Reposted by SimonTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41119613108
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Since I got back from holiday last month I’ve had a persistent ear infection that’s causing a lot of discomfort, not to mention very loud tinnitus. The GP has done what they can, and I’m fortunate to have seen an ENT doctor who has identified nasal polyps (almost certainly linked to the problem). 100
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My daughter is out on Thursdays until 9pm so I’m on strict #Traitors curfew until she’s back and we watch on catch up. 000
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just had my text read out on 5 Live Drive. This means I’m famous now. 110
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I used to live in Romford, not far from Gidea Park. #totp 010
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ve never heard this oasis song before, and tbh I wish that was still true. #totp 030
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Looks like police have found the body of that little boy, Noah. How unbelievably sad. 000
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I wasn’t rooting for Leeds to win this but now I hope they score again and push Newcastle below us in the table. 110
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Nice assist from Morato in that West Ham goal. Happy for him. Also I missed that Joe Worrall moved to Wrexham. Thought he was at Burnley? #nffc 211
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I never felt close my Jewish family but since building my family tree on Ancestry and discovering that my great-grandparents were Hyman and Fanny I can’t think about much else. 120
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Like many of you, I remember 9/11 as it happened. I was at work where we had a lot of TVs all tuned to the news, and our new boss was based in NYC so there was extra worry. We know so much about that day now but at the time it was just all so confusing and surreal. 000
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Disappointing not to get 3 points today. The kids and I are going to the Coventry game in 2 weeks’ time so that’ll surely bring the team a much needed boost and a win at home for the first time in ages. #coyr #nffc 000
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Gazza in his dressing gown carrying a fishing rod, a cooked chicken and a 4 pack of tins. 020
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 31/08/2026One of my mum’s oldest friends died recently. Sadly mum’s dementia has caused so much confusion she’s seemingly indifferent which is really hard to witness. Mum isn’t really mum anymore.. she’s become a bitter, resentful person and I’m at a bit of a loss about how to deal with that. 000
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 29/08/2026To cheer ourselves up about being home from holiday we’ve watched Hamnet. That did the trick. 110
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A point’s a point. Didn’t see the game but happy with the result. #nffc 140
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Jolene is so deeply rooted in my mind today. What a brilliant song. The guitar lick is a thing of beauty and those harmonies are sublime. I feel more sad about Dolly today - just thinking about what a decent human being she was in a world full of egotists. 010
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Almost didn’t recognise myself in the photo Irene took of me earlier. We visited Noto in southern Sicily and then popped in to Syracuse on the way home to Mascalucia. I’m now driving like a local.. roundabouts are just a suggestion to Italian drivers. 220
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Apple: it looks like you’re in bright sunlight so we’re going to make your screen dark so that you can’t see it. 000
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 21/08/2026We’re on Day 4 of our Sicilian adventure. We’ve run the local supermarket dry on Prosecco so may need to go further afield for supplies. Love an afternoon wine-induced nap by the pool. 000
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’m looking forward to Taiwo scoring the winning goal against Arsenal tonight. 010
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It’s my scientific conclusion that citronella does absolutely fuck all when it comes to repelling insects. 020
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 17/08/2026We had a two hour delay on the tarmac this morning because of Etna. The pilot let me go and chat to him in the cabin like I’m 7 🧑✈️ 😀 020
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Currently drinking wine while gazing at clouds above Mount Etna #sicily 010
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Good luck with the Sky Blues Taiwo and thank you www.nottinghamforest.co.uk/news/2026/au...nottinghamforest.co.ukAWONIYI JOINS COVENTRY CITYAWONIYI JOINS COVENTRY CITY 010
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I’m gutted about this.. so much for lessons being learned from the past. 000
Reposted by SimonSunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 14/08/2026RIP Jason Arday, 1985-2026. He has been found dead shortly after his resignation as a University of Cambridge professor, after scrutiny of academic standards & his biographical exaggerations made him the central character in an ongoing national media frenzy www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukJason Arday: Former Cambridge university professor found deadHis family said it was "in shock to have lost this amazing father, partner, brother, uncle and son" after the academic was found dead in London on Friday. 87810
Reposted by SimonStephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 14/08/2026What a grubby little media morality play this has all been. My thoughts to his family. 1151338
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The amount of faffing about one has to do before going on holiday makes the actual holiday even more of a necessity. 110
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 13/08/2026We had an excellent night at the WFCG last night. Only 11k fans so the atmosphere was a little different but it was a great crowd and we won 2-1 against Bayer Leverkusen. I hope that won’t be our first and last trip to see #nffc this year - tickets are so hard to get. 0130
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Irene and I are going to Sicily soon.. not far from Etna which is currently erupting 😳 110
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Does anyone else have a Sony Bravia telly that’s been borked by a recent software update? Mine was great before that but now it’s very much not. 000
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Came back from the car boot with these classics for £5 plus a free box of 80s singles that Matilda is now trawling through. Gotta love War of the Worlds. 010
Reposted by SimonPrivate Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 03/08/2026To get the bigger picture, remember IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK! Experience the Eye as it’s meant to be seen… in print! New edition with subscribers from Wednesday - or you can make the epic voyage to your local shop. 227654
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Water just fell from the sky and it was like the magic of snow. 000
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I’ve watched two All-Ireland finals in the last two weeks and the teams I was hoping would win have won both. Mayo Men last week and Galway Women today. Also I love that the winning captains give a speech after lifting the cup. 210
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Went to see Brand New Day last night and it’s very good. There’s a debate in my house about the what the last line from Ned means, but it was surely deliberately done that way. 000
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Is it just me that sees an offer for something cheap online but at the checkout it’s almost another 50% on top for postage. It puts me off even though if they charged 50% more in the first place and had free postage I’d probably buy it. 000
Simon @simon3862.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I’ve been away camping in the Cotswolds with my kids since Sunday. I think this is officially the hottest, driest camping holiday we’ve ever had. Also had the most expensive pub meal ever. Burgers at the Farmers Dog yesterday were an absolute bargain in comparison. 000