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Elizabeth the Sillymoose

@sillymoose7.bsky.social
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Be a nice human :) She/her. Lover of whimsy. Puppy parent to Aster. Lactose intolerant to Sacred Cows (& actual milk)

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[a man talking about protections from bears] [me] yeah but ur in its home tho
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry, a true original.
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
some of you don't have enough whimsy
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've never liked Buc-ees and I'm not unhappy to be vindicated. www.fox4news.com/news/buc-ees...
fox4news.com
Buc-ee’s CEO signals expansion shift away from blue states that ‘don’t appreciate’ chain
Buc-ee’s CEO suggested recently that the Texas-based travel center chain may be done looking into blue districts, saying some communities do not appreciate what the company brings while conservative s...
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly, one of the best humans to ever live.
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Lena (they/them) 🩷💛🩵 @petalsketch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Most Days I Want to Live Gabrielle Calvocoressi 🩷
Most Days I Want to Live
Gabrielle Calvocoressi
Not all days. But most days I do. Most days the garden's almost enough: little pink flowers on the sage, even though the man said we couldn't eat it. Not this kind. And I said.
Then, gosh. What's the point?
The flowers themselves, I suppose. The rain came
and then the hail came and my love brought them in. Even tipped over they look optimistic.
I know it's too late to envy the flowers. That century's over and done. And hope?
That's a jinx. But I did set them right. I patted them a little.
And prayed for myself, which is embarrassing to admit in this day and age. But I did it.
Because no one was looking or listening anyway.
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
pls pls pls happen in threes
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Guess whattt 🙃
Evolving from violent language meme
Instead of: I have a concussion, I'm concussed, my brain is bruised, I'm in my concussion era, my concussion may affect the quality of my work
Say this: I'm in my bonked up state, I'm all bonked up, I've got a brain bonk, it's serving gonked gourd, getting my concussy slonked silly style
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Pride month off to a very mean start so far. Fender bender, then my grandpa passing away? 😭 Pack it up, we're fast forwarding this shit
Hello kitty meme that says "and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break"
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Pride month off to a very mean start so far. Fender bender, then my grandpa passing away? 😭 Pack it up, we're fast forwarding this shit
Hello kitty meme that says "and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break"
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride everyone! 🥳 Whether you're "out" or not, feel "queer enough" or not, or maybe you're still questioning, you belong 💖 Starting mine off a little shitty after a fender bender, but I guess it can only get better 🙃
Pride Snoopy and Woodstock
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
And if anyone wants to treat their favorite bi/demi sillymoose to a lil somethin 👀 here's this or dm for venmo/paypal www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
amazon.com
Check out my list on Amazon
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride everyone! 🥳 Whether you're "out" or not, feel "queer enough" or not, or maybe you're still questioning, you belong 💖 Starting mine off a little shitty after a fender bender, but I guess it can only get better 🙃
Pride Snoopy and Woodstock
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I hope all mothers have the Mother’s Day that they deserve
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Okay, so this is why they revived heroin chic
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
THEY'RE MAKING A COMEBACK OMG THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Toys R UsLittle stand thingy of Geoffrey
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The student becomes the master('s degree) 😌🎓 PLUS it's my bday too so I'm another year older AND another degree hotter 🥳
Me basking in the sun wearing my grad garb, greenery in the background Me showing off my master's hood
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Aster liked my silly new hat until it was on him lol 🎓
Aster wearing my graduation cap but he's looking up at it nervously (in a cute funny way)
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Just in case, no pressure 💕 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The student becomes the master('s degree) 😌🎓 PLUS it's my bday too so I'm another year older AND another degree hotter 🥳
Me basking in the sun wearing my grad garb, greenery in the background Me showing off my master's hood
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Aster liked my silly new hat until it was on him lol 🎓
Aster wearing my graduation cap but he's looking up at it nervously (in a cute funny way)
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Both bday *AND* graduation ceremony tomorrow 🥳 gonna be busy but yay!!!
media.tenor.com
a drawing of a person holding a bunch of colored pencils in their mouth .
Alt: GIF of the yippee autism creature meme thing with confetti
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Just in case, absolutely no pressure www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
amazon.com
Check out my list on Amazon
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Both bday *AND* graduation ceremony tomorrow 🥳 gonna be busy but yay!!!
media.tenor.com
a drawing of a person holding a bunch of colored pencils in their mouth .
Alt: GIF of the yippee autism creature meme thing with confetti
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You'll never guess what I just scored for free (neighbor moving out) 👀 A PORTABLE DVD PLAYER, WITH AN EXTRA SCREEN TOO 🥳 physical media for the win
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
They should invent a stairmaster where you go down the stairs
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Happy 4/20 to all those who celebrate 💚🥳
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Late morning munchies should be called brunchies
Pancakes covered in banana, strawberry, blueberry, and chocolate chips
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 15/04/2026
This is Maya. She just graduated from obedience training. May have gotten a little carried away while celebrating. 12/10 (IG: mayalapitbull)
a light brown pit bull wearing a maroon shirt sits with her ears pinned back and looks up in our direction. a hand is holding a chewed up certificate in the foreground. the signed certificate is for completion of basic obedience, and it's filled out to Maya la Pitbull. in her obedience class she was taught not to eat homework, but no one said anything about diplomas.
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Lena (they/them) 🩷💛🩵 @petalsketch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
ages 15-19. FIFTEEN to NINETEEN. they really do want us all barefoot and pregnant and too exhausted by caretaking to revolt, goddamn
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
PSA for any Handmaid's Tale fans, the first few episodes of The Testaments are out!!!
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
clocking in at the yearning factory
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'm never using any of this shit. That's literally protected healthcare information. It's not going anywhere remotely near ai, and I would honestly have concerns about how any therapist who does use it plans to safeguard confidentiality.
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Sara Bellum 🧠 @sarabellum4.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The itsy bitsy spider is Sisyphus for babies
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Lena (they/them) 🩷💛🩵 @petalsketch.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
what are apples but a mere vessel for peanut butter
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I hope this Easter you have somewhere inclusive to celebrate if you want to 🫶 (or peace from any annoying relatives if you don't want to)
Jesus at the Gay Bar, a poem by Jay Hulme

He's here in the midst of it—
right at the centre of the dance floor,
robes hitched up to His knees
to make it easy to spin.

