Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Turns out walking home at night after a Few Beers With Friends is the perfect time to listen to Astral Weeks for the first time. It’s good! I like it! Might just get Absolutely Bang Into Astral Weeks. #IWillNeverGrowSoOldAgain youtu.be/JFAp3aRJ2vA?...youtu.beSweet Thing (2015 Remaster)YouTube video by Van Morrison - Topic 021
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Watching series two of the telly programme “Sugar”. The telly programme “Sugar” remains an excellent mix of lots of stuff I like. #FullyRecommended 030
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026People slag off “The Rise Of Skywalker”, because it’s awful. But they also pretend the line “Somehow The Emperor has returned” is bad, when it’s actually the single most accurate and obvious thing to say when you know The Emperor has returned, but you don’t know how. 110
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Went to see the brilliant Fightmilk and the excellent Yakkie rock the FUCK out! Saw lots of friends I’ve not seen in a while! Had a great time! You can’t go wrong with bands. #GoodOldBands 091
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026One of the best things about living in Camden is how often you can just bump into a Local Hero on your way home. #CamdenNightHeron #CelebritySpot 060
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My first album came out fifteen years ago today, which is both “A While Ago” and “Not As Long Ago As I Thought”. Might black out the sun for a little bit later to celebrate, because I do what I like. So watch out for that. #IMakeMyOwnFun #YoureWelcome 151
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026In Sad News, there’s no more Sushi Salsa All You Can Eat Sushi Buffet in Camden. In Exciting News, it’s being replaced by the mysterious and intriguing “Retailer”. The possibilities are endless! What a time to be alive! #Retailer #IBarelyKnowEr! #Etc 010
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026There’s a new version of Beauty & The Beast, that I’m watching because it’s on at 2am, where The Beast helps his detective girlfriend solve crimes. It’s absolute trash. I’ll probably watch it all. They really should have called it “We Can’t Afford The Rights To An Angel Reboot” 110
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Turns out it’s Pig Racing Night at my local. Good money to be made “If you know your pigs”, apparently. #Gambling #HAMblingMoreLike 020
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026“Who was that masked man?” You probably can’t tell, because I only take Terrible Gig Photos, and because he’s wearing a mask I guess, but it’s Orville Peck being Excellent at The Roundhouse tonight! #Yee #Haw 010
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Sisu is on the telly, so I’m watching Sisu. Fair to say, if you’ve ever wanted to watch a film where an old man fucks up a load of nazis, then this is the film for you! It’s good! #KeithsCorrectFilmOpinions #Part4672InAnOccasionalSeries 010
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Me and my band played our first gig in over a year. Rocked the FUCK out of some new songs! Somehow looked quite symmetrical while doing it! #WhatATimeToBeAlive #BandsAreBest 030
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026They’re all out tonight! Probably just having a few cans by the canal, as they do. #AndWhyNot 010
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Ballerina is on the telly, so I’m watching Ballerina. The 2nd best John Wick film. Loses points for using the Absolute Bullshit that is the bulletproof suits from the Absolute Bullshit that is John Wick 4. Gets points back for flamethrower duels. 8/10 #IfJohnWick4HasNoHatersIAmDead 010
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026M3gan is on the telly, so I’m watching M3gan. Good film. Very stupid. Knows exactly what it is. 9/10 #KeithsCorrectFilmOpinions #Part64285InAnOccasionalSeries 140
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Wasn’t going to do anything today because it was a rainy Tuesday, then I remembered that Rilo Kiley were playing a gig at a place I can see from my balcony. So I strolled down to that and had a Very Nice Country Infused Indie Hipster Rock Time! Here’s a bad photo #GoodOldBands #AlwaysLeaveTheHouse 020
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Since first hearing about it the other day, I’ve been all about the annual church service for Grimaldi, The King Of Clowns, where loads of clowns dance on his musical grave and then recite The Clown’s Prayer. So I thought I’d look it up. Thanks Google. #Thoogle 031
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Went to Stoke Newington. Watched the awesome Junk Whale, the brilliant Tomboy Grandpa, and the excellent Lily From Fightmilk (Solo Edition) rock the FUCK out, & just had a Really Nice Time! Also got a free shiny sticker of a Capybara! #WhatATimeToBeAlive #FullyRecommended #GoodOldBands 010
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The X-Files is on the telly, so I’m watching The X-Files. I believe you, Hank Moody From Californication. I believe you! #ThousandsWouldnt 010
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Balloon in the park. Like a tiny tiny one of the ones from The Prisoner if it was chasing a two inch tall Patrick McGoohan. If I was a scotchman I would’ve shouted “I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A WEE MAN!” at it. But I’m not. So I didn’t. #IDid #IMakeMyOwnFun 010
