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30-something. Dad to 2 <5’s. Hubby to @MichaelaKHulse. Living in Lower Hutt, New Zealand 🇳🇿Theology Graduate. AuDHDer living in a neurotypical world. Trying to […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.nz/@SimonCHulse, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Māmā takiwātanga @michaelakhulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
As a human, who cares about humans, I am saddened to think that all Arabs in and around #Israel will be made to pay for the sins of one #hijacker. Again. #Politics #News #hijacking #Racism
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pope Innocent III,who died in 1216, spoke of a certain kind of older man, who is "easily provoked", "will believe anything and question nothing", is "stingy and greedy" and "praises the good old days and hates the present." Reform UK's voter base has been knocking around for a very long time.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
I don’t know if you have heard of the band “the Sidh” before, but if you haven’t, check this out immediately: www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2SIzfZwLLo… #music #bagpipes
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
I *would* go knock on this door to tell them that their headlights have been left on… except there’s an unleashed dog. If you know owner of RQW554, please let them know. #LowerHutt #Wellington #NewZealand #Aotearoa
Dark coloured Suzuki Swift with the numberplate RQW554 parked in the driveway with the headlights on
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
I *would* go knock on this door to tell them that their headlights have been left on… except there’s an unleashed dog. If you know owner of RQW554, please let them know. #LowerHutt #Wellington #NewZealand #Aotearoa
Dark coloured Suzuki Swift with the numberplate RQW554 parked in the driveway with the headlights on
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
What do we think, Mastodon? This 8 for $8.88 deal has been on my dairy wall for *months*. Of course, I know it *should* have some lines coloured in to show the actual deal, but since they haven’t done it, I think this interpretation is on the side of the angels? […] [Original post on mastodon.nz]
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Unconventional use of a slide-away broom rack #parenting #toddlers #dad #mum
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Rach "pumpkin spice butt girl" @ykantrachelread.social.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
"okay, we concede that this technology will result in bad things. but that's just because it's so cool and badass!" is something that I expect to hear from ten year olds playing with robot toys, not from the alleged Great Men who essentially run our economy
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Unconventional use of a slide-away broom rack #parenting #toddlers #dad #mum
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
I’ve seen two S #numberplates in the last week. The first two I’ve seen were “SAD” “SAQ” #licenseplates #Wellington #NewZealand
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Arrived at Avalon Park to give the kids a play. #UrbanArrowAdventures #UrbanArrow #Quaxing #Bike #Cycling #Bikes #Wellington #LowerHutt #CargoBike #BikeTooter
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Terrible Maps :bot: @terriblemaps.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Countries by how New Zealand they are
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
What do you call it when tiny bugs get into your macaroni? Anty-pasto. #dadjoke #dadjokes Credit to @MichaelaKHulse for helping me come up with this one
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Can we have Jacinda back now, please? #NZPol
Screenshot of a Stuff poll showing preferred prime minister among the voters in the poll. 
Christopher Luxon is at 13%, Chris Hipkins is at 8%, Winston Peters is at 7%, David Seymour is at 6%, Chloe Swarbrick is at 12%, Quilae Wong is at 5%, and finally, Jacinda Ardern is at 49%.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
I don’t know if you have heard of the band “the Sidh” before, but if you haven’t, check this out immediately: www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2SIzfZwLLo… #music #bagpipes
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Māmā takiwātanga @michaelakhulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
I ako tetahi #tūi i Te Ngaengae ki te waiata te waiata o tetahi pūoro. He ataahua hoki te pūoro ina waiatatia e te tuī. A tuī in Naenae has learned to mimic an alarm sound. Even alarms can sound beautiful when sung by a tuī. #Māori #NewZealand #Aotearoa
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Is it too much for hope that David Seymour and perhaps even Winston Peters are named in Nicky Hager’s new book, up to some illegal funny business that makes them both have to quit politics and retire to Antarctica? #NZPOL
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juliette @juliette.mastodon.green.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Opposition to better cycling infrastructure by (usually right wing) city councils is mind-blowing because: - it's a rare climate mitigation that many citizens are happy about; - compared to car infrastructure, it is VERY cheap and saves so much money; - it is a very effective way to reduce road […]
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😀🚲 @enobacon.urbanists.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
just one more lane bro #InducedDemand #FuckCars #geometryHatesCars #CarsRuinCities www.youtube.com/watch?v=yldwVg7D1Uw
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Have officially ditched the buggy as all crap Ice Cubes for Mastodon, and switching to “Mona Classic” which is *not* a subscription- one-off $50 for Family access to all features on iPhone, iPad and Mac. So both me and @MichaelaKHulse can benefit! Mona 7 requires a subscription but the previous […]
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Have officially ditched the buggy as all crap Ice Cubes for Mastodon, and switching to “Mona Classic” which is *not* a subscription- one-off $50 for Family access to all features on iPhone, iPad and Mac. So both me and @MichaelaKHulse can benefit! Mona 7 requires a subscription but the previous […]
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
We got a new fence. I started #painting the first coat yesterday afternoon. Did about 8m, out of a 34m length. Waiting on the neighbour to decide what colour they want the capping. #garden #DIY #colour #color
Panorama new timber fence, with a single coat of green paint along it.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Can someone explain to me why bots that boost hashtags on mastodon exist? If people want to follow a hashtag, they can follow that hashtag.
