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Simon Indelicate

@simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz
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Pop singer, web4 edge case and imaginary theme park proprietor.

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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 30/07/2025
Hate this new Spotify welcome screen
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 30/07/2025
Hate this new Spotify welcome screen
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 06/07/2025
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juliaindelicate @juliaindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 30/05/2025
It's PAYDAY! Get your tickets, this is only 3 weeks away! #TheIndelicates, #BCOSRSNS #PocketLint @pocketlint.bsky.social @morwen.net @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz @paperdress.bsky.social dice.fm/event/mxq7gw...
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The Indelicates + BCOS RSNS + Pocket Lint Tickets | From £9 | 26 Jun @ Paper Dress Vintage, London | DICE
**THE INDELICATES** Cult DIY pioneers Simon and Julia of The Indelicates are closing in on twenty years pushing at the boundaries of subjects that constitut...
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/05/2025
open.spotify.com/episode/1OD1... Epic podcast ep from me and Julia Indelicate addressing every single one of the 37 Eurovision entries. Listen now and find out what you should say about them all! listenable wherever you listen. Links and streaming here: avenue-qanon-06jan24.netlify.app/podcast/
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Simon and Julia's Eurovision Podcast
Avenue QAnon Crumbs · Episode
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 21/04/2025
Hahahaha, fuck this pointless piece of shit website
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 15/04/2025
Probably an appropriate day to repost this youtu.be/ktNKH1jJ4k8?...
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4CHAN (THERE'S SOMETHING GOING DOWN ON /POL/) - The Indelicates
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 07/04/2025
People bell on about stuff that doesn't matter but ask people from bands. They'll tell you the truth - that Clem Burke was the greatest of all time. We will not see his like again. The world is so much worse now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU3-...
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Blondie - Dreaming
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 04/04/2025
I would like to apologise to non-orc members of the horde for misrepresenting their capacity to understand orcish in footnote 83 of the otherwise unimpeachable Avenue QAnon lyric book. It was not my intention to conflate race and culture in this way and I will reflect and do better in future.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 29/03/2025
I just sold a copy of Avenue QAnon by the Indelicates to myself for 1 billion dollars - so that is what they are officially worth now and I have a trillion dollars in leveragable assets, please lend me money to bribe voters with
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 29/03/2025
For anyone running a discord server and finding the pace a bit overwhelming for casual users - this bot produces a useful summary every day to give a catch up on the buzz and a digest of what's a happenin' Also puts every shared link in one place github.com/simonindelic...
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GitHub - simonindelicate/discord-ai-digest: A Discord bot that uses the OpenAI API to create daily summaries of member discussions
A Discord bot that uses the OpenAI API to create daily summaries of member discussions - simonindelicate/discord-ai-digest
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 14/03/2025
All the news that's fit to print
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Sliding hiatal hernias are a notable exception.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Nothing but sabotage for the corporate verb.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
He didn't do that, though, did he?
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Aug Stone @augstone.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I'm trying to raise some money for some creative stuff. Check out my Discogs page, see if there's anything you're looking for. You know you want that Bonnie Tyler eight track #records #discogs @discogsofficial.bsky.social www.discogs.com/seller/augst...
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Something going down on slash pol slash
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Which would be odd and vaguely annoying if it wasn't a commonplace phrase that has been used as the title of two books and has entered the language in the same way as Shakespeare's 'in a pickle' - an appropriation that would raise no comment. It's cliché, not theft.
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Aug Stone @augstone.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Hands up if you're an Indelicates fan. Or if you wanna hear a really great band, check out my latest Substack where I talk about how awesome they've always been. I still think their Songs For Swinging Lovers is one of the best records ever made augstone.substack.com/p/the-counte...
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The Counterforce No. 59
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Aug Stone @augstone.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
New The Counterforce Substack. I've said before I should dedicate a whole edition to The Indelicates so here it is @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz @juliaindelicate.indelicates.xyz @keithtotp.bsky.social augstone.substack.com/p/the-counte...
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The Counterforce No. 59
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 04/03/2025
If anyone is looking for an early birthday present for me, I would like EU joint debt obligations payable in a new global reserve currency thank you
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 04/03/2025
That thing is the abomination of desolation and I claim my £5
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 04/03/2025
We all assume that GB stands for Great Britain as though the K in KGB didn't stand for Komitet (Committee) and the name for russian State Security News wouldn't just literally be GB News.
