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Simon Indelicate

@simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz
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Pop singer, web4 edge case and imaginary theme park proprietor.

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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 01/10/2026
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How To Fix Streaming: Part One
(We probably can’t - but Part Two will have some ideas in it)
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 06/05/2026
I think she knows now. I bought her a calendar.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 06/05/2026
It is us! We're not really on here very much - but we come when summoned xx
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 30/07/2025
Hate this new Spotify welcome screen
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 30/07/2025
Hate this new Spotify welcome screen
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 06/07/2025
Signed into this app for the first time in a month just to rt this having seen a screencap of it. Definitive work.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 06/07/2025
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 27/06/2025
Such a great set last night. I endorse this plan.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 02/06/2025
Everyone I met was very nice and my main contact in particular struck me as capable and well-intentioned; but it was poisoning the well of crowdfunding - which I remain a believer in- and I'm very glad of my near miss. Thanks for this insight - hope you find good bridges to replace the ones you burn
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 02/06/2025
I just stopped mentioning it at all once I discovered the near criminal, profit skimming amounts that they were charging for postage and the dismissive way they were treating backers I had an established relationship with - it felt like donating my own store of goodwill to build them a firewall.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 02/06/2025
I quiet quit my funding campaign once it became clear that the idea was to trick my non existent rich relatives into crowdfunding a rather lavish publishing house rather than to crowdfund the book.
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juliaindelicate @juliaindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 30/05/2025
It's PAYDAY! Get your tickets, this is only 3 weeks away! #TheIndelicates, #BCOSRSNS #PocketLint @pocketlint.bsky.social @morwen.net @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz @paperdress.bsky.social dice.fm/event/mxq7gw...
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The Indelicates + BCOS RSNS + Pocket Lint Tickets | From £9 | 26 Jun @ Paper Dress Vintage, London | DICE
**THE INDELICATES** Cult DIY pioneers Simon and Julia of The Indelicates are closing in on twenty years pushing at the boundaries of subjects that constitut...
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/05/2025
open.spotify.com/episode/1OD1... Epic podcast ep from me and Julia Indelicate addressing every single one of the 37 Eurovision entries. Listen now and find out what you should say about them all! listenable wherever you listen. Links and streaming here: avenue-qanon-06jan24.netlify.app/podcast/
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Simon and Julia's Eurovision Podcast
Avenue QAnon Crumbs · Episode
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 21/04/2025
Hahahaha, fuck this pointless piece of shit website
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 15/04/2025
Probably an appropriate day to repost this youtu.be/ktNKH1jJ4k8?...
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4CHAN (THERE'S SOMETHING GOING DOWN ON /POL/) - The Indelicates
YouTube video by Simon Indelicate
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 07/04/2025
People bell on about stuff that doesn't matter but ask people from bands. They'll tell you the truth - that Clem Burke was the greatest of all time. We will not see his like again. The world is so much worse now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU3-...
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Blondie - Dreaming
YouTube video by BlondieVEVO
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 04/04/2025
I would like to apologise to non-orc members of the horde for misrepresenting their capacity to understand orcish in footnote 83 of the otherwise unimpeachable Avenue QAnon lyric book. It was not my intention to conflate race and culture in this way and I will reflect and do better in future.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 29/03/2025
I just sold a copy of Avenue QAnon by the Indelicates to myself for 1 billion dollars - so that is what they are officially worth now and I have a trillion dollars in leveragable assets, please lend me money to bribe voters with
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 29/03/2025
For anyone running a discord server and finding the pace a bit overwhelming for casual users - this bot produces a useful summary every day to give a catch up on the buzz and a digest of what's a happenin' Also puts every shared link in one place github.com/simonindelic...
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GitHub - simonindelicate/discord-ai-digest: A Discord bot that uses the OpenAI API to create daily summaries of member discussions
A Discord bot that uses the OpenAI API to create daily summaries of member discussions - simonindelicate/discord-ai-digest
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 14/03/2025
All the news that's fit to print
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Sliding hiatal hernias are a notable exception.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Nothing but sabotage for the corporate verb.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
He didn't do that, though, did he?
