. Average post odds: 60.0% chance of bad humour. 32.3% chance of rambling. 15 % chance of gaming. 3.7% chance of horny. 87% of bad maths. He/Him | Early 40s | Bisexual | MDNI 🔞

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 3h
"Teamwork? You interfere in every match and sell overpriced t-shirts!" "Perhaps the same could be said of all factions..."
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's Autumn, Chief. And everybody knows that sonic showers have a resonance frequency that is perfect for producing pumpkin spice, and Quark has put in a bulk order for enough pumpkin spice to keep Bajor in pumpkin spice raktajino.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, YOU spent all day today playing #Dressmaker. Shut up.
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Animated Seamstress Creates Dresses with Sewing Machine
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THE CHEMTRAILS IN THE ATMOSPHERE ARE TURNING THE FREAKING STARS BI!
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seriously, watch this match. It fucked so hard most of the audience left pregnant.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He looks like he's doing a substandard cosplay of Evolution-era HHH, but with the current US government, it'd be more... Creationism.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
From the end of @northwrestling.bsky.social 71 last night, both talent and fans hyped up after the chaos of the main event aftermath. It looks like the Mandate of Heaven has come for @genemunny.bsky.social , the people, they will support Rhio at Thunderstruck 4.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Congratulations to @genemunny.bsky.social on his Mexico debut.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Match ideas for @mysterywrestling.bsky.social to consider: 1. Five Minute Game Boy Challenge 2. FIRST Man Standing 3. Winner Leaves Town (Loser isn't booked until they return to that town again?) 4. Reverse Reverse Battle Royal 5. Reverse Lumberjack Match 6. Falls Count Sometimes Match
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Has he tried offering a picture of a monkey, that might work? It's got value after all, right?
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So on that note, anyone looking for an experienced admin/finance/operational person, either in the North East of England or fully remote? No? Didn't think so.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And that's it. Ten and a half years, all done and dusted, laptop boxed and ready for collection on Monday. I do have an interview for an Accounts Payable job on Tuesday, and several other applications on the go. But on Monday, the search begins in earnest.
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Zooey Deschanel in New Girl: Now What?
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I suggest the first man to win an Olympic Gold Medal to wrestle in the WWF/E, no, not that one, but Willem "Wim" Ruska, who won gold in Judo in the 1972 Olympics, and tagged with 1976 Judo bronze medallist, Bad News Brown.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Directions unclear, squirted brain all over the conference room table in front of management.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Then the rest of the supervillains go on to talk about how King Of Kings is the greatest supervillain of all time.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Comic starts with a 30 page promo, and new villain "King Of Kings", a man in a crown and totally-not-an-iron-cross cross hits Miles Morales with a Pedigree, who lies there while King Of Kings fights off the entire Avengers with a sledgehammer.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Bonertaker.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WHY ARE THERE REFRIED BEANS IN MY RAKTAJINO?!
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
she pizza on my pasta untill i ahhh 🍕🍝🅰️
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So I'll be walking away with several months worth of pay, so I shouldn't be struggling hard, but still, it sucks. :/
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Upside is, thankfully to my legacy employment contract, my redundancy is twice the statutory level, plus, I've worked here for ten years (and one of those years fully over the age of 41), so I get the equivalent to twenty-one weeks redundancy pay, PLUS, ten weeks PILON (payment in lieu of notice)
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Two weeks ago, I got news I didn't want to hear - I'm being made redundant from my job. Of course, I've already begun updating my CV and am applying left right and centre for new jobs. The problem is, I am horrendous at interviews. Legitimately terrible. My anxiety messes me up every time.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Things you read on both Bluesky and Omegaverse Fanfiction"
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sorry babe, but The Fancy Boy On Skateboard: Fancy Boy unboxed figurine stays ON the beside table during sex.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me seeing a particularly large cat: [To the tune of "Cosmic Girl" by Jamiroquai] "Oooo-woo-oooh, he's just a chonky boy..."
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This post brought to you by the Kevin Nash Foundation For English Education: Look at the adjectives.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You'll be fine, as long as you keep your senses around and don't get distracted by anything...
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Tuppence Coin Flip
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
THE CHAIR COMMUNITY?!
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For J, I know you're probably expecting Jeff Jarrett, or Jesse James... but there's only one REAL Double J that the world needs... Just Joe.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Greg Gagne
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I AM THE GREAT COD-HOLIO!
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Beavis as Cornholio: Are You Threatening Me!?
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This got into my head. This is a terrible pun. I regert everything about it. But it now exists.
Caption: "If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits..."

Image: Pudding on a box of Ritz Crackers.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Only one? Why not buy another, so you can feel all your holes filled? >.>
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
MY SHUTTLECRAFT IS FULL OF BEES
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John Cleese: My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels!
ALT: John Cleese: My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels!
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think I have found it. The WHITEST item ever made: Mayonnaise scented candle.
A ceramic container for a candle, the label read "Creamy Mayo" in a Heinz inspired label.Top of the scented candle. It reads "Creamy Mayo Scented Candle"
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
By 126 days currently.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Want to feel old? We're further away from the release of Three Lions, than Three Lions was from the 1966 World Cup Final.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
SAY HELLO TO MY CAFFIENE DRINK
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Scarface: Say Hello to My Little Friend
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Five minutes into tummy rubs and chill, and she be giving you this look...
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When did JonTron join NXT as a Gary Spivey (of the Psychics Companions Network?!) gimmick?
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh but to be a void, warming my toe beans as I rest lazily beneath the shade of a bush...
A shot of a black cat lying on a pavement, under the shade of a bush, rear legs exposed to the sun.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The MP for Clacton-On-Sea announces they are resigning, and setting up a by-election. This comes as a shock to the people of Clacton-On-Sea, who are reported as saying "We have an MP?"
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hy-hy-hy-hy-hy-hy-hydration Br-br-break!
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
AAARGH, WHY DID IT JUST FIRE A CHICAGO STYLE AT ME, AT MOLTEN TEMPERATURES! IT JUST HIT MY EYE, MY EYE WAS HIT BY A BIG PIZZA PIE!
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I have seen this. I hate this. You must now see this. I hope you hate this.
Screen capture from the IKEA website detailing a Swedish Meatball Flavoured Chupa Chups Lollipop.
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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Disgusted
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