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simian-at-large.bsky.social

@simian-at-large.bsky.social
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grumpy old curmudgeon. Still trying to live down Cincinnati upbringing. Also known as "monkeyface" or "Trotsky", if that helps.

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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Period! 🙌🏼 #eattherich #Pinks
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The FDA has confirmed that the only safe thing left to eat is the rich.
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
turn me on, dead man
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
such a nice story - thanks for posting, and the follow.
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Run by private prison companies for profit.
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
As cogent as the senator's comments are, I believe the section on the Pentagon's Economic Development unit is far more deserving of wide-spread focus than mere political comments. As always, follow the money.
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Curt @curtisma.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel
Alt: Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
That was the inspiration for this:
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 15/06/2026
'If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.' John Waters
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
or, rather:
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
How exactly does a small nation with virtually no energy, no fuel pose a serious security risk to the US?
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Just George Oh 🤘😎💨 @timmytwoshirts.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Hey, Gym - I got one just as plausible: he did it at the hotel where Reagan was shot and...and on the day before her birthday because he wanted to impress Melania!
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MoJoJuju @xoey1.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
We need to start working on this...👍
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AnthropoceneMPG 🌊 @anthropocenempg.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Amanda Ungaro was deported to Brazil. Paolo Zampoli who has a son with Ungaro used his contacts with ICE to deport her. She has declared war on Melania, her former friend.
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Frees him up to take over as Secy of State when Rubio becomes proconsul of Cuba.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Has he decided this is his "warrior uniform"? Isn't this exactly what he wore for his 2:30AM announcement and the next morning at his plane?
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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
We’re gonna need a bigger guillotine.
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Oh, Please! It's the 21st Century - it will be QR codes.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
ohmfg
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
What rowboat? Where? I don't see any boat, do you?
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
more to the point - what percentage are NOT?
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Yeah, and while yer at it, leave Minneapolis alone!
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I drive through this intersection all the time. If you are not in Minneapolis, just try to imagine: this is happening all around you, all over your ENTIRE city, every day and you can't know who's next.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make it viral.
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
yeah, well, so much for "full & fair" investigation: Mn state version of FBI just "reluctantly" pulled back from it while FBI freezes them out.
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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make it viral.
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
What hospital? What were his injuries? what is his NAME?
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
why does this come to mind ...
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
But is he Somali? Well, then ...
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
If there's a next time, reply "It's coal for you this year, fool."
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Brett Kavanaugh's "minor inconvience" now includes beating people up and cutting off their wedding rings for [checks notes] "observing ICE from a distance."
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
per Google AI: During a 2017 visit to the USS Arizona Memorial at Pearl Harbor, President Donald Trump reportedly asked his then-Chief of Staff John Kelly, "Hey, John, what's this all about? What's this a tour of?"
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
More rope, please - give them more rope...
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Fitting that it opens on a shot of a couple of horse's asses.
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Don't be ridiculous - it's Biden's fault.
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
the King Donald version.
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
What does it say when even MTG is more gracious than this alleged Christian?
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God @thegodshow.com · 19/10/2025
Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isn’t allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think that’s gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed. THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!
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StacesCases2 🇨🇦 📎 @stacescases2.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
A government is a body of people usually and NOTABLY UNgoverned. Captain Mal Reynolds, #Firefly
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a man in a dark room with the words love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down below him
ALT: a man in a dark room with the words love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down below him
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
He's really bad at this, isn't he?
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
where-is-the-money???? Did the agents and the dept. just let him KEEP it, hoping it would be evidence in a bribery case that never happened? Is the FBI even trying to "recover" it?
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simian-at-large.bsky.social @simian-at-large.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
That's Covington, KY police. Kentucky border extends across Ohio River to banks on Ohio side.
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JohnnyMangu @johnnybarbu.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....
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StacesCases2 🇨🇦 📎 @stacescases2.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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