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Aug Stone @augstone.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I'm trying to raise some money for some creative stuff. Check out my Discogs page, see if there's anything you're looking for. You know you want that Bonnie Tyler eight track #records #discogs @discogsofficial.bsky.social www.discogs.com/seller/augst...
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Something going down on slash pol slash
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Interesting, yeah. Good spot anyway - the phrase that stuck out for me was 'defiantly orange' which *is* a cliché, but also is a figurative connection that you'd really require embodied experience of seeing colours in the world to come up with. I'm not sure what I think about it though.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
But my reaction to a human author repurposing it in that way would be as it is to the two authors who have repurposed it as a title - to accept that ironic (or otherwise) referencing is valid. But, you're right, cliché is too far.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Fair point.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Which suggests this is all just wine expertise for scribblers - everybody pompously asking the wrong questions to avoid exposure for as long as possible.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Or at least: that is just as good a piece of lit crit as the nitpicky critique of the motivated critic.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Bit it isn't particularly poorly chosen, actually. 'Ghosts' implies that the voices which direct the LLMs training are dead *to it* - which is a provocative use of the Nabokovian cliché that subverts and repurposes it to highlight the authority of dead human text in the cosmology of an AI...
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
It is better chosen in the original I suppose - referring directly to the dead - so maybe he would.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Would this guy like the phrase if it was Nabakov's?
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Here is another - less well read - critique of the story:
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 13/03/2025
Which would be odd and vaguely annoying if it wasn't a commonplace phrase that has been used as the title of two books and has entered the language in the same way as Shakespeare's 'in a pickle' - an appropriation that would raise no comment. It's cliché, not theft.
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Aug Stone @augstone.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Hands up if you're an Indelicates fan. Or if you wanna hear a really great band, check out my latest Substack where I talk about how awesome they've always been. I still think their Songs For Swinging Lovers is one of the best records ever made augstone.substack.com/p/the-counte...
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The Counterforce No. 59
The Indelicates
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 11/03/2025
No it isn't.
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Aug Stone @augstone.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
New The Counterforce Substack. I've said before I should dedicate a whole edition to The Indelicates so here it is @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz @juliaindelicate.indelicates.xyz @keithtotp.bsky.social augstone.substack.com/p/the-counte...
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The Counterforce No. 59
The Indelicates
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 10/03/2025
That's lovely, Aug, it has taken the edge off of quite a severe sulk today, so thank you very much xxx
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 10/03/2025
Not really, let's be honest
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 04/03/2025
If anyone is looking for an early birthday present for me, I would like EU joint debt obligations payable in a new global reserve currency thank you
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 04/03/2025
That guy is the literal antichrist, man, I'm telling you
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 04/03/2025
That thing is the abomination of desolation and I claim my £5
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 04/03/2025
We all assume that GB stands for Great Britain as though the K in KGB didn't stand for Komitet (Committee) and the name for russian State Security News wouldn't just literally be GB News.
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Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 01/03/2025
Trump's terror of nuclear war is one of the few things about him that seems genuine — and is an obvious lever for Putin to use to manipulate him.
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Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 01/03/2025
Trump is chickenshit. There's no other way to understand his comment to Zelensky that he was risking World War 3. Worrying about Russian nukes now, two years into this war, isn't a reasonable fear. Putin has got in his head.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 01/03/2025
Would appreciate concurrence from anyone who was following it. At the very least I'd like to download the archive of it's posts as, especially in aggregate, they were very funny.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 01/03/2025
Appalled to see that @safety.bsky.app @bsky.app has seen fit to remove the EXTREMELY legitimate @fakehannanwalks.bsky.social account that I created. The app stuck rigidly to every stated community guideline and was so non-misleading in its impersonation that it included the word 'fake' in the name.
fakehannanwalks.bsky.social
Bluesky
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 01/03/2025
I love America where lots of people hate it. But I'm not looking at America, I'm looking at the thing that killed it.
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Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz · 01/03/2025
We need a new defence treaty, a new global reserve currency, a European defence force and a bunch of new spies.
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