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Walking around in the sun, listening to the excellent New Yummy Fur song, and just having a Really Nice Time! A song so good it almost makes me regret the fact that despite Supporting The Scene by owning shed loads of them, I don’t wear t-shirts. youtu.be/x_bQzlfdDgA?...youtu.beThe Yummy Fur - New T-Shirt YouTube video by John McKeown 000
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026It’s Proxy Music rocking the FUCK out, basically making me think I should try listening to a Roxy Music album that isn’t Avalon (aka The Hits). If people had told me they were basically a three chord pub band, I’d probably have listened a lot sooner. #PlayAvalonYouCowards 250
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Last night I went to an excellent Black Box Recorder gig, where I took a Terrible Photo of them being Excellent. Black Box Recorder? I barely kno… oh wait, no, we’ve actually made a bunch of records together! 050
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Birthday Beer for the Birthday Bass Bab of Birmingham 050
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Evolution in action! #TheresAlwaysMoneyInTheMerchStand 010
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Laters, LA! I love you! El pueblo de nuestra señora la reina de Los Angeles del rio porciúncula’? El puWHEEYblWHOA senAwwwYEAH la reing de Los Angeles del riWHOAH porciúncula more like! #IDontKnow 000
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Saw some Art. Had some ice cream. #WhatATimeToBeAlive 010
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Anyway, if you ever find yourself with some time to kill, I can FULLY recommend flying out to hang out with your friends as they finish their American Tour, and maybe take some not very good photos. I do it all the time. It’s good! #JustLuckyIGuess 020
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The Lodge Room. Night 2. It’ll sound different when there’s people… lodging in the room… again I guess. #BringBackThe101 000
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026A glimpse behind the velvet curtain. A great bunch of lads! #AGBOL 020
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The Lodge Room. It’ll sound different when there’s people… lodging in the room I guess. #BringBackThe101 000
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Los Angeles! A good place to meet your friends, and Sinister Lurking Chicken Men! 240
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026California! Califoooooorniaaaa! Here I aaaaaaaaaaaaam! California-tchad-Blake-mix.ogg California? I barely know ‘er! California? CaliforniAwwYEAH more like! #AndSoOnAndSoForth #Etc 010
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I’m on a plane, I’m reading Top Class Literature! #BooksYourMilkmanCanWhistle 020
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 16/04/2026One thing I’m not a big fan of, that I’ve just been doing, is shivering, shaking, and throwing up a whole bunch of scampi #FoodPoisoning #FoodPoisoniRUBBISHngMoreLike 220
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Sorry to interrupt, guys. I’m sure they’re just making friends. Like that book “The Fox & The Hound” but with a cat. Can’t remember the ending, but sure it turned out fine. #MakingFriendsAllOverTheLand 000
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I had no idea the New York City Rice Pudding Scene was a thing, but sure, why not! #WhyTheFuckNot #EveryDaysASchoolDay 010
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 11/04/2026At the beach in every life. Coney Island 2026 & 2008. The last time I was here they had a game called “Shoot The Freak”, where a guy would run around while you tried to shoot him with a paintball gun. They don’t let you do that now. Probably for the best. #HealthAndSafetyGoneMad 000
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Lunching the FUCK out with the guy from New York’s Most Popular New Jersey Based Urban Fishing YouTube Series! #CelebritiesEverywhere 000
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Continuing the theme of “Keith Takes Not Great Photos At Gigs” here’s Laptop and Art Brut being Excellent and rocking the FUCK out last night! #OfCourseTheGermansAreHappy 020
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Adding Craig Finn to my photo album I like to call “Hanging Out With My Musical Heroes And Taking Really Bad Photos Because I Still Don’t Understand How Camera Phones Work” 120
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Day 3 of Art Brut in New York! It’ll sound different when punk rock ist nicht sterben in the room. #GermanIsNotMyFirstLanguage #PunkRockIs 150
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 09/04/2026“Kids these days with their hippity hop and their 23 Skiddoos” 010
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Day 2 of Art Brut in New York. It’ll sound different now I know they have “Hard Cider” in the room! 020
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Turns out the answer to the age old question “Can a god make a sandwich so big that even a god can’t finish it and has to save half for later?” is “Yes” #Big #Sandwich 010
Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026It’s my birthday! If you ever have a birthday, I can fully recommend hanging out with friends in New York at a venue that you’ve previously rocked the FUCK out of, and just having an Excellent Time! #JustLuckyIGuess 040