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Harold Jarche @harold.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@glynmoody/11730337… "For every 10cm of vehicle height, the odds of a pedestrian death rise by 11 per cent."
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
We got a new fence. I started #painting the first coat yesterday afternoon. Did about 8m, out of a 34m length. Waiting on the neighbour to decide what colour they want the capping. #garden #DIY #colour #color
Panorama new timber fence, with a single coat of green paint along it.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Can someone explain to me why bots that boost hashtags on mastodon exist? If people want to follow a hashtag, they can follow that hashtag.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
#Wordle 1,920 4/6* 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Whoa! Thought that was gonna be a 2!
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Kevin Pluck @kevpluck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stop voting for parties that promise tax cuts.
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Māmā takiwātanga @michaelakhulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Ko te Rātapu! It’s Sunday! Today, I’ll share some kupu for the māra, the garden. Plant - tipu Tree - rākau Dirt/soil - oneone Flower - putiputi Trampoline - papa tūpeke Slide - retireti Swing - tārere Sandpit - Rua kirikiri or Pouaka onepū We’re planning to […] [Original post on mastodon.nz]
A toddler in a red checkered shirt stands next to a lavender bush. Trees are in the background.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
One of my favourite easy meals to cook and create a few days’ worth of leftovers: “mince, with stuff in it.” It varies depending on what’s in the kitchen, but today’s stuff: diced onion, garlic, and mushrooms; plus 340g beef mince, finely chopped celery, few […] [Original post on mastodon.nz]
A big pan of mince and veggies simmering on an induction hob.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
One of my favourite easy meals to cook and create a few days’ worth of leftovers: “mince, with stuff in it.” It varies depending on what’s in the kitchen, but today’s stuff: diced onion, garlic, and mushrooms; plus 340g beef mince, finely chopped celery, few […] [Original post on mastodon.nz]
A big pan of mince and veggies simmering on an induction hob.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Veggie prepping for dinner later, and upon opening a normal looking round onion and taking off one layer on the top which had a yucky bit on it, underneath, inside the onion, was a “clove” of onion. When I clove it in half (ha ha) I found its own distinct onion rings inside.
My hand holding what looks like a giant garlic clove which is actually a piece of onion, found inside an onion beneath the top layer. My hand holding the clove from previous picture cut in half showing distinct rings.
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Māmā takiwātanga @michaelakhulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Ko te Rāhoroi! It’s Saturday! My tamariki are busy playing. Let’s learn some kupu for things in our ruma tākaro - play rooms Whare tāre - doll house Taonga tākaro - toys Pae pukapuka - bookshelf Poro - blocks Poro kapiti - connecting blocks (duplo) Newanewa - soft toys Panga - puzzles We’re […]
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
I just noticed that garlic in its natural form, is both cloven together, and cloven apart.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Veggie prepping for dinner later, and upon opening a normal looking round onion and taking off one layer on the top which had a yucky bit on it, underneath, inside the onion, was a “clove” of onion. When I clove it in half (ha ha) I found its own distinct onion rings inside.
My hand holding what looks like a giant garlic clove which is actually a piece of onion, found inside an onion beneath the top layer. My hand holding the clove from previous picture cut in half showing distinct rings.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually share but today I got a “W” for “Wordle”! #Wordle 1,917 5/6* ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Anna Haunthro @annaanthro.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
To celebrate Talk like a Pirate Day on Sept 19, @grammargirl Grammar Girl Mignon Fogarty posted a great etymology adventure tracing words like Arr and Shiver Me Timbers! youtube.com/watch?v=E_4I3DxwxQM&si=…
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😀🚲 @enobacon.urbanists.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
r ye ready for talk like a pirate day
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Truly multimodal, how all routes everywhere should be… although the cars should be last priority, not first as seen here. I’ll take it though since it’s far better than the alternative. Train line is hidden behind the trees. Pictured here riding in Lower Hutt on […] [Original post on mastodon.nz]
Image shows a view from behind the Han of a Dutch-style cargo bike, with a white plastic basket secured by a blue strop. Underneath, barely visible is a white 10L sealed bucket of paint and two bags of play sand among other items. 

