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Simon J Woolf

@simonjwoolf.com
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Writer, author & presenter. Lover of handmade beverages, food, coffee & electronic music. Books: Amber Revolution (2018, 2021), Foot Trodden (2021) (with Ryan Opaz) Subscribe to my weekly newsletter: themorningclaret.com Brit living in NL.

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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 14/08/2026
This is where AI is taking us, and why I'm so against its blanket use. www.independent.co.uk/tech/amazon-...
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Amazon data center plant in Texas could become America’s biggest polluter
The data center’s on-site natural gas power plant could emit more than double the carbon dioxide released each year by the current record-holder
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 05/08/2026
An important petition created by a natural winemaker in Slovenian, to fight against a ridiculous change in Slovenian wine law which came into force this February. If you enjoy artisanal wines from Slovenia, please have a read and sign the petition. And share widely! www.change.org/p/a-petition...
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Sign the Petition
A petition to change the new wine law and protect natural wine makers in Slovenia
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 04/08/2026
"It’s as if we launched a war against nature, and that has turned place after place into something that resembles a war zone," writes @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social. "The climate movement is a peace movement, a movement to end this war and its casualties."
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We launched a war on nature. Now we are in a climate warzone | Rebecca Solnit
Summer is not what it once was. We have been robbed of one of life’s great joys
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 05/08/2026
This is not good. From joint-research-centre.ec.europa.eu/projects-and...
Graph showing the amount of land in the EU burnt by wildfires in 2026, compared with 2025 (the previous worst year on record, now significantly exceeded in 2026) and the 20 year average.

As of 29 July 2026*, the area affected by fires has reached 434 976 hectares.

This exceeds both the area recorded by the same date in 2025 (the worst year on record) and the long-term average of the last 20 years (2006–2025).

