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40-something Brit 🇬🇧 living in rural Ireland 🇮🇪 with my bear of a husband 🐻🏳️‍🌈 Sometimes NSFW 🔞 If you don’t want to see my junk, don’t follow me.

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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 5h
Timber basically just did this. (He’s fine.)
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Clueless: Cher Horowitz's Playful Bedside Moment
ALT: Clueless: Cher Horowitz's Playful Bedside Moment
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 04/10/2026
I say “Take THAT Bembridge scholars!”all the time. 😆
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 04/10/2026
We attended the GALAs (LGBTQ+ awards) in Dublin last night. Dublin Bears were nominated in the Best Event category, didn’t win but we still had a blast. Met Anna from Traitors Ireland too!
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 01/10/2026
Ooh baby baby you been talking tough But you boys can′t get enough When the girls don't need your love Who says boys don′t cry?
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 30/09/2026
Bedtime = bedtime treats.
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 30/09/2026
Remember when #Apple was famed for attention to detail and everything “just worked”? Pretty sure this button in the Apple TV+ UI is supposed to say “skip recap” or something similar.
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 30/09/2026
“We are filling up the crack with gooey goodness.” 👀😆 #GBBO
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 30/09/2026
Oh I didn’t spot that! He’s in the promo photos they’re using. 😖
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 30/09/2026
Ok he’s awake. Got us tickets to Erasure in Dublin in May. Missed Andy Bell’s solo tour last year so I knew he’d be excited for this. ☺️ (As much as I love them, I think they’re ambitious booking the 3 Arena! 😅) (Also, I really hate it when bands announce tours for albums that aren’t out yet.)
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 30/09/2026
Not dirty, just something I know he’ll be excited about.
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 30/09/2026
Sent my husband a message which I know he will be super excited to receive but he’s asleep cos he was on a night shift and I’m all
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Surprise
ALT: Surprise
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 29/09/2026
I’m not a massive PSB fan but I’d consider buying this just for the cool packaging! 😍
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 26/09/2026
🖤
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 23/09/2026
That was me yesterday, today was much better so hopefully tomorrow will be good for you. 🤞🏼
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 22/09/2026
I switched back to iOS last week and while I’m generally happier I do miss my minimal Home Screen from Android (Niagara launcher and Kwidget). Working on it using Widgey and Home Assistant. The text is dynamic based on various sensors and helpers, it’s not live but updates throughout the day.
My iPhone Home Screen. The background is overlapping waves in shades of orange at the top and green at the bottom. It features a large widget with the weather, time and date in a rectangle at the top, and some text below which reads “Evening, Brad. Rob is at work. Dryer needs emptying. Water the plants!” All the text is white. There is space below for some more fun stuff I plan to add later. The only app icons are in the dock. I’m using the transparent theme so the icons look white.
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Dave K 🔜 PSLP @stiefelkopp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Recon may not be interested in discussing their platform's security over social media, but that doesn't mean the rest of us can't.
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I Told Recon Their App Is Horribly Insecure. Then They Banned Me.
Recon’s Platform is Leaking Your Private Data On The Open Web and They Don’t Really Give A Shit
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 19/09/2026
As she handed it back she said “your husband wants hummus”. (This is a permanent state, so not news to Rob.)
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 19/09/2026
Happy bearthday!
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Three Bearded Men Dancing
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 19/09/2026
lol Rob just informed me that while I was sending hilarious messages about how Oran is a “poor oppressed minority in our wonderful three-way relationship” to our group chat, the nice lady at Specsavers had his phone in her hand trying to sort out his hearing aids. 😅
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 14/09/2026
Oh, man, the last ten seconds of Traitors Ireland tonight!
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Chris Pratt Whoa
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 14/09/2026
I just tried to fold my new iPhone. (It’s not a Duo!)
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 14/09/2026
Whatcha buyin'?
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 14/09/2026
I dunno, I think the Duo is a good size.
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 13/09/2026
I wrote about my Android experiment which is coming to an end tomorrow when my new iPhone arrives. 🍊
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So I switched to Android...
...and I don't hate it but I also don't love it. It's fine, and for a "normal" person it would probably be a lot better than my experienc...
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 13/09/2026
It was a very good dinner. 😮‍💨😋
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 12/09/2026
Going through my photos sorting them out before I switch phones and found this place we drove past in Iceland before I could get my phone out to get a photo of the sign. 😏😆
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 11/09/2026
If you're watching what you eat and working out, it's almost certainly muscle not fat. My husband has something similar, been going to gym but not lost weight, but can get into clothes that didn't fit him before.
