Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 01/10/2026simonindelicate.substack.com/p/how-to-fix...simonindelicate.substack.comHow To Fix Streaming: Part One(We probably can’t - but Part Two will have some ideas in it) 010
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 06/05/2026I think she knows now. I bought her a calendar. 100
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 06/05/2026It is us! We're not really on here very much - but we come when summoned xx 110
Reposted by Simon IndelicateSimon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 30/07/2025Hate this new Spotify welcome screen 001
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 30/07/2025Hate this new Spotify welcome screen 001
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 06/07/2025Signed into this app for the first time in a month just to rt this having seen a screencap of it. Definitive work. 030
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 27/06/2025Such a great set last night. I endorse this plan. 110
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 02/06/2025Everyone I met was very nice and my main contact in particular struck me as capable and well-intentioned; but it was poisoning the well of crowdfunding - which I remain a believer in- and I'm very glad of my near miss. Thanks for this insight - hope you find good bridges to replace the ones you burn 010
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 02/06/2025I just stopped mentioning it at all once I discovered the near criminal, profit skimming amounts that they were charging for postage and the dismissive way they were treating backers I had an established relationship with - it felt like donating my own store of goodwill to build them a firewall. 110
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 02/06/2025I quiet quit my funding campaign once it became clear that the idea was to trick my non existent rich relatives into crowdfunding a rather lavish publishing house rather than to crowdfund the book. 110
Reposted by Simon Indelicatejuliaindelicate @juliaindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 30/05/2025It's PAYDAY! Get your tickets, this is only 3 weeks away! #TheIndelicates, #BCOSRSNS #PocketLint @pocketlint.bsky.social @morwen.net @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz @paperdress.bsky.social dice.fm/event/mxq7gw...dice.fmThe Indelicates + BCOS RSNS + Pocket Lint Tickets | From £9 | 26 Jun @ Paper Dress Vintage, London | DICE**THE INDELICATES** Cult DIY pioneers Simon and Julia of The Indelicates are closing in on twenty years pushing at the boundaries of subjects that constitut... 045
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/05/2025open.spotify.com/episode/1OD1... Epic podcast ep from me and Julia Indelicate addressing every single one of the 37 Eurovision entries. Listen now and find out what you should say about them all! listenable wherever you listen. Links and streaming here: avenue-qanon-06jan24.netlify.app/podcast/open.spotify.comSimon and Julia's Eurovision PodcastAvenue QAnon Crumbs · Episode 051
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 21/04/2025Hahahaha, fuck this pointless piece of shit website 010
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 15/04/2025Probably an appropriate day to repost this youtu.be/ktNKH1jJ4k8?...youtu.be4CHAN (THERE'S SOMETHING GOING DOWN ON /POL/) - The IndelicatesYouTube video by Simon Indelicate 020
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 07/04/2025People bell on about stuff that doesn't matter but ask people from bands. They'll tell you the truth - that Clem Burke was the greatest of all time. We will not see his like again. The world is so much worse now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU3-...youtube.comBlondie - DreamingYouTube video by BlondieVEVO 000
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 04/04/2025I would like to apologise to non-orc members of the horde for misrepresenting their capacity to understand orcish in footnote 83 of the otherwise unimpeachable Avenue QAnon lyric book. It was not my intention to conflate race and culture in this way and I will reflect and do better in future. 030
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 29/03/2025I just sold a copy of Avenue QAnon by the Indelicates to myself for 1 billion dollars - so that is what they are officially worth now and I have a trillion dollars in leveragable assets, please lend me money to bribe voters with 010
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 29/03/2025For anyone running a discord server and finding the pace a bit overwhelming for casual users - this bot produces a useful summary every day to give a catch up on the buzz and a digest of what's a happenin' Also puts every shared link in one place github.com/simonindelic...github.comGitHub - simonindelicate/discord-ai-digest: A Discord bot that uses the OpenAI API to create daily summaries of member discussionsA Discord bot that uses the OpenAI API to create daily summaries of member discussions - simonindelicate/discord-ai-digest 010
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025Sliding hiatal hernias are a notable exception. 120
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025Nothing but sabotage for the corporate verb. 000
Reposted by Simon IndelicateAug Stone @augstone.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I'm trying to raise some money for some creative stuff. Check out my Discogs page, see if there's anything you're looking for. You know you want that Bonnie Tyler eight track #records #discogs @discogsofficial.bsky.social www.discogs.com/seller/augst... 011
