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Simon Kay Bee

@simonkellowbingham.bsky.social
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Dragon hunter for hire. Will find the Wyvern, Wyrm, Drake, Cockatrice, Salamander or other type causing anxiety in your village or castle. Humane, poetic solutions found every time. Low cost, fast service... linktr.ee/simon_kellow_bingham

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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 15h
Five chapters in, and I can conclusively say that Joanne Harris’s Sleepers in the Snow is not a bedtime read !! Compelling, unsettling, perfect for October…
A book by Joanne Harris, Sleepers in the Snow, bookmarked
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Beyond excited to be in Bath and meet Joanne Harris this evening! I promise not to stay up all night reading!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m going to have a copy of this book in my hand tomorrow !!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Doors of Bristol…
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a secret chateau snuck in between and round and about on the slopes of a mountain where lies a beastie guarding a treasure hid centuries ago by bandits and brigands of rough repute. Who is ready to venture forth with me to parlay with the creature ??
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Book balcony! New interior design goal just dropped…
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Easy when you’re doing the hiding
An inflatable pink unicorn sits atop a parapet outlined against the sky!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Interesting contrast here…
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Heave !!!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Furor Scribendi, whatta guy! camilahamel.substack.com/p/furor-scri...
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Furor Scribendi
A Fable – Part One: Writer’s Cramp
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Come and spend a few minutes with me as the sun comes up over the sacred stone circle at Stanton Drew in Somerset xxx 14thcenturypoet.wordpress.com/2026/09/22/s...
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Stanton Drew Stone Circle
There is an energy at Stanton Drew, born of a gentle landscape that that cradles the stones by a meandering stream. The low hills rise around this vale making it feel like a protected space, all ho…
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Autumn Solstice to all who celebrate xxx
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Doors of #Bristol
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A Sacred Fool, lost to us far too soon, I'm helping to pass around the hat for a final time for a most remarkable and unforgettable festival and street performer, jester, acrobat, entertainer, extraordinary human, Rumpel (stiltskin) Jolly Goodfellow xxx gofund.me/18f53b00c
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Donate to A memorial for Rumpel Jolly Goodfellow, organized by Mike Finch
Hi, we’ve set up this fundraiser as a way to pass the very final hat after the untim… Mike Finch needs your support for A memorial for Rumpel Jolly Goodfellow
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's Monday and I've run out of biscuits already. I bought a pack of fewer, fatter, cookie-type crunchie-delicious crumbly-sumptuousness biscuits. Back to the Ginger Nuts tomorrow...
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Dr Toby Driver @drtobydriver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How special is it for #StandingStoneSunday to be utterly alone on a Sunday morning at the stunning World Heritage monument of West Kennett long barrow 🥰 If you haven't been, walk with me into this special Neolithic burial chamber, conserved & reconstructed in the 1950s... 📷 My own
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In Bristol Cathedral for the Eucharist this morning so had to visit the Lady Chapel afterwards
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The only way to properly show off your fantastic pebble collection is to set them in concrete. Make the random, uniform, defying nature. Actually, these are described as 'cobbles' in the architect's specification. It'll look nice when it's done, for sure x
Rounded stones that look like they came off a beach, are set in rows in a concrete bed, making the random, uniform, defying nature...
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am awaiting the final chapter of Inspector Bassé and the Winter Wolf translated into Portuguese! So exciting to collaborate and see my words transformed... A wonder indeed x #Booksky
Book cover. Cold misty winter forest with a lone figure standing in the pale light.
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Love this! But be careful out there!!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Edward Browning’s magnificent beasts…xxx on my list to visit now!!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This hope punk and his family are an inspiration, but they need a boost xxx
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Mythical Britain @mythicalbritain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wayland’s Smithy, late Autumn, from a linocut a couple of years back. #TombTuesday #Printmaking
Linocut print in two colours showing the stones of Wayland’s Smithy in Oxfordshire. Fallen leaves are shown all around and trees and bushes are seen in the background.
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As above, so below, back in church again…
A recumbent menhir below a cloud of similar dimensions…
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Inspector is waiting for you in books 1 & 2, book 3 The Firestarter, is due out in time for the cold Winter nights… keep your windows barred… link in bio etc xxx
A photo of two Inspector Basse mystery fantasies…
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
7am at Stanton Drew on the 21st September the Druids are set to gather and celebrate. Could there be a better Monday morning this month? We both know the answer to that...
A menhir looms against the sky, its rocky face pock marked and weathered, discoloured by fine, close growing lichen turned dry, pale green and black by the remorseless summer. We sing and hope for Autumn rains to fall on the unquiet earth...
