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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

From the end of @northwrestling.bsky.social 71 last night, both talent and fans hyped up after the chaos of the main event aftermath. It looks like the Mandate of Heaven has come for @genemunny.bsky.social , the people, they will support Rhio at Thunderstruck 4.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I suggest the first man to win an Olympic Gold Medal to wrestle in the WWF/E, no, not that one, but Willem "Wim" Ruska, who won gold in Judo in the 1972 Olympics, and tagged with 1976 Judo bronze medallist, Bad News Brown.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"Things you read on both Bluesky and Omegaverse Fanfiction"

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This post brought to you by the Kevin Nash Foundation For English Education: Look at the adjectives.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

For J, I know you're probably expecting Jeff Jarrett, or Jesse James... but there's only one REAL Double J that the world needs... Just Joe.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

This got into my head. This is a terrible pun. I regert everything about it. But it now exists.

Caption: "If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits..."

Image: Pudding on a box of Ritz Crackers.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I think I have found it. The WHITEST item ever made: Mayonnaise scented candle.

A ceramic container for a candle, the label read "Creamy Mayo" in a Heinz inspired label.

Top of the scented candle. It reads "Creamy Mayo Scented Candle"

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Oh but to be a void, warming my toe beans as I rest lazily beneath the shade of a bush...

A shot of a black cat lying on a pavement, under the shade of a bush, rear legs exposed to the sun.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Hy-hy-hy-hy-hy-hy-hydration Br-br-break!

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I have seen this. I hate this. You must now see this. I hope you hate this.

Screen capture from the IKEA website detailing a Swedish Meatball Flavoured Chupa Chups Lollipop.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Did you know: We are now further away from the release date of Three Lions, than Three Lions was from the 1966 World Cup Final? #WorldCup #ThreeLions #Football ⚽

Time between the 1966 World Cup Final (30/06/1966) to the release of Three Lions (20/05/1996) - 10888 Days

Time between the release of Three Lions (20/05/1996) and the date of this post (18/06/2026) - 10987 Days

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I don't always win prizes, but when I do, they're only the most premium of gifts:

A screen grab of a Greggs gift card. No, there is no showing of the barcode.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

A small video edit of the enthralling Cody Rhodes vs Gunther showdown on the @newlegacyinc.com Clash In Italy Stream that got stuck in my head and I will probably regret making.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

BREAKING: The California Dreams have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Completed #SolCesto this evening, then a little while later, managed to complete it with The Peasant, unlocking the last of the progression.

A snipped image of the progression screen of Sol Cesto. It has a thumbs up and says "You have returned the sun to the world, thank you!"

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

"Let's move onto our main event for the evening, the Fatal Four Way HOEDOWN!"

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

"It's time to turn the weans... TIME TO TURN THE WEANS!"

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Five minutes into away mission and chill, and he starts to give you this look...

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Trans Shoes Are Human Shoes 🏳️‍⚧️👞

A pair of brogue style shoes in pink, white and blue.

Side shot of a pair of brogue shoes in pink, white and blue.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

"I like my girls as I like my bin liners"

Cover wrapper of a roll of bin bags. A label reads "EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA THICK" in increasing font size.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Bought a ball of knockoff Lego yesterday, and made it this morning, so apart from one tiny missing piece, I put it together this morning, and behold, a CRT TV!

A plastic brick model of a CRT television.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Stardew Valley fans after ConcernedApe's announcement yesterday about new marriage candidates in 1.7: #StardewValley

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Actually, you know what, I don't think I want any of this Pick & Mix, thanks.

Closeup on a price label on a store shelf. It reads "£4.99 VD PICK AND MIX"

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. I'd legit wear these cardigans IRL.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

HERO YOUR HEALTH IS LOW. DO YOU HAVE ANY POTIONS, OR FOOD?

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Wait, don't let it leave, I've not arrived yet.

Image of an metro train, the digital board says "Slutstation" - this is actually Swedish for "End Station"

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

You can't fool me, Maffew. That's just Karl Anderson.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Bought an Amaryllis plant from Lidl a few weeks ago, and been carefully caring for it, and it's begun blooming slowly. To the point that last night, it was T-posing on me!

A potted red amaryllis plant, during slow blooming. There are three flowers, two are outstretched to the sides.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Looks like I got on the wrong train, but I'll catch up with all of you at the Slutstation.

An empty metro train, the digital display reads "Slutstation", which is actually Swedish for "End Station", you may end up seeing people saying it below this post.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Numbness should subside shortly.

F.I.S.T.O from Fallout New Vegas, aka Fisto

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

It's that time of year again is it?

A two panel meme:
Upper panel depicts a person handing another person a plate of food, with the terms "Companies like Steam/YouTube/Spotify" on one person, "Your Stats For The Year" on the plate and "Me" on the other person.
Lower panel depicts a person throwing the uneaten plate of food down the corridor. On the plate, in smaller font repeats "Your Stats For The Year", and "Me" is on the person throwing the food.
The image is a memetic assertion of the user's personal disinterest in knowing what companies have been tracking.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Don't have any pets currently, but this was the last cat my family owned, Riley, he was always affectionate with me (I was the only one who was allowed to pick him up like a baby.)

Riley (Ginger shorthair cat with white paws and nose) curled up asleep on a person.

Riley (Ginger shorthair cat with white paws and nose) nuzzling into a person's hand.

Riley (Ginger shorthair cat with white paws and nose) getting bopped on the nose by a hand. In the background, a curled up Border Collie (Roy) lies on a rug.

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

On tonight's episode of How It's Made: Plum Chutney Starring: @genemunny.bsky.social at @northwrestling.bsky.social

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Simon Nyne @simonnyne.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Australia cannot be a real place.

BBC Headline: "Evidence of ancient tree-climbing crocodiles found in Australia"

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