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Jonny Sharples

@jonnygabriel.bsky.social
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Jonny Sharples (English pronunciation: /ˈdʒɒni ˈʃɑːpəlz/) is an 'online joker'[1] and an ambassador for @theCALMzone.[2] He is a great blueskyer.[citation needed]

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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I first got the call-up I thought it was one of the lads winding me up! No but seriously, incredibly proud to make an appearance on Football Clichés. It's something every quizzer with posters of George Caulkin on their wall dreams about, an absolute honour.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bring on Norway 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Go and see your favourite bands before it's too late. Even if that means standing with a busted knee in an emo sweatbox on an industrial estate on a Friday afternoon.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The perfect Friday night film.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I've really been getting into those Criterion Closet videos recently.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Trying out a new prompt on Hinge.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Two weeks. Two gigs. Two of the best bands making music right now.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Ready for the trick or treaters 🎃👻
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
📸 US Open champion Carlos Alcaraz pays tribute to former Southampton and England footballer Matt Le Tissier in new Instagram post.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
How Sky Sports News pretend Deadline Day is going to go vs. How Deadline Day actually goes.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The Cymru Premier has become the first major European football league to award part of its live broadcasting rights in the United Kingdom to content creators, with The Famileigh — a TikTok channel hosted by the Leigh family — to show matches this season.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Yeah, this Instagram Story tells me everything I need to know. He's gone.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
First draft of my @officialfpl.bsky.social team. Should be a good one.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
👀
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Has anyone else been getting this?
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The rest of Newcastle's transfer window.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
🚨💣 BREAKING: Amelia Earhart has informed Newcastle of her desire to explore a move this summer. Club became aware of American's plans during a séance last night, as @craighope-dm.bsky.social reports. Newcastle have already re-started exploring a move for a top aviator in the market. 👀
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The Magpies play Arsenal in Singapore on Sunday before two more pre-season games in South Korea next week.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Looks like I've been called up for Drury service.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I'm semi-retired from social media nowadays but I took a photo of one of my cats looking handsome so I thought I would share it.
A long haired ginger and white cat lying on a tree and looking into the camera.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Listen, play along, and - if you have the authority - recommission Sky One's Dream Team.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
An absolute thrill to appear on one of my favourite podcasts and finally put my years spent on Sporcle to good use. Sign up to their Patreon to give it a listen.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
“What are they celebrating like that for? Fireworks? It's embarrassing. You'd think these boys had never seen a New Year before the way they're carrying on.”
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Best of 2024 Albums: It's Sorted (Cheekface), Restorations (Restorations) Song: Good Luck, Babe! (Chappell Roan) TV: Big Boys, Baby Reindeer, The Traitors, Gladiators Podcasts: The Screen Rot Podcast, Football Clichés, Career We Go, Ed Gamble & Matthew Crosby on Radio X
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
These are my favourite posts, formerly known as tweets, from X, formerly known as Twitter, that I done this year (2024). medium.com/@JonnyGabrie...
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My Favourite Tweets Of My Own Tweets 2024
Another banner year on X, formerly known as Twitter
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Hang on, why is Jools Holland's Hootenanny line-up just the Portsmouth starting XI from the 2008 FA Cup final?
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
As a further cost cutting measure, Jim Ratcliffe has announced that Manchester United mascot Fred the Red will be humanely destroyed.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Can't wait to get stuck into this.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Scrooge's Fitbit.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My brother loved Preston North End. Deepdale is where he made many happy memories: with me, with his friends, with strangers. Cheering goals. Celebrating victories. Then, ten years ago today, he died by suicide. This is his story. youtu.be/1DIGtU19a8Q?...
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SIMON'S STORY | Ten Years On
YouTube video by pnefcofficial
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Santa Paws is coming to town.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
This is a sincere question: Where are the next generation of football meme makers?
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
BREAKING: Rebels have toppled the Guardiola regime, former dictator believed to have fled to Russia.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
“Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp. How easily those three have gone down is nothing short of a disgrace. They've embarrassed themselves today.”
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Looking back, this was a much better gift than the terrible necklace.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Luigi Mangione (born 21 July 1998) is an Italian professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or left winger for EFL Championship club Watford, on loan from Serie A club Udinese.[1]
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The former Wigan Athletic and Tottenham Hotspur defender had been odds-on favourite to take over presenting duties on the BBC One cookery show.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
???
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Here are a bunch of records from 2024 that I've listened to and enjoyed. You should listen to them too, enjoyment is optional.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Every single year Spotify just make up new genres.
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
???
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This is the story of my big stupid cat...
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Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This terrible Real Madrid performance can mean only one thing.
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