At some point in the evening 
a boy will touch the hem of His robe 
and beg to be healed, beg to be
anything other than this;

and He will reach His arms out,
sweat-damp, and weary from dance. 
He'll cup this boy's face in His hand 
and say,

my beautiful child
there is nothing in this heart of yours 
that ever needs to be healed.Mary Magdalene and the Gardener, a poem by Jay Hulme

At first Mary thought He was a gardener, 
this miraculous Son.
She saw the dirt under His nails
through the tears in her eyes,
and saw not the grave, but the bringer of life;

And how was she wrong, then?

This woman wrapped in grief,
who saw the dirt of a borrowed tomb,
and thought at first of things which bloom;
Which turn their heads to the sun,
and burst into joyous color.
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Djesus Unchained
Tweet saying "hard not to read this in the cadence of a Hollywood trailer" and a headline from the new yorker reading "this Easter, an American pope confronts an American war"
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I hope this Easter you have somewhere inclusive to celebrate if you want to 🫶 (or peace from any annoying relatives if you don't want to)
Jesus at the Gay Bar, a poem by Jay Hulme

He's here in the midst of it—
right at the centre of the dance floor,
robes hitched up to His knees
to make it easy to spin.

At some point in the evening 
a boy will touch the hem of His robe 
and beg to be healed, beg to be
anything other than this;

and He will reach His arms out,
sweat-damp, and weary from dance. 
He'll cup this boy's face in His hand 
and say,

my beautiful child
there is nothing in this heart of yours 
that ever needs to be healed.Mary Magdalene and the Gardener, a poem by Jay Hulme

At first Mary thought He was a gardener, 
this miraculous Son.
She saw the dirt under His nails
through the tears in her eyes,
and saw not the grave, but the bringer of life;

And how was she wrong, then?

This woman wrapped in grief,
who saw the dirt of a borrowed tomb,
and thought at first of things which bloom;
Which turn their heads to the sun,
and burst into joyous color.
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The Randy Feltface special I saw in person last year is finally up & I'M SO HAPPY 🥳 I've been wanting to see it again so badly and NOW I CAN
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Happy Saint Patrick's 💚 hope all my fellow Irish peeps have fun today
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I’m really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really tired
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MJ @discountfaramir.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
OCD can burn in hell, actually
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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Screenshot of part of a poem on my tumblr. 

On Visiting My Family's Church

Forced pleasantries taste bitter on my tongue.
I accept empty half-hugs 
from faces I do not recognize,
as bile threatens to rise in my throat.
I catch the gaze of a man 
with whom I once did wretched things.
I smile politely to his mother. 
He does the same to mine.
We do not speak, though I know he will text later.

A self-righteous man yells from a stage
that I am unclean, not worthy if I dare lament.
That he holds the secret to my salvation.
Never mind the fact 
I was once baptized within these walls.
When he lifts his hands, 
I am unsure if it is meant
for God, or the lighting crew.
Certainly neither are listening.


(Cut off before the last stanza)(Last stanza)

I miss my home church, less than a tenth the size of this one.
Where there is no yelling man,
only the soft voice of a gentle woman.
Where lament is welcomed, 
and there is room for real. Room for questions.
Where pride flags line the walls,
and a transgender child helps serve communion.
Where there is laughter and joy and coloring pages.
My God looks like love, not facades and cruelty.

I do not see my God here.
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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Screenshot of part of a poem on my tumblr. 

On Visiting My Family's Church

Forced pleasantries taste bitter on my tongue.
I accept empty half-hugs 
from faces I do not recognize,
as bile threatens to rise in my throat.
I catch the gaze of a man 
with whom I once did wretched things.
I smile politely to his mother. 
He does the same to mine.
We do not speak, though I know he will text later.

A self-righteous man yells from a stage
that I am unclean, not worthy if I dare lament.
That he holds the secret to my salvation.
Never mind the fact 
I was once baptized within these walls.
When he lifts his hands, 
I am unsure if it is meant
for God, or the lighting crew.
Certainly neither are listening.


(Cut off before the last stanza)(Last stanza)

I miss my home church, less than a tenth the size of this one.
Where there is no yelling man,
only the soft voice of a gentle woman.
Where lament is welcomed, 
and there is room for real. Room for questions.
Where pride flags line the walls,
and a transgender child helps serve communion.
Where there is laughter and joy and coloring pages.
My God looks like love, not facades and cruelty.

I do not see my God here.
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!!!
double rainbow with some trees in frontdouble rainbow over some buildingsdouble rainbow arch
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!!!
double rainbow with some trees in frontdouble rainbow over some buildingsdouble rainbow arch
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
disappointMENt
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
whatever I happen to wear is a tattoo baddie outfit because I am a tattoo baddie
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Genuinely it's so upsetting seeing thinspo & "heroin chic" come back after that shit gave so many people eating disorders last time. And the timing is so blatantly strategic! You can't punch a n@zi if you're starved!
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