*Data updated from EFFIS on 30 July 2026 at 8:18 CET.
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 27/07/2026
I really need to have a cat in my life.
Picture of a glass held in someone's hand with some beer in it. Engraved on the glass is the text "IT'S NOT Drinking alone IF THE CAT IS HOME"
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American Association of Wine Economists AAWE @wineecon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Regional Organic Vineyard Area in Italy, 2023
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David Round MW @davidroundmw.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I think we need a month-long campaign of getting everyone to make a big effort of encouragement by liking and reposting maybe a dozen or more posts a day. And following a few more people. It might create a virtuous circle of more activity and engagement being rewarded.
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Jane Mayl🍷n 🍇 @janetrad.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"Ever wondered how a baking hot region with 40C summer temperatures could produce fresh-tasting white wines?" @simonjwoolf.com reveals all
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Acid Freak
The intervention no winemaker wants to talk about.
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 10/06/2026
Someone ticked me off for link-dumping my articles. But I haven't done it for a while and I think this one is rather fun. themorningclaret.com/p/no-one-wan...
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Acid Freak
The intervention no winemaker wants to talk about.
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Jane Mayl🍷n 🍇 @janetrad.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Some jolly good advice here from @simonjwoolf.com
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Bad Wine and How to Survive It
Words of advice on coping outside your wine bubble
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 09/05/2026
UK, you are going to hell.....
UK local council election results, showing a massive gain for Farage's Reform UK party and a massive loss for Labour. The only bright point is the gain in the number of Green councillors
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 08/05/2026
It's so much easier to stare at people in public these days. They're all looking at their phones with earphones in. They don't even notice.
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 03/05/2026
If you slide into my DMs asking for winery recommendations and treat me like an unpaid tour guide, rest assured the first thing I do is go check if you've subscribed to my site. If you're not a paying subscriber, I will either not respond at all, or I might just feed you misleading information.
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a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a pink fence
Alt: Man shrugging as if to say 'not my problem bro'
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 02/05/2026
Love it when I discover a bottle at the back of the fridge with a glass left .. and after 10 days open, it's delicious - better than it was on the first day This is Domaine Didon's Bourgogne Blanc 2022, a natural wine from husband and wife David and Naïma Didon, who farm 2ha in Beaune.
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 30/04/2026
Thank you for a bit of realism here Andy.
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 30/04/2026
So today I've been shamed for a) posting my published articles here and b) using Substack as a publishing platform. Perhaps Bluesky is just too right on for me. But honestly, how am I supposed to get people to read my stuff or subscribe if I don't promote it? 1/3
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Katie Mather @katiematherkm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Staying on Twitter because the engagement is better is like going to a KKK crossburning for the networking opportunities
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 30/04/2026
Proud to publish my latest wine guide. I went on the hunt for affordable natural wines from Burgundy. A fool's errand? Read on to find out You'll need to game the free trial system or pay €7 - good value given that I spent weeks putting this together. themorningclaret.com/p/affordable...
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Affordable Natural Wine from Burgundy, Part 1
Can you find anything under €40 from this hyped region? I went on the hunt.
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 19/04/2026
I finally got to see an agricultural drone in action, spraying a vineyard treatment in Jerez. Here's what I discovered in terms of pros and cons. themorningclaret.com/p/these-are-...
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These Are the Drones You're Looking For
Is spraying vineyards with unmanned aircraft the future?
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 08/04/2026
"You want to spend how much?" asked my girlfriend incredulously... themorningclaret.com/p/why-is-dom...
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Is Domaine des Miroirs Worth the Money?
I bought a bottle of the Jura's most hyped wine to find out
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Jane Mayl🍷n 🍇 @janetrad.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
“People will think they’re made from oranges.” The normally unrufflable @simonjwoolf.com gets just a teeny weeny bit ruffled about orange wine.
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Don't ******* Call it Skin Contact!
Why are some people pathologically unable to use the term orange wine?
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 19/03/2026
Who's in for one of the last two places? Set to be an amazing week filled with discussion, reflection, learning, conviviality, space for your thoughts, amazing food and wine.
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 05/03/2026
Lighthearted vicarious fun this week... and introducing my newest wine rating scheme: the Nerdometer™ and the Crushometer®. themorningclaret.com/p/geeks-go-w...
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Geeks Go Wild in Galicia
Three friends, fourteen bottles, the Nerdometer and the Crushometer.
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 12/02/2026
I tried to answer the question, how do you really define vegan wine? It's nothing like as easy as you might think. So I asked the experts. themorningclaret.com/p/the-truth-...
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The Truth About Vegan Wine
Get ready for a shock if you thought you were drinking ethically
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Jane Mayl🍷n 🍇 @janetrad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"The CIVB’s marketing includes entertaining advice for French speakers on how to pronounce and differentiate claret from clairet with clarette offered as a phonetic guide to how ze eenglish massacre the former. If native speakers struggle, God knows how the rest of us will manage." @simonjwoolf.com
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Zero Zero Bordeaux
Essential additions to my 2025 Wine Guide, as the region tries to redefine claret
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 28/01/2026
Only four places remaining...
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 21/01/2026
All podcasts be like:
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Katie Mather @katiematherkm.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
QUIT X. Remaining on that platform even as an unused username supports its legitimacy. You do not need it. Deactivate your account.
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 12/01/2026
