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Simon Kay Bee

@simonkellowbingham.bsky.social
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Dragon hunter for hire. Will find the Wyvern, Wyrm, Drake, Cockatrice, Salamander or other type causing anxiety in your village or castle. Humane, poetic solutions found every time. Low cost, fast service... linktr.ee/simon_kellow_bingham

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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 8h
NOT a bedtime story 🥎
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 8h
Am receiving, over x :-)
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 21h
Five chapters in, and I can conclusively say that Joanne Harris’s Sleepers in the Snow is not a bedtime read !! Compelling, unsettling, perfect for October…
A book by Joanne Harris, Sleepers in the Snow, bookmarked
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was brilliant! Toppings is a terrific place, newly discovered & to be frequented often I think! Thank you again for a fascinating hour. I went home buzzing & alive with a book in my hand. Life doesn't get much better for a reader! Merci beaucoup!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We look forward to seeing you tomorrow x and the day after 😉
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They will be eaten, but I won't be beaten...
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yna bendithiwch eich modryb am ein bendithio ni i gyd â'i haelioni 😍
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Uruk might see a colour spectrum that is somewhat limited, however, one cannot fault their throat-singing x
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah the aromas, so delicate, so nuanced, that take me back to that plague ship stranded in the desert...
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Beyond excited to be in Bath and meet Joanne Harris this evening! I promise not to stay up all night reading!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maintenance Hole Monday *guffaw* I shall never look at a pavement the same way again!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can almost always count on the vanity of monsters, and the pale helplessness of the whispering ghosts. The beast will end up opening the treasure for me and offer up a souvenir ;-)
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A fyddech chi'n ei gredu? Syrthiodd y cerrig o ffedog tylwyth teg wrth i'r creadur hedfan uwchben. Yn oriau mân y bore yr oedd hyn, wrth i'r niwl godi o'r glaswellt tal. Mae'n debyg na fyddai chwi na'ch teulu ar eich traed mor gynnar â hynny!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Indeed, time cannot be relied upon to move as one wishes!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I called for backup and there you were !!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m going to have a copy of this book in my hand tomorrow !!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m very excited for this…can’t wait!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Doors of Bristol…
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Currently in training for the loose-leaf manuscript dash...
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nice one! And good to see the lawn looking well recovered too x
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Great title !!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just do it! I'm looking forward to the next great view ;-)
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Crack on!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a secret chateau snuck in between and round and about on the slopes of a mountain where lies a beastie guarding a treasure hid centuries ago by bandits and brigands of rough repute. Who is ready to venture forth with me to parlay with the creature ??
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keep calm and carry on, sir! Good to see you out and about x
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn’t it!? Crikey!?
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Book balcony! New interior design goal just dropped…
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Am I gay yet? XXX
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Easy when you’re doing the hiding
An inflatable pink unicorn sits atop a parapet outlined against the sky!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Interesting contrast here…
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You do the maths every day x
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Heave !!!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Congratulations sir! Tremendous achievement to be out and about xxx
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Furor Scribendi, whatta guy! camilahamel.substack.com/p/furor-scri...
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Furor Scribendi
A Fable – Part One: Writer’s Cramp
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm all man most days, giving hugs with authority xx
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Come and spend a few minutes with me as the sun comes up over the sacred stone circle at Stanton Drew in Somerset xxx 14thcenturypoet.wordpress.com/2026/09/22/s...
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Stanton Drew Stone Circle
There is an energy at Stanton Drew, born of a gentle landscape that that cradles the stones by a meandering stream. The low hills rise around this vale making it feel like a protected space, all ho…
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mind how you go, sir! It is a gift to hear from you again xx
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Autumn Solstice to all who celebrate xxx
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Doors of #Bristol
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cracking news to see you on the mend sir x
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A Sacred Fool, lost to us far too soon, I'm helping to pass around the hat for a final time for a most remarkable and unforgettable festival and street performer, jester, acrobat, entertainer, extraordinary human, Rumpel (stiltskin) Jolly Goodfellow xxx gofund.me/18f53b00c
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Donate to A memorial for Rumpel Jolly Goodfellow, organized by Mike Finch
Hi, we’ve set up this fundraiser as a way to pass the very final hat after the untim… Mike Finch needs your support for A memorial for Rumpel Jolly Goodfellow
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don’t worry Hetty, I’m sure you’ll be back on the trails with Dad soon 😉
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's Monday and I've run out of biscuits already. I bought a pack of fewer, fatter, cookie-type crunchie-delicious crumbly-sumptuousness biscuits. Back to the Ginger Nuts tomorrow...
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Dr Toby Driver @drtobydriver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How special is it for #StandingStoneSunday to be utterly alone on a Sunday morning at the stunning World Heritage monument of West Kennett long barrow 🥰 If you haven't been, walk with me into this special Neolithic burial chamber, conserved & reconstructed in the 1950s... 📷 My own
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In Bristol Cathedral for the Eucharist this morning so had to visit the Lady Chapel afterwards
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That is fantastic!
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So many holes it must be a plot… tea…
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The only way to properly show off your fantastic pebble collection is to set them in concrete. Make the random, uniform, defying nature. Actually, these are described as 'cobbles' in the architect's specification. It'll look nice when it's done, for sure x
Rounded stones that look like they came off a beach, are set in rows in a concrete bed, making the random, uniform, defying nature...
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am awaiting the final chapter of Inspector Bassé and the Winter Wolf translated into Portuguese! So exciting to collaborate and see my words transformed... A wonder indeed x #Booksky
Book cover. Cold misty winter forest with a lone figure standing in the pale light.
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Simon Kay Bee @simonkellowbingham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Crikey! Hope you feel better soon, sir!
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