Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 21hEveryone needs to hop on Fuck's Quest II. It fucking sucks. It's great. 120
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 22hAOTW Diary: The Dog Island The event organizers did NOT want to play The Dog Island, the achievement was like 30 min in 011
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 21/09/2026AOTW Diary: Daisy's Crazy Adventure At first I kinda rolled my eyes when mario swept the vote, but I ended up getting some value outta just how bog-standard of a smw hack it was. Music from several different composers, kinda-jank new blocks, mario maker level difficulty, it plays all the hits. 020
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 19/09/2026I finally crossed an item off my bucket list and made a source map. It's for TTT! steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...steamcommunity.comSteam Workshop::ttt_highlife 144
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 15/09/2026huge powerscaling updates for masahiro sakurai and tim sweeney considering who was allowed to keep the mickey mouse keychain 020
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 15/09/2026AOTW Diary: The Adventures of Lomax Classic case of "platformer with absurdly pretty pixel art that plays like ass" 030
Reposted by Shut Up, Sergeantblackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp... 751160551
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 11/09/2026AOTW Diary: Kingdom Hearts 2 I know this isn't a unique position to be in but I am genuinely unable to think about this game critically. Like I know Disney is evil but The KH1 intro is one of my first conscious memories, so now you have to listen to this scungy midi version of He's a Pirate. Sorry.youtu.beKingdom Hearts 2 - He is a PirateYouTube video by xkiki94x 121
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 09/09/2026Only thing I have to say about the nintendo direct is the switch sports resort showcase was really funny. The regret for trying to replace miis is palpable 010
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 08/09/2026When I started writing little weekly blurbs about retro achievements I didn't expect it to become, like, the overwhelming majority of my posts lol. What can I say, I like throwing benign opinions out into the void. Like dis: 000
Reposted by Shut Up, SergeantTrusty! 🐍 @trustyalt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026baby beat down #endacopia 112140772
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 31/08/2026AOTW Diary: SimCity This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities 010
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 28/08/2026AOTW Diary: Link's Awakening DX finally some good fucking food 010
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 22/08/2026AOTW Diary: Mega Man Battle Network 2 The combat is awesome. The art is awesome. I love this game's depiction of the internet. But holy shit the amount of inane bullshit and running around you have to do to progress the story is unbelievable. Just fuckin miserable 120
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 18/08/2026excited for when the game awards orchestra plays the big walk theme 030
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 16/08/2026Big Walk and Endacopia have been fighting in my head for GOTY since the week(ish) they came out together. It might just have to be a joint victory. Big Walk is basically The Witness, a bad game I love, but unequivocally great. It also maybe being the best co-op game ever made is just a bonus. 130
Reposted by Shut Up, SergeantHakita @hakita.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Absolutely loved Big Walk. Didn't expect it to feel like a co-op version of The Witness with its simple puzzle rules, neat twists and rich atmosphere, though there's plenty goofy hijinx in between too. Co-op puzzle games are so satisfying when done right. Probably my GOTY. 545229
Reposted by Shut Up, Sergeantzaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 14/08/2026a toast to a real one. here's to another 20 years of the second most dogshit dialogue in windows 521385189
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 12/08/2026AOTW Diary: Super Mario RPG Love how active the cutscenes are with their sprite choreography(?) despite how few sprites each character actually gets. Like how many SNES cartridges would Kris Deltarune take up alone 010
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 05/08/2026AOTW Diary: Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom objectively sucks ass in the way old adventure games tend to, but the art and writing are really cute so its ok actually 010
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 03/08/2026Endacopia is my GOTY. Gave me some of the same warm fuzzies that Moon did, such a crazy inspirational piece of art. A monumental moment in weirdo indie games 050
Reposted by Shut Up, SergeantDime @doodledimension625.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Art fight - 17/17 Joey for ShutUpSergeant on AF! @shutupsergeant.online 0105
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 31/07/2026AOTW Diary: Cave Story Pretty fun. It's kinda crazy to me thinking about how much of a legacy this game has considering how quaint it is. It's great no doubt, but maybe I just never played far enough into it to, like, GET it. 010
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 22/07/2026AOTW Diary: Elite Beat Agents My first swap, albeit free. This game tricks you into thinking shit's gonna be easy, only for Canned Heat by Jamiroquai to completely knock you on your ass, and I kinda love it for that. 000