Calling all wine and food writers, professional or aspiring. I'm hosting a residential course on non-fiction writing this May. We'll be based in a beautiful location in the hills of Vipava, Slovenia. Full details & how to book: themorningclaret.com/p/writing-co...
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Residential Writing Course with Simon J Woolf
Spend a week in the beautiful Slovenian countryside working on your writing
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 19/12/2025
I felt I couldn't ignore this topic any longer. I promise more seasonal cheer in next week's post! themorningclaret.com/p/the-last-t...
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The Last Topic I Wanted to Write About
But every wine lover needs to consider what the future holds
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 15/12/2025
@janetrad.bsky.social I thought you'd like this: vinalchemy.com
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 11/12/2025
Can wine change your life? I believe it can, because one bottle did just that for me, on two occasions. My story is published here - free for all to read: themorningclaret.com/p/can-wine-c...
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Can Wine Change Your Life?
How one bottle changed mine on two occasions
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 04/12/2025
The best part about publishing an article like this is that I get to read the discussion and the insightful comments from people much smarter than me. In that sense, my piece is like a straw man to incite others to put their thoughts down on the page. themorningclaret.com/p/growing-gr...
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Growing Grapes Under Glass
Could this be the future of vineyards?
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Jane Mayl🍷n 🍇 @janetrad.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The World Championship of Pâté en Croute just announced first prize...and it looks delicious. Entries were genuinely from around the world, with some brilliant offerings from Japan, but the winner Thibault Gonzales comes from Thuir, in the Pyrenees Orientales, near me.
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 02/12/2025
If you ever needed proof that China is an authoritarian country.....
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intastebudswetrust.bsky.social @intastebudswetrust.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Really loved this article by @simonjwoolf.com Good food wine pairings exist, but you need to put the effort in to find the right match. And, importantly, the dish needs to leave some room for a wine to complement it. themorningclaret.com/p/does-the-p...
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Does the Perfect Wine Pairing Exist?
Maybe if you go for orange wine. Here's what changed my mind.
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 21/11/2025
I finally made it to China's most famous wine region - Ningxia. Some thoughts and profiles of Silver Heights Winery, Xiao-Pu (Ian Dai), Lingering Clouds and Helan September. themorningclaret.com/p/is-chinas-...
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Is China's Most Famous Wine Region Doomed?
Visiting the innovators in Ningxia
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 19/11/2025
Yes.This is exactly the problem. Thank you for this piece of clear thinking.
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 07/11/2025
No surprise I guess, this has drawn a huge amount of discussion already: themorningclaret.com/p/what-is-it...
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What is it with Natural Wine Haters?
I tried to understand the polemic that never stops
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Jane Mayl🍷n 🍇 @janetrad.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
A match that allows both {food and wine} to shine is rarer than rocking horse shit. We nailed it by systematically trying wine after wine with bite after bite, until we found the combination that made us both stop in our tracks, speechless with its deliciousness. by @simonjwoolf.com
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Does the Perfect Wine Pairing Exist?
Maybe if you go for orange wine. Here's what changed my mind.
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 26/10/2025
More travel writing: I hunted down the best restaurants and natural wine haunts in Bangkok, during an amazing week back in April. Readers of @vanityfair.com can be assured all these places serve *really disgusting* orange wines too. themorningclaret.com/p/bangkok-un...
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Bangkok Uncorked
I hunted down the best natural wine addresses in one of Asia's most gastronomic cities
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 15/10/2025
Always fancied myself as a travel and food writer so I had a go (OK, it is about wine too). themorningclaret.com/p/holidays-a...
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Holidays and Wine
Trying to find the good stuff on a Greek island idyll
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 14/10/2025
"The people who make our lives more difficult don't arrive on rubber dinghies, they arrive on private jets" Ross Creer MSP on BBC Debate Night. Applies everywhere, not just the UK.
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 01/10/2025
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Natural Wine: A Dichotomy
Are we living a lie?
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 27/09/2025
Let no-one say I am not niche. themorningclaret.com/p/natural-wi...
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Natural Wine in Bulgaria
I tasted 14 wines to get a feel for what's going on in this south-east Balkan nation
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Jane Mayl🍷n 🍇 @janetrad.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
"Left to its own devices, nature will create something more beautiful and unique than a packet of yeast ever could. You just need a little faith" More magic from @simonjwoolf.com
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It's a Kind of Magic
An ode to fermentation
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 30/08/2025
I spent a weekend at Gut Oggau, one of Austria's most iconic biodynamic wineries. They have many fans worldwide, but also detractors who think their slick marketing means they're too good to be true. Here's what I discovered. themorningclaret.com/p/the-real-d...
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The Real Deal at Gut Oggau
I spent a weekend immersed in biodynamics and cosmic energy
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 14/08/2025
A slightly snarky guide to Amsterdam's natural wine scene, with my off-piste favourites and a survival guide if you really want to do battle with the hipsters. Second half of the piece is for paying subscribers. It'll only cost you €5 to become one of them! themorningclaret.com/p/amsterdam-...
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 11/08/2025
Not sure about AI? Here's how to stop search engines from showing you AI answers in preference to actual web sites. Google: use www.udm14.com (performs google search with the option &udm=14) Better yet, change your default search engine to DuckDuckGo and don't forget to tweak this setting:
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Simon J Woolf @simonjwoolf.com · 08/08/2025
So much this. 100 times this. Fuck ChatGPT, all AI actually. www.katiematherwrites.com/the-gulp/abs...
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Absolutely Fuck ChatGPT — Katie Mather Writes
There’s a lot to get angry about when it comes to Generative AI, but something that really set me bleeding from the ears this week was learning that kitchen managers, chefs, even cocktail mixologists ...
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