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Mythical Britain @mythicalbritain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is a fun chapter; I know I enjoyed it. It brings home so much that is true about how British communities behave and the things they obsess about.
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
At the Church of the Old Gods…
A menhir at Stanton Drew stone circle
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Walking over the dry earth with fading memories of rain. The sky greys as the sun sets. Water falls like music on tilted windows, bent to ease the cool air through rooms dusted with time. A dream arrives. You are still here, but you are gone...
A lone figure breaks the horizon at the end of  sandy dry path between stunted dead grass. In the sky, the sun hangs like a blazing torch, between contrails, imitating clouds...
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When was the last time you met a dragon who adored poetry & mackerel!? Rosa-Fury has been stuck in a cavern under the castle of Zonza for far too long & is pining for both … link in bio xxx
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dear government, don’t send startling, high-pitched alerts about wildfires to ordinary people's phones. Send them to the CEOs of fossil fuel companies and make them impossible to switch off until they stop the destructive plunder that's contributing to climate change.
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So much wild post eclipse drama in the sky coming down from Glastonbury Tor where magic was made and a portal was opened and hearts filled #eclipse #glastonbury
A wild post eclipse sky colors the heavens with magic as people walk down a hill overlooking a patchwork of fields
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On Glastonbury Tor
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
21 stack…
A stack of 21 flat-ish pebbles on the beach
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The view from my kitchen window this morning while eating breakfast! Thank you #Bristol #BalloonFiesta
Hot air balloons glide silently over rooftops Hot air balloons continue to glide silently over rooftops
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
An odd set of arms on a tomb in St John-on-the-Wall in Bristol. Not seen a triple werewolf claw before…
A carved shield, a coat of arms depicting three black paws with red claws divided by a black chevron
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Rock Hopping under Clevedon Pier, watching fish dart about in giant rock pools, exploring rock tumbled caves in the shadows of the cliffs while weighed down with unexpected treasures discovered along the way...
A narrow, delicately arching steel structure supports a walkway over a calm sea alight with the rays of a high sun slightly veiled by high cloud, dark rocks loom in the foreground, seagulls swear and swoop...
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Mythical Britain @mythicalbritain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Have a bit of Hadrian’s Wall to help you start the weekend!
Landscape showing a large ditch crossing the landscape in the foreground with a wall and fields in the background. Clouds drift across a blue sky in the background.
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Looking forward to the eclipse next Wednesday and making plans to visit a holy site to watch the magic unfold... who's coming? Hop in, let's go!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
At Stanton Drew this afternoon before a pint in the Druids Arms with my son. No better way to spend a Sunday afternoon…
A standing stone against the sky
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Strange noises out in the street tonight... I went to investigate & met Tuxedo Cat demanding I stroke them. So I did. Back indoors, and the noises continue but I have stroked Tuxedo Cat... All is well x
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Noel is old enough to know better, but instead he’s falling out of a plane to raise money for a cancer charity! Every little bit makes a difference! www.justgiving.com/page/noel-sh...
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Noel's fundraiser for Roy Castle Lung Cancer Foundation
Help Noel Sharry raise money to support Roy Castle Lung Cancer Foundation
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mr Kay Bee's new set of wheel...
A red unicycle, it's red so the blood doesn't show after the countless accidents the old turnip will undoubtedly suffer if he thinks he can ride this anywhere outside the flat... but I've been wrong about myself before, and there's more than one way to dazzle a dragon!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tonight's adventure: Forgetting my book in the corner shop, then forgetting my front door keys when I went to fetch the book. Locked out, I had to use Circus Magic to regain entry to my abode. No one saw me did they?
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
In the shadows of the stones…
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Off to church on Sunday (not that one, they don’t serve stout with the Eucharist) That’s the parson laid on his back & the bride & groom turned to stone by the devil for dancing on the Sabbath…
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Enough tomfoolery, I'm going out to consult the Dragonstone by sunset...
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Today’s thrift shop book haul… #Booksky
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Mythical Britain @mythicalbritain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Friday Knight! Here’s to a great weekend ahead! #Linocut #Printmaking #Medieval
Linocut image of the head and shoulders of a knight wearing an open-faced helmet and smiling. In the background is a barred window set in a wall of pink bricks.
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Stanton Drew stone circle has a mysterious pull to it. The circle sits on a gentle slope and reveals itself slowly as you approach from the village. The low hills rise up all around, and the horizon drifts above my head. The air is still. In the quiet, I hear low voices, whispers across time...
A great sarsen standing stone, pitted by centuries of weathering, rises out of a sun bleached field below a clear blue sky...
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