Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026we're going to a party it's a pizza party it's your pizza party happy pizza darling 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026[To the tune of Sweet Caroline] angine de poitrine, hon hon hon 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 22/02/2026James Cameron walking into a board room and writing No Country for Old M€n 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 16/01/2026very interesting thought. now let's check ice funding under biden. 071
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Gaib Gaib Lisan al-Gaib I'm beggin of ya please don't take my clan 000
Reposted by Flan SizzlePaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 06/12/2025It is fun to go to the movies 093592
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 09/09/2025"press any button to skip" prompt comes up during a cutscene, you press a button, and your character starts skipping around like a little kid 030
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 09/08/2025If you add any two even numbers or any two odd numbers you get an even number. The only way to get an odd sum is with one even and one odd number. There are two ways to get even numbers and only one to get odd. Therefore there are twice as many even numbers as odd numbers. 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Trying to get my kids to listen to anything other than the kpop demon hunter soundtrack 020
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 01/06/2025The Battle of agincourt was 610 years ago. Fuck I'm old 000
Reposted by Flan SizzleNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone. 045571
Reposted by Flan Sizzleall hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 21/02/2025a computer pissed me off 06412
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 23/01/2025character creator when you can select "i don't have pronouns" and all instances of all pronouns in the script are replaced with a fart noise 100
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 17/01/2025i set some tea to steep for five minutes and promptly forgot all about it, then when the timer went off i thought oooh tea! like it was some unexpected treat. being dumb kicks ass 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Accidentally turned my Glass Casket shirt into an ASS CASK shirt 010
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Accidentally called my son buddy and brother at the same time and called him butter #butter 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Take a closer look at the picture, fool. Think you those be natural bunny ears upon thy crown? Nay; you have naught but what I've put there. 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Missed connections Last night's metal show Me: the white guy with brown hair and a beard You: the one woman 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 11/12/2024And the 2024 game of the year is... Once again, Super Mario RPG 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 08/12/2024"We won't go until we've got some"? I'll fucking kill you. 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 04/12/2024(To the tune of APT) take me to the hospital, hospital 000
Reposted by Flan SizzleWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Follow and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl - Ultimate Edition (Steam) codes courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social (giveaway ends Nov 27 - 6 PM PT. Eligible wolrdwide except Russia/Belarus) the game is also 20% off at Gamesplanet w/ code STALKER buff.ly/3YL63fd 3415281990
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Looking for a stocking stuffer for the Hitler Youth in your life? Come to Home Depot! Where dog whistles are fog horns. 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Dune is like there's no possible way Dr Yueh could be the traitor. He's had all this training. He's been conditioned against lying. He's impervious to manipulation. Unless of course someone bribed him that'd probably work. 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 17/06/2024Warhammer mini number two done. Wow, are all Tyranids a pain in the ass? The space marine might have artificially inflated my confidence about painting but the Tyranid brought it way down. Well, practice makes perfect. 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 26/03/2024A good bit in a kids cartoon set in ancient Rome would be if they went to a museum and it was full of stuff from like yesterday 010
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 24/02/2024Children are so right about chicken fingers and French fries 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 07/01/2024Game Stop cashier was telling me some INCORRECT Final Fantasy trivia and I didn't correct her. Please clap. 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 07/01/2024The early 20s metalhead to late 30s jazz cat pipeline 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 05/01/2024A request you have placed: Title: The Get Rich and Become God Method Author: Dril TN: 496998 has been cancelled by the interlibrary loan staff for the following reason: No library is able to loan this item 000
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 02/01/2024Just found a pattern to all prime numbers. Wasn't that hard. 000
Reposted by Flan SizzleTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 06/10/2023don't parry my riposte motherfucker that's not fair asshole. god i hate whatever i'm gurgling on right now 311012
Flan Sizzle @siddle.bsky.social · 25/12/2023Bluesky now automatically refreshes in the middle of reading a post. Twitter parity complete. We made it. 000
