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patti lebell lock

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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 2h
whoaaa there catherine the great
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 17h
richard we should linklater.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 20h
the robot didn't assault the girl, the men operating the robot assaulted the girl using a robot, and that distinction matters. this was not an autonomous device acting on its own.
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i’m sorry, sadie 💔
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i need this, i live in the burbs now
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/10/2026
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
DOGS CAN PEE ON THE YARD 
IT'S TOTALLY FINE 
THAT'S HOW DOGS WORK 
SCIENCE IS REAL 
DOG SCIENCE 
THEY PEE PLACES
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
just a turkey burger w no bun (and the person who made it still doesn’t even know what they did)!
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
my husband: “whoa did u see the lights flicker?” me: “no, i was burping.” and he doesn’t even ask a follow up question he’s just like “yeah that tracks”
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
oh no
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
what if you could buy a nice quality sofa that arrived in less than 3 months? what if…
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/10/2026
Last night the President of the United States posted a video of a tiger attacking an unwell person (who was fatally mauled shortly afterward), then an AI video of himself befriending the tiger. Remember when Howard Dean yelled weird
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
badum-tsss lmao
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
yeah apparently she sucks big time, which is a bummer bc cruel intentions and a dirty shame were so damn good
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
cut the tips of my hair off in the bathroom again. nobody maims my hair but me!!
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
why does james hetfield look so much like alec baldwin in that photo though holy shit
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i had a friend blame her racist outburst on MS so apparently it hits us all different (we lost touch after the outburst, go figure)
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
oh so selma blair got that spicy MS, huh?
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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
seriously and unironically, chef boyardee. ettore boiardi was an italian immigrant who came to this country with nothing and became a household name on the strength of his pasta sauce. he's the perfect representation of *real* american values: multiculturalism, opportunity, and carbohydrates
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
recession indicator: they are trying to g to slip stomp-clap-hey! music back into the public sphere. we mustn’t let them get away with it!!
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
SHANE GILLIS HAS NEVER BEEN TO THE FUCKING GYM. thank you
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my dog beulah will engage with me like 3x and then do the same. if i try to join in again she just kind of looks at me with contempt, like she’s saying “ugh we did this already you peasant”
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i need a new heating pad
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
did a whole chicken coop clear & clean and i think i triggered a flare lmao
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MISTER MAYOR YOU MUST CANCEL GAY HALLOWEEN IMMEDIATELY
Susan Dell
@SusanDell
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@ZohranKMamdani can someone PLEASE explain why this is being allowed in New York?? This is humiliating and completely ridiculous. I'm asking you to step in and get this taken down. I've had enough of being turned into some public joke. This has gone way too far.
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
because mine was already ruined by it and everyone must know!!
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it’s 80 degrees in wisconsin in october, ICE shot someone in my old neighborhood, the govt took red dye out of our food but they’re adding PFAS, and i’m over here like idk guys, maybe none of this is fine after all?
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
finally someone doing it right
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
what do you mean you’re going as the corporate trash can vince mcmahon made darren drozdov puke into on “beyond the mat”?
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i suddenly feel compelled to go to culver’s and get a root beer float immediately. thank you for your service
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is a unacceptable
pumpkin spice mylanta what the fuck dude
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
beulah was so sick when we adopted her we slept on the couch with her for days until she was ready to get up the stairs (and into our bed lol) 💖
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yes!! and yes even the shit itself hurts more. every time i ask “which one is that, bc THAT i can feel?” and it’s always flu!! wtf
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
just got double vaxxed and then carried a 60 lb package up the stairs i’m sure nothing will hurt me later and everything’s fine
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
does. she like women’s basketball?
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i suggest a march to 225th street and a fuckin freak out. (don’t fw marshall’s tho)
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i was very mature for my age
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a deranged, magnificent labyrinth
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LMAO
4 yr old handwriting that says January 1, 1992 at midnight I was watching wrestling. i love my mom and my dad
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the leg!! oh that bitch gets me every time. a true legend.
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if i have to wait any longer for the new slayyyter song i am going to lose it
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
absolutely. it makes perfect sense and i support and respect it!!
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that works. like me being goth as a teen even though i look amazing with a tan 😂
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yess!! in this economy anyone who didn’t get hardcore lasered 15 years ago can’t afford to keep it fully gone. and that works for me in this current pedophile era
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you remain an inspiration
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LET THEM FIGHT (in other news i thought this was announcing john rocker’s demise and i may have announced it prematurely)
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ok i see your point and i will contend it looks better on many POC, i still don’t like it. get those village of the damned arches away from me!! lmao
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
really excited for when my parents get here and my mom finds out i have a dedicated candy drawer but she can’t say shit bc i lost 20 lbs lmao
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i’m sorry but the bleached eyebrow thing everyone is doing is unacceptable. it’s reinforcing white supremacy. or something. i mean, it has to be, right? it’s so bad.
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patti lebell lock @sighonfire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is some liz lemon shit fr
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