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 21/07/2026AOTW Diary: Enter the Matrix This game controls like fuck Also the opening level reminded me of the chase sections from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories for some reason. But it's green instead of blue. 020
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 17/07/2026AOTW Diary: Clock Tower 3 I wonder if there are any games out there trying to recapture the extremely specific look of PS2 survival horror. Like, super high contrast photo textures with washed out colors and lighting, y'know 000
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 01/07/2026AOTW Diary: Wild Guns / LEGO Indiana Jones 2 Wild Guns rules, no notes. I really like that they decided to add giant boss monsters to the end of all 3 original Indiana Jones movies, like platformers having a big guy at the end you have to hit 3 times is some kind of government mandate 0170
Reposted by Shut Up, SergeantKite Line @kiteline.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The first annual SOUPJAM draws to a close with an absolutely stellar turnout! There's a lot of great SOUP on display here, so grab a spoon and dig in! Thank you to everyone who participated in this year's jam and helped make it a success! See you in 2027 for the next one! itch.io/jam/soupjam2...itch.ioSubmissions to SOUPJAM2026 35529
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 01/07/2026 getting this shit engraved on the back of my skull after finishing ch 5 020
Reposted by Shut Up, SergeantShut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 30/06/2026Our submission for #soupjam is OUT!!! It's a game about rooms with stuff inside them that @sarahduck.ca made a nifty little engine for! Check it!! shut-up-sergeant.itch.io/plaza-soupshut-up-sergeant.itch.ioPLAZASOUP by Shut Up, Sergeant, Sarah B.A SOUPy exploration game from a handful of friends. 056
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 30/06/2026Our submission for #soupjam is OUT!!! It's a game about rooms with stuff inside them that @sarahduck.ca made a nifty little engine for! Check it!! shut-up-sergeant.itch.io/plaza-soupshut-up-sergeant.itch.ioPLAZASOUP by Shut Up, Sergeant, Sarah B.A SOUPy exploration game from a handful of friends. 056
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 22/06/2026AOTW Diary: Arkanoid R 2000 Among all the challenges in this game, the hardest levels are the ones that are a picture of a snowman or an umbrella 020
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 21/06/2026AOTW Diary: Dragon Ball Z: Shin Budokai I like this broly guy 011
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 12/06/2026AOTW Diary: Metal Arms: Glitch in the System One of those games where it's got shovelware stank on the outside, but actually playing it it's obvious the devs were swinging for the fences. The Halo Banshee is just in this game. Also the voice cast is crazy. 030
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 09/06/2026Forgot to post about this. Last week I found out that the goldeneye romhack featured in Nirvanna the Band the Show is just publicly available, so naturally it was my divine mission to extract the models and port them into gmod. 030
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 08/06/2026can you imagine the shit storm that would happen-- no, WILL happen when the new Jet Set Radio has its own big shiny AI Generated Content Disclosure. If it does I need this picture posted absolutely everywhere 090
Reposted by Shut Up, SergeantFaaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026they skipped our trailer they skipped our fucking trailer 147180
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 03/06/2026AOTW Diary: Dragon Quest III Was having a bad day when I booted this game up, started with a personality quiz that called me a lazy fuck because I didn't push enough boulders for an old man. maybe dragon quest is cool 131
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 28/05/2026AOTW Diary: Super Mario Advance I'm getting tired of whoever's in charge of selecting the achievements assuming 100% familiarity with these games. AOTW is supposed to be 2-3 hours, not the entire fuckin game!! youtu.be/5HUDQjmwG4Ayoutube.comSuper Mario Advance - Birdo Voice ClipsYouTube video by Helpful Harry 020
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 23/05/2026Been working with @sarahduck.ca on a lil something for SOUPJAM... 070
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 19/05/2026AOTW Diary: Pikmin Kinda the ultimate example of 'finding out what mechanics you took for granted are only in the sequels'. You're tellin me they developed this whole ass game and not once thought to let you cycle pikmin colors with the dpad 020
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 12/05/2026AOTW Diary: MediEvil II This game controls like fuck still pretty fun though 020
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 09/05/2026AOTW Diary: Peggle Dual Shot PopCap you hacks Okay but actually this port is shockingly great. I'm no Peggle fiend but the physics felt pretty damn close. Even the weird new bonus screens weren't unwelcome honestly. 010
Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 06/05/2026AOTW Diary: Animal Crossing: City Folk I'd consider starting an actual save if I wasn't already extremely invested in an AC-adjacent game, plus the town layout I got was ass 030
