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Fragmented Flâneur

@simongsmith.bsky.social
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Husband, Father, walker… Music lover/ writer at fragmentedflaneur.com Supporter of Leeds United & San Francisco 49ers Drinker of coffee and trying to avoid UPF.

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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Peak Ryder… when he was good, he was great.
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes I did Religious Studies. I had Prof Badham for Theology in the first year and for a theory course. He had a really unique take on many religious concepts including near death experiences… a real one off and still very much alive apparently.
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I spent a week there a few years ago. Something special about the place that some would call spiritual. Although I’m an atheist I also appreciated the socially engaged nature of the community’s Christianity.
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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WooooOoOooOendy 👻 @wednesdaygj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know *everyone* will be sharing this, but it’s bloody marvellous and I don’t care if you’re bored of it. youtu.be/OqqbM1B-mPY?...
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Holocaust hero Sir Nicholas Winton (That's Life - 1988)
YouTube video by Tops of the top
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Worksop v FCUM in the cup on Saturday!
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a Worksop Town season ticket holder I’m already looking forward to the away game at the stadium previously called ‘the Etihad’.
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Stanis Elsborg @staniselsborg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With the breaking news about Manchester City's cheating, I think its time to make all of you aware of this group of people! The City case underlines the value of persistent investigative journalism. Great initiative by @philippeauclair.bsky.social go.bsky.app/6oxTr7j
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Guardian Sport @sport.theguardian.com · 29/09/2026
Sham City: verdict on financial breaches is damning and punishment must be severe | Jonathan Wilson
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Sham City: verdict on financial breaches is damning and punishment must be severe | Jonathan Wilson
How can Manchester City be trusted under these owners after they were found to have devised £900m of ‘sham’ contracts? How bad could it be, really? How serious can a breach of arcane financial regulations be, really? Just how damning can accountancy be? Even after Friday’s revelation that Manchester City had been found guilty of all but one of the charges brought against them by the Premier League, it was perhaps difficult to grasp the scale of what that meant. After the publication of the independent commission’s findings, there can be no doubt: the commission found that Manchester City cheated, that they did so deliberately, and that they have sought to cover that up with a campaign of calculated misinformation. City continue to maintain their innocence and issued a statement insisting that “the opinion contains clear material errors, of law, principle and fact, and is unsafe”. It referred, once again, to “a comprehensive body of irrefutable evidence that exists in support of all of its positions”, and, again, insisted that “the club has diligently respected due process for eight years on the basis that the Premier League Board and Executive would behave as an independent, impartial and fair-minded regulator, free from partisan influence”. Continue reading...
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks for continuing to post here
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Enough of a points deduction over 10 seasons to ensure they finish 15th in the Championship for a decade… and to be owned by the ghost of Ken Bates.
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spot on!
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My 20 year-old self would not be very happy with the way I’ve turned out.., but then he was a conservative Christian fundamentalist and would consider the 62 year old me to be a sinful disciple of beelzebub. I, on the other hand, think my 20 year old self was a bigoted prick.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They won’t be using the local hospital or schools any more then, and I’m sure they will be maintaining their own roads from now on. Let’s hope none of them have a fire either
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
All that money any they’re fuckin’ shit 💩
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Surely it should be tinned fishionados.
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Pete Paphides @petepaphides.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For around a year or so, R.E.M. and 10,000 Maniacs seemed to be moving in sync: writing about the same stuff; working with the same producer and even recording their albums back-to-back in the same London studio. Both records are firm fixtures in my all-time top ten. Allow me to elaborate...
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For 12 months, R.E.M. and 10,000 Maniacs moved in sync. But if you only know Fables Of The Reconstruction you only know half the story: Revisiting The Wishing Chair | Pete Paphides
In the Rough Trade pop-up store at this year’s Green Man festival, there were about six boxes given over to second-hand records. I picked up
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Peadubya66 @peadubya66.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#RNLI
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🤣
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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
You're so Venn. You probably think this diagram is about you
A Venn diagram with two circles featuring YOU which intersect unsurprisingly with YOU
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It was certainly a bit of a lifesaver amongst the hills and valleys of West Wales, and certainly better than the awfulness of today’s commercial radio.
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
S-Express always reminds me of Lampeter. Also Love Shack, but more that it was constantly played on Atlantic 252… which I listened to thanks to the absence of FM reception.
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Andy Brockman @andybrockman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The legwork, and the sting, which seems to have caught out James Orr, Nigel Farage and Reform-UK was carried out by Verbatim Investigations who have dropped their own take on the story.
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Dirty Money: A Year Undercover in Reform UK
A yearlong investigation into Nigel Farage’s fundraising operation reveals a plot to break the law by bringing foreign money into British politics
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
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Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oooh I was at that gig.
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.
​Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O​’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lawn Ryder
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I can’t do justice to Dolly Parton in so few characters, but here’s Rebecca Solnit’s tribute to an amazing woman. www.meditationsinanemergency.com/in-praise-of...
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In Praise of Dolly Parton, 1946-2026, Our Goddess of Kindness
We will always love her, and there will never be another like her, this artist who came out of deep rural poverty in the 1960s to become not just a staggeringly great performer and songwriter but phil...
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wow! As a Leeds fan for five decades and 49ers fan for four… I have to say that that must have been amazing!
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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South Park: Get Him! Canadian Mounties
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stone Roses
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🌍💨🔥
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🥌 💐
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Absolutely insane gig from Violent Magic Orchestra proving that the intersection of techno and death metal it a vibrant feel good place. #techno #deathmetal #sidneyandmatilda #sheffield
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m very worried by how optimistic I feel… it doesn’t seem right. MOT!
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My far, far better half @gailmyerscough.co.uk is having an incredibly tough month business-wise. Her website is full of amazing, stylish designs and it’d be great if you could visit her website and who knows, maybe even purchase something www.gailmyerscough.co.uk - if you could plse share this 👍👍
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Gail Myerscough | Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator | Manchester
Bold illustrated wall art, greeting cards and homewares designed in Manchester. Inspired by architecture, music and mid century design. Made in the UK.
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m moving too…
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 18/08/2026
ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard dies aged 77
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ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard dies aged 77
Tributes paid to ‘great friend and collaborator’ who played with band for 56 years and died in hospice care in Texas The ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard has died at the age of 77. A spokesperson for the band confirmed to the Guardian that Beard died on 17 August in hospice care at his ranch in Richmond, Texas. His family were by his side. Continue reading...
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 17/08/2026
29th August 1985 - An excited Michael Fish gets to deploy the rarely seen red number as the temperature gets up to an incredible 26 degrees in London!
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
As a Guardian subscriber I’ve felt very uneasy about the number of prominent stories that it has put out about Prof Arday. It felt inappropriate at the time… it feels more than that now. Today’s news of his death felt sadly predictable and a failure to take account of his vulnerabilities.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 14/08/2026
Cambridge University should have known better, Fleet Street should have known better, the people hungrily absorbing every bit of news about it, making newsrooms feel like they had to keep going with it as a story, should have known better, horrible horrible horrible
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Of all the bands of the era I’ve always thought that X-Ray Spex defined it the most…. Laura Logic’s sax was the icing on the cultural cake.
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m ready for the eclipse.
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Man Lowers Sunglasses in Surprise
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’d do the same
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Still on regular rotation here…
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Rocket Recordings @rocketrecordings.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Great record that...
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My great hope is that there is a massive Toblerone in there.
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Fragmented Flâneur @simongsmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I like it.
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