The background features a cycle lane lined with greenery, a street, a footpath on the far side, and bicycles marked on the path. The weather is bright and sunny.
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's been a while, so... Posting this for no other reason than to get more Looney Tunes circulating on Bluesky.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Truly multimodal, how all routes everywhere should be… although the cars should be last priority, not first as seen here. I’ll take it though since it’s far better than the alternative. Train line is hidden behind the trees. Pictured here riding in Lower Hutt on […] [Original post on mastodon.nz]
Image shows a view from behind the Han of a Dutch-style cargo bike, with a white plastic basket secured by a blue strop. Underneath, barely visible is a white 10L sealed bucket of paint and two bags of play sand among other items. 

The background features a cycle lane lined with greenery, a street, a footpath on the far side, and bicycles marked on the path. The weather is bright and sunny.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Amazing. A site in Auckland using Base44 (#AI website builder) accidentally left the site open for the general public to edit and hasn’t been able to get control back yet. Serves them right. www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/361034088/c…
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Chaos after Auckland store leaves website open for the public to edit
An Auckland convenience store is in the midst of an ongoing online battle after inadvertently allowing its website to be edited by the general public.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
I am in favour of stopping having “no smoking areas” and making designated “smoking *only here* areas” with ways of stopping me and my kids having to second-hand smoke. In the meantime, can we please police the no smoking areas better so people actually listen to them?
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
I am in favour of stopping having “no smoking areas” and making designated “smoking *only here* areas” with ways of stopping me and my kids having to second-hand smoke. In the meantime, can we please police the no smoking areas better so people actually listen to them?
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Māmā takiwātanga @michaelakhulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Mōrena, ko te Tūrei! It’s Tuesday! Let’s learn the kupu for some things we all have in our Kīhini, in our kitchens. Umu- oven Tō - stovetop Kāpata - cupboard Pouaka makariri - fridge Pākatio - freezer Mīhini horoi rīhi - dishwasher Puoto - sink Papa kai - […] [Original post on mastodon.nz]
A dollhouse kitchen. A label above the dining room says “Wharekai” and above the kitchen equipment, another says “Kīhini” furniture is labeled “tēpu” (table) “turu” (chair) “Hautō” (drawers) “umu” (oven) and “pae” (shelf). A blonde woman cooks eggs at the umu, a firefighter in uniform stands in uniform in front of the “pouaka makariri”
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
In our #family we foster #scientific #curiosity from a young age. In this case, a shirt I found at the op shop last month, it’s literal 😉 #science #kids #clothes #toddlers
A child wearing a yellow "Curiosity Space Explorer" t-shirt with a picture of the above named rover is lying on a floral-patterned bedspread, with one arm extended and a leg being held by the person behind the camera (to make sure it doesn’t obscure the photo by kicking). The child's face is redacted by a smiling emoji. The setting appears casual and playful.
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Māmā takiwātanga @michaelakhulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Mōrena, Welcome to Māori Language week with Te Reo Tākaro! ko te Māne! It’s Monday! Let’s learn the names of the rooms in our whare. Kitchen - Kīhini or kauta Lounge - Ruma noho or Ruma hāneanea Play room - Ruma tākaro Bedroom - Ruma moe Bathroom - Ruma horoi […] [Original post on mastodon.nz]
A dollhouse divided into rooms, featuring various miniature figures and furniture. Each room is color-coded and labeled in Māori, depicting different activities and settings such as a living area, bedrooms, and a kitchen.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
In our #family we foster #scientific #curiosity from a young age. In this case, a shirt I found at the op shop last month, it’s literal 😉 #science #kids #clothes #toddlers
A child wearing a yellow "Curiosity Space Explorer" t-shirt with a picture of the above named rover is lying on a floral-patterned bedspread, with one arm extended and a leg being held by the person behind the camera (to make sure it doesn’t obscure the photo by kicking). The child's face is redacted by a smiling emoji. The setting appears casual and playful.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: @simonchulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Petition for the new mass noun, “a hui of tūī.” Photo from u/pottsynz on r/Wellington #BloomScrolling #kōwhai #trees #tree #tūī #hui #Wellington #LowerHutt #Aotearoa #NewZealand
A huge kowhai tree with thousands of flowers and more than ten tūī clambering all over it drinking the nectar.
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