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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
(after traveling back in time to the incan empire shortly before columbus' voyage) here are a bunch of guns for no reason. also lake titicaca is lowkey a funny ass name lol nice work
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if elon's wives unionized none of this would happen
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nooooooooo RIP momo 😢 i'm sorry for your loss. i lost my cat in august and it was terrible. momo was adorable and looked very happy
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
2028 if the Democrats nominate Gavin Newsom
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
prolly 1871
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Going outside but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t agree with what’s going on
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Took this political test: 12axes.vercel.app. None of y'all will ever be as woke as me
Percentage result per axis
Structure

Strong · Federal
Federal
78%
Unitary
22%
Representation

Strong · Democracy
Democracy
84%
Autocracy
16%
Power

Strong · Liberty
Security
20%
Liberty
81%
Immigration

Strong · Multiculturalism
Assimilation
16%
Multiculturalism
84%
Diplomacy

Strong · Pacifist
Militarist
20%
Pacifist
80%
Intervention

Strong · Non-interventionist
Non-interventionist
84%
Nationalist
16%
Economy

Very strong · Public
Public
99%
Private
1%
Control

Very strong · Planning
Planning
99%
Free market
1%
Trade

Strong · Protectionism
Protectionism
76%
Globalism
24%
Religion

Strong · Irreligious
Irreligious
79%
Religious
21%
Morality

Very strong · Progressive
Progressive
97%
Traditionalist
3%
Technology

Leaning · Biology
Technology
38%
Biology
62%Left syndicalism
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no but i'm against it
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Took this political test: 12axes.vercel.app. None of y'all will ever be as woke as me
Percentage result per axis
Structure

Strong · Federal
Federal
78%
Unitary
22%
Representation

Strong · Democracy
Democracy
84%
Autocracy
16%
Power

Strong · Liberty
Security
20%
Liberty
81%
Immigration

Strong · Multiculturalism
Assimilation
16%
Multiculturalism
84%
Diplomacy

Strong · Pacifist
Militarist
20%
Pacifist
80%
Intervention

Strong · Non-interventionist
Non-interventionist
84%
Nationalist
16%
Economy

Very strong · Public
Public
99%
Private
1%
Control

Very strong · Planning
Planning
99%
Free market
1%
Trade

Strong · Protectionism
Protectionism
76%
Globalism
24%
Religion

Strong · Irreligious
Irreligious
79%
Religious
21%
Morality

Very strong · Progressive
Progressive
97%
Traditionalist
3%
Technology

Leaning · Biology
Technology
38%
Biology
62%Left syndicalism
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
going to the gay bar in my Kirks
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
really lucky that the captain of the titanic was named john smith. if his name was weirder he'd be an epiphet
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sue Premium
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
modest mouse or wolf parade lol
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"It was terrible. people would come up to me on the street, asking if I was a card from Monopoly. they'd say 'loser thinks he's better than the railroads or community chest.' I wanted to die" - Chance the Rapper on why he added "the Rapper" to his name
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the guy in 2011 who said "what if we made a song but sang it in a funny voice"
static.klipy.com
Oppenheimer: Cillian Murphy's Intense Regret
Alt: Oppenheimer: Cillian Murphy's Intense Regret
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm on a seafood diet. i see seafood, i eat it!
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
>looking for aliens >ask the alien receptionist if our future is arrival (2016) or blindsight >she doesnt understand > i pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is arrival and what is blindsight >she laughs and says “it’s a good alien sir” >meet the alien >its blindsight
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2027. the democrats have won the house and the senate. trump, used to his extensive executive power, is now a lame duck. and he decides to use the only thing left in his arsenal: a nuke #beccasprediction #beccasdystopia
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he would never say that
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
"nermal from garfield"
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just made second contact
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mexico City. The Mexican state of Mexico. The United Mexican States. What's next? Some sort of New Mexico?
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's really depressing how marvin was killed by his dad just for being gaye. the 80s were such a dark time :(
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 25/09/2026
the 80s were a dark time because LEDs werent very good yet. they are now much brighter and widespread than gas or incandescent lights
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's really depressing how marvin was killed by his dad just for being gaye. the 80s were such a dark time :(
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's just two people with the same name lol but it's funny to imagine
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
matt rife's next stand up set
that lady from doctor who who is plugged in to all sorts of stuff
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My first act as president will be to merge the Marines, Coast Guard, and Navy into a new agency called the Water Guys
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they call him the Freak of San Luis
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm thinking we do elements: water guys: navy, coast guard, marines air guys: air force, space force earth guys: army fire guys: los alamos national laboratory
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
air guys become water guys once they touch a boat
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they found this out after he said the word "provost" contained two Rs
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My first act as president will be to merge the Marines, Coast Guard, and Navy into a new agency called the Water Guys
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
haha thats funny
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
especially because in the universe of the website, the back room connects to a hell-like dimension where objects from the real world are twisted and distorted. there's also an evil company trying to research how it works. even the mechanics of the world are the exact same!!! 😭
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i could have been kane pixels. now i'll never be 20 years old 😢
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
especially because in the universe of the website, the back room connects to a hell-like dimension where objects from the real world are twisted and distorted. there's also an evil company trying to research how it works. even the mechanics of the world are the exact same!!! 😭
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i made this website in 2018. how did i invent the backrooms in 2018 web.archive.org/web/20201012...
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i'd probably say something like 2040 lol
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
imagine showing this headline to someone in 2015
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
probably my favorite dickens novel
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
do NOT inform the dutch of black peter. worst mistake of my life
youtube "family guy - peter is a black guy"
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
left wing activism: we should do medicare for all right wing activism: we need a sexy hot man to voice the lion from narnia
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today is the six-year anniversary of Callie's adoption. I miss her so much it hurts
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Gigachad Holds the Earth
Alt: Gigachad Holds the Earth gif
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Forget about the horseshoe theory. I solved poltiics
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is clearly an AI-generated image
mitch mcconnell sitting up in a hospital bed except with a few parts that look like ai:

- holding a piece of beef
- his wife has a fedora on
- he's smiling weird
- random extra arm next to bed
- guy peeking out from behind bed
- newspaper with nonsense text
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"they say i'm up and coming like i'm fucking in an elevator" - ed sheeran "you need me, i don't need you"
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