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Simon Carline

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Another place for Dad posts and MUFC despair.

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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
So you’re meaning to tell me that United aren’t actually ‘back’ yet? Well I never…
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Losing the will to live trying to find one last ticket for tomorrow night 😩
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Either my Spotify app is having a bit of a moment, or the #MUFC sadness has well and truly washed over the Talk of the Devils lads.
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Boy do I hope there are a load of Bucharest tickets waiting to make themselves known in the next couple of weeks 🙏🏻 #MUFC
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Wonder how many people out there paid £66 a pop/£200 in total to watch us lose 3 home games in a row, in December of all times. If that doesn’t destroy ticket demand, nothing will.
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Happy to see this new Sir Alex doc cover things beyond the treble. Feels like every one produced about United recently stops at 99 and ignores the following 14 years 🤷🏻‍♂️ #MUFC
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Way too often, this team looks like nothing more than a bunch of glorified idiots. Same mistakes, over and over again.
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It’s new shirt day for Iris! The old one is being retired now that Ella Toone has very kindly signed it to go up on the wall with her United flag 🫶🇾🇪 We’re going to get it framed with a Wembley photo and a print of Tooney’s wonder goal. Thank you, Ella! #MUFC #MUWomen
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
We are the pride of all Europe, the cock of the North etc etc…🤦🏻‍♂️
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Untold amounts of dogshit goalkeeping in this game. Fucked it.
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
It’s on like donkey kong here!
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Surely that Rashford Instagram story thing is fake?
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Scoreline aside, thought United looked dangerous for the majority of that half. They will play into our hands by default - just need to be clinical with chances.
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Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Pep is gouging the fuck out of his fod tonight!
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
You fucking beauty!!!!!
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
There’s not a single second of any day when I don’t have the music from the crash site level of Astro Bot in my head.
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Wordle 1,270 3/6 🤘🏻 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Game #30 of this kid’s football journey was a good one! 🇾🇪 She’s comfortably been to more games at 6 years old than I’d done by 20. Even started a few chants on Sunday 😄 #MUFC #MUWomen
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No Question About That @nqatpod.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The post Arsenal pod talking about corners, rainbows and Kath Phipps. Enjoy. Podcast apps and Spotify podfollow.com/no-question-... YouTube linktw.in/ovNVGd
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Arsenal genuinely don’t seem bothered whether any of their shots come to anything. If they get a deflection and a corner, they’re absolutely buzzin. Fair fucks to them, but it ain’t particularly pretty.
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Iris just called me to her room cause she needed something, as I’m leaving to turn off the light she asks me what score United was. Told her to guess, she says 5-0, tell her it was 4, she gives me a high five. Doing something right ❤️🇾🇪
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
NQAT is gold standard MUFC content week after week. Get on it.
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Many will undoubtedly disagree, but I felt it was nice to see Maguire get handed the armband when Bruno went off today. Never got anywhere near after being stripped of it by ETH but he is definitely still one of the few leaders in the squad. #MUFC
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Are we all happy to settle down and watch MOTD2 tonight?
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
In my opinion, Manchester City must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances and defending.
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Up the 4-0 FC Reds! 🇾🇪 #MUFC
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Busby would like everyone to know that he now identifies as a Uni-Collie 🦄🐾
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This is probably oversimplifying things, but the remaining 3% of tickets for home games would bring in around £145k for 2200 tickets at £66. 13 home games in the diary at the moment, so call it £1.9m with a large chunk of that going back to ST holders if they’re returns. What’s the point? #MUFC
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Dave @davemt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Despite claims that 97% of tickets have been sold, United have suddenly released thousands of tickets for Newcastle, Southampton and Brighton at £66 each. This is greed. Do not buy.
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Dale O’Donnell @daleod.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Manchester United raise ticket prices for Members 💰 ⬇️ strettynews.com/2024/11/26/m...
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Manchester United raise ticket costs for Members in shameful act against fans
Manchester United decide to raise match tickets for Members to £66 per game for the remainder of the season, without consulting fan groups.
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
😬🇳🇱
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Going of the club’s own figures, United members make up around 30% of the 76000 at Old Trafford every game. United have just stuck two fingers up at thousands and thousands of fans with these hiked return prices. This needs reversing now. #MUFC
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
That ‘Baller League’ thing sounds absolutely fucking awful
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
£66 tickets, regardless of location in the stadium would be an absolute disgrace. Imagine paying that to sit in up the gods of the SAF stand. Absolute kick in the nads for loyal members. #MUFC
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Premier League Years 2012/2013? Go on then.
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
When are they introducing the ‘same advert every three posts’ feature on BlueSky?
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Absolute dedication to the Friday Dinnertime Dog Walk Pint.
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Decent looking crowd at Altrincham tonight for United’s Under 21s. Anyone know if away tickets were sold for it? They’re at Rochdale in 2 weeks in the same competition but I can’t see anything on sale. #MUFC
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The little lady’s sick day off school has doubled up as her own private snow day 🌨️
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’m not having Lee Carsley’s time in charge of England being called an ‘era’. The only acceptable description is a ‘stint’ and nothing else. Thanks for reading.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Your #ThreeLions XI! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Ireland probably should’ve had a penalty I’d say.
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Turner and Terland there trying to pull the free kick trick that Villa pulled against us at Old Trafford last year…not quite as effective though 😄 #MUWomen #MUFC
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Did anyone else get brought up by these ‘Manchester United on Video’ VHS tapes? Simpler times. ❤️🇾🇪 #MUFC
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Simon Carline @simoncarline.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Paul Scholes is 50 and I just gained unbridled joy from doing a tip run. Where is time going?
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MUST - the Manchester United Supporters Trust @imust.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Another MUFC - Manchester United - starter pack go.bsky.app/2fFuJU9 #mufc #manutd #manchesterunited
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Sarah @sarahmbvb.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A question - What was your first game at OT? I'll start - United v Boca Juniors in a friendly 2002. We won 2 0. A great start. This is why I follow Boca too. ❤️🤍🖤
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Si Lloyd @smnllyd5.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My book came out at a terrible time, really. Was relying on my own Twitter to plug it, but then they removed my verification and reach plummeted as a result. So buy my book for a Christmas present or something. It’s a bit cheaper now anyway. www.amazon.co.uk/United-Dad-F...
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United with Dad: Fatherhood, Football Fandom and Memories of Manchester United – The Perfect Gift for Manchester United Fans!: Amazon.co.uk: Simon Lloyd: 9781801504607: Books
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