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025Something going down on slash pol slash 000
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025Interesting, yeah. Good spot anyway - the phrase that stuck out for me was 'defiantly orange' which *is* a cliché, but also is a figurative connection that you'd really require embodied experience of seeing colours in the world to come up with. I'm not sure what I think about it though. 110
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025But my reaction to a human author repurposing it in that way would be as it is to the two authors who have repurposed it as a title - to accept that ironic (or otherwise) referencing is valid. But, you're right, cliché is too far. 110
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025Which suggests this is all just wine expertise for scribblers - everybody pompously asking the wrong questions to avoid exposure for as long as possible. 000
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025Or at least: that is just as good a piece of lit crit as the nitpicky critique of the motivated critic. 100
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025Bit it isn't particularly poorly chosen, actually. 'Ghosts' implies that the voices which direct the LLMs training are dead *to it* - which is a provocative use of the Nabokovian cliché that subverts and repurposes it to highlight the authority of dead human text in the cosmology of an AI... 100
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025It is better chosen in the original I suppose - referring directly to the dead - so maybe he would. 100
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025Would this guy like the phrase if it was Nabakov's? 100
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025Here is another - less well read - critique of the story: 100
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025Which would be odd and vaguely annoying if it wasn't a commonplace phrase that has been used as the title of two books and has entered the language in the same way as Shakespeare's 'in a pickle' - an appropriation that would raise no comment. It's cliché, not theft. 200
Reposted by Simon IndelicateAug Stone @augstone.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Hands up if you're an Indelicates fan. Or if you wanna hear a really great band, check out my latest Substack where I talk about how awesome they've always been. I still think their Songs For Swinging Lovers is one of the best records ever made augstone.substack.com/p/the-counte...augstone.substack.comThe Counterforce No. 59The Indelicates 132
Reposted by Simon IndelicateAug Stone @augstone.bsky.social · 10/03/2025New The Counterforce Substack. I've said before I should dedicate a whole edition to The Indelicates so here it is @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz @juliaindelicate.indelicates.xyz @keithtotp.bsky.social augstone.substack.com/p/the-counte...augstone.substack.comThe Counterforce No. 59The Indelicates 163
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 10/03/2025That's lovely, Aug, it has taken the edge off of quite a severe sulk today, so thank you very much xxx 010
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 04/03/2025If anyone is looking for an early birthday present for me, I would like EU joint debt obligations payable in a new global reserve currency thank you 000
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 04/03/2025That guy is the literal antichrist, man, I'm telling you 100
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 04/03/2025That thing is the abomination of desolation and I claim my £5 100
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 04/03/2025We all assume that GB stands for Great Britain as though the K in KGB didn't stand for Komitet (Committee) and the name for russian State Security News wouldn't just literally be GB News. 010
Reposted by Simon IndelicateArieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 01/03/2025Trump's terror of nuclear war is one of the few things about him that seems genuine — and is an obvious lever for Putin to use to manipulate him. 1151
Reposted by Simon IndelicateArieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 01/03/2025Trump is chickenshit. There's no other way to understand his comment to Zelensky that he was risking World War 3. Worrying about Russian nukes now, two years into this war, isn't a reasonable fear. Putin has got in his head. 4797
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 01/03/2025Would appreciate concurrence from anyone who was following it. At the very least I'd like to download the archive of it's posts as, especially in aggregate, they were very funny. 000
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 01/03/2025Appalled to see that @safety.bsky.app @bsky.app has seen fit to remove the EXTREMELY legitimate @fakehannanwalks.bsky.social account that I created. The app stuck rigidly to every stated community guideline and was so non-misleading in its impersonation that it included the word 'fake' in the name.fakehannanwalks.bsky.socialBluesky 100
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 01/03/2025I love America where lots of people hate it. But I'm not looking at America, I'm looking at the thing that killed it. 000
Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 01/03/2025We need a new defence treaty, a new global reserve currency, a European defence force and a bunch of new spies. 100