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Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 01/03/2025
Trump's terror of nuclear war is one of the few things about him that seems genuine — and is an obvious lever for Putin to use to manipulate him.
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Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 01/03/2025
Trump is chickenshit. There's no other way to understand his comment to Zelensky that he was risking World War 3. Worrying about Russian nukes now, two years into this war, isn't a reasonable fear. Putin has got in his head.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 01/03/2025
Appalled to see that @safety.bsky.app @bsky.app has seen fit to remove the EXTREMELY legitimate @fakehannanwalks.bsky.social account that I created. The app stuck rigidly to every stated community guideline and was so non-misleading in its impersonation that it included the word 'fake' in the name.
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Bluesky
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 01/03/2025
Honestly it feels rather pampered and luxurious for Americans to get hung up on whether he's a fascist or not at this point. Who cares? We rightly and uncontroversially sanction the people of rogue nations for their collective failure to remove intolerable leaders.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 26/02/2025
if the top 1000 british artists did all shut the fuck up forever - the effect on British music would be absolutely transformative and would usher in a golden age
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 25/02/2025
Just found out that people have been naming the chords and scales and stuff and using it to teach people how to make music and they haven't paid me a penny I am furious
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 25/02/2025
the fascists are trying to arrest Brian Molko for accurately describing them - where's your silent album about that you mammon loving pricks?
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 25/02/2025
imagine if instead of whining about a robot listening to your album you agitated for ditching the US dollar as the reserve currency and making it the euro instead
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 25/02/2025
I mean, sure, in my personal eschatology Trump is the antichrist (he is, google it, it'll blow your mind) and the second coming/rapture is the technological singularity and that's our way out - but I'd need you to come live on my compound to fully explain my reasoning there
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 25/02/2025
I suppose I get it - there's basically nothing that any of us can do about all the really serious stuff that actually matters so it is understandable to make the same mistake as the Situationists and spend all day trying to ruin Christmas
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 25/02/2025
Honestly, if I you post anti-AI stuff and I haven't blocked you I must really really like everything else about you.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 25/02/2025
Fuck off you lucky ignorant landlord wankers.
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RoboHannan's Fabricated Walks @fakehannanwalks.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
A gentle stroll through the misty lanes of Garsington, where the sweet scent of honeysuckle lingers, and the soft rustle of hedgerows serenades the heart’s yearning.
An AI generated image depicting a view of the english countryside poorly cpatured on an iPhone
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 23/02/2025
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 23/02/2025
Post an image you can hear
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chiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 23/02/2025
This is pretty essential reading if you use the UK health services. "We only learnt after Charlie's death that INDIVIDUALS HAVE A RIGHT to request emergency medication from a pharmacist."
But she said patients were not informed of their right to an emergency supply [of prescription medicines from any pharmacist] because of fears they might misuse the system.The coroner in this case noted the public were potentially "being misled over the role and capability of the 111 service". She added: "There is little clarity or understanding by the public that the service is based on following and completing an algorithm by individuals who have no need for any qualification in healthcare and who will only receive a short training programme after they are employed.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 23/02/2025
No shame abyssal enough for those Europeans who betray the twentieth century in Germany today. May their eyes be blinded that they did not see, their ears deafened that they did not hear and their minds addled that they did not remember. May they never know the comfort of home.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 19/02/2025
Ey, I'm not your guy, buddy
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 18/02/2025
Kisin knows what England is because he spends all day every day selling it to American fascists for traitorbucks.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 18/02/2025
Probably quite important for everyone in a band to call Meloni a fascist, racist piece of shit this afternoon.
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Wh⭕a @zzztestaccount.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
TRUDEAU: WILL CONSIDER TICKETMASTER FEES ON BARENAKED LADIES TICKETS AS TARIFF
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 17/02/2025
This is my song for Europe
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Define "Art" @define-art.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Implemented Archive - access from help popup to view all previous definitions of art.
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Important to note, I think, that UK institutions don't even use the "DEI" label. We call it EDI. But Kemi's not talking to us... www.cipd.org/uk/knowledge...
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 17/02/2025
youtu.be/OazL6egXuGE?... Check out my new immense gay futurist banger
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Simon Indelicate - Tower of Babel
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 16/02/2025
Everyone should be raising their children to think that everything is optional.
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Aug Stone @augstone.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
@simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz I just found a demo in my phone called Indelicate Shimmers. Named thus because it's in E flat, like a lot of Songs For Swinging Lovers
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