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 11/09/2026
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Yep! Man Gestures
ALT: Yep! Man Gestures
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 11/09/2026
Rob always has the TV on when we go to bed. Tonight's movie is Maleficent. She just said "Go away, I don't like children" and Oran said it's like when he and I first met. 😆
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 10/09/2026
Really enjoyed that! "We put this... in here..." is gonna get a lot of use in this house. 😜😏😆
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 10/09/2026
We're watching Hoppers. Just look at Timber watching the movie! 😍
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 10/09/2026
I was looking for Kelly Clarkson but this gif jumped out at me.
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Jen Chae: Everything Makes Us Stronger & Beautiful
ALT: Jen Chae: Everything Makes Us Stronger & Beautiful
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 10/09/2026
Similar situation here, sofa and movies and takeaway for dinner. Time to recharge my batteries by doing as little as possible!
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 10/09/2026
Most definitely.
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 10/09/2026
My parents have gone home! They arrived mid-July, it's been a looooong 8 weeks or so. Gonna spend an hour putting the house right and then spend the rest of the day just enjoying having the place to ourselves again. ☺️
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 10/09/2026
Same here but no desire to live somewhere else. Just make the most of trips away for shopping excursions.
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 10/09/2026
Don't know anywhere near you, but if you're ever in London Fetish Freak is a really good spot.
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 09/09/2026
Maybe this is a new strain!
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 09/09/2026
I have a plan to build a day state machine to use as a condition to determine what happens with lights etc. Morning, Daytime, Evening, Night. The house will automatically apply different settings based on various things such as the first time we open the bedroom door in the morning.
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 09/09/2026
I booked the rest of this week off work, felt like I needed a break. Not much planned, my parents are here until tomorrow so this is my last full day with them, and then we have a few days without them to decompress and relax. Gonna spend today catching up on Silo and messing with Home Assistant.
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 09/09/2026
Do more people like this, you mean? Absolutely! 😉
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 09/09/2026
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Come To Me Love
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 09/09/2026
Seriously, we fucked this morning, I had a wank after he left, and I'm STILL horny enough to post a nude pic (which I almost never do). Maybe I caught some kind of horny disease in Iceland. God help Oran when he arrives on Thursday!
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 09/09/2026
I hope so! 😜
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 09/09/2026
Seriously, we fucked this morning, I had a wank after he left, and I'm STILL horny enough to post a nude pic (which I almost never do). Maybe I caught some kind of horny disease in Iceland. God help Oran when he arrives on Thursday!
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 09/09/2026
I'm absolutely fucking feral since we got back from Iceland! 🥴 Like a horny teenager, can't get enough of my husband.
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 09/09/2026
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Stefanie Bring: Slot Machine Jackpot Win
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 09/09/2026
First night with an air quality monitor in the bedroom... Oh dear. This is with two of us in the room and the windows slightly open; we regularly have Oran here too. Kinda wanna see how bad it gets with him here too before I try anything to mitigate it!
A graph from the CO2 sensor in our bedroom showing the levels last night. It quickly climbs above 1000ppm and within an hour are it's above 2000ppm and stays there. The peak level was around 2700ppm. There's a dip towards the end when Rob opened the en suite door, followed by a peak when we were fucking. 😜A description of the effects of levels of CO2 concentration. 

250-400ppm Normal background concentration in outdoor ambient air 
400-1,000ppm Concentrations typical of occupied indoor spaces with good air exchange 
1,000-2,000ppm Complaints of drowsiness and poor air. 
2,000-5,000 ppm Headaches, sleepiness and stagnant, stale, stuffy air. Poor concentration, loss of attention, increased heart rate and slight nausea may also be present. 
5,000 Workplace exposure limit (as 8-hour TWA) in most jurisdictions. 
>40,000 ppm Exposure may lead to serious oxygen deprivation resulting in permanent brain damage, coma, even death.
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 08/09/2026
We redecorated our bedroom recently. It's not totally finished, needs some pictures on the walls and a few bits for the final polish, but I really love it. It's quite dark even in the daylight, but I don't mind that. It's a bedroom, it's for resting in, and I find it really restful. 💚
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 08/09/2026
Not the kind of bulge I like. 😒 Hope you feel better soon!
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