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Shut Up, Sergeant

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hi Aspiring game dev

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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 17h
AOTW Diary: ninja turtles 3 or whatever
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 30/09/2026
Everyone needs to hop on Fuck's Quest II. It fucking sucks. It's great.
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 30/09/2026
AOTW Diary: The Dog Island The event organizers did NOT want to play The Dog Island, the achievement was like 30 min in
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 21/09/2026
AOTW Diary: Daisy's Crazy Adventure At first I kinda rolled my eyes when mario swept the vote, but I ended up getting some value outta just how bog-standard of a smw hack it was. Music from several different composers, kinda-jank new blocks, mario maker level difficulty, it plays all the hits.
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 19/09/2026
It's full of dumb inside jokes since it was made for our little TTT group, was real fun to make. As many upsides as working with source has, Hammer really is as bad as they say. If I make another one it won't be as detailed.
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 15/09/2026
AOTW Diary: The Adventures of Lomax Classic case of "platformer with absurdly pretty pixel art that plays like ass"
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 11/09/2026
AOTW Diary: Soulcalibur II
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 08/09/2026
When I started writing little weekly blurbs about retro achievements I didn't expect it to become, like, the overwhelming majority of my posts lol. What can I say, I like throwing benign opinions out into the void. Like dis:
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 31/08/2026
AOTW Diary: SimCity This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 28/08/2026
AOTW Diary: Link's Awakening DX finally some good fucking food
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 22/08/2026
AOTW Diary: Pepsiman I nominated Michigan: Report from Hell but it got outvoted :(
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 22/08/2026
AOTW Diary: Mega Man Battle Network 2 The combat is awesome. The art is awesome. I love this game's depiction of the internet. But holy shit the amount of inane bullshit and running around you have to do to progress the story is unbelievable. Just fuckin miserable
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 18/08/2026
excited for when the game awards orchestra plays the big walk theme
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 16/08/2026
Big Walk and Endacopia have been fighting in my head for GOTY since the week(ish) they came out together. It might just have to be a joint victory. Big Walk is basically The Witness, a bad game I love, but unequivocally great. It also maybe being the best co-op game ever made is just a bonus.
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 12/08/2026
AOTW Diary: Super Mario RPG Love how active the cutscenes are with their sprite choreography(?) despite how few sprites each character actually gets. Like how many SNES cartridges would Kris Deltarune take up alone
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 06/08/2026
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 05/08/2026
AOTW Diary: Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom objectively sucks ass in the way old adventure games tend to, but the art and writing are really cute so its ok actually
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 03/08/2026
Endacopia is my GOTY. Gave me some of the same warm fuzzies that Moon did, such a crazy inspirational piece of art. A monumental moment in weirdo indie games
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 31/07/2026
AOTW Diary: Cave Story Pretty fun. It's kinda crazy to me thinking about how much of a legacy this game has considering how quaint it is. It's great no doubt, but maybe I just never played far enough into it to, like, GET it.
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 27/07/2026
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 24/07/2026
imgur.com/a/bIrRgzR might make something crazier later on, we'll see
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 22/07/2026
AOTW Diary: Elite Beat Agents My first swap, albeit free. This game tricks you into thinking shit's gonna be easy, only for Canned Heat by Jamiroquai to completely knock you on your ass, and I kinda love it for that.
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 21/07/2026
AOTW Diary: Enter the Matrix This game controls like fuck Also the opening level reminded me of the chase sections from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories for some reason. But it's green instead of blue.
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 17/07/2026
AOTW Diary: Clock Tower 3 I wonder if there are any games out there trying to recapture the extremely specific look of PS2 survival horror. Like, super high contrast photo textures with washed out colors and lighting, y'know
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 07/07/2026
AOTW Diary: Time Hollow
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 01/07/2026
AOTW Diary: Wild Guns / LEGO Indiana Jones 2 Wild Guns rules, no notes. I really like that they decided to add giant boss monsters to the end of all 3 original Indiana Jones movies, like platformers having a big guy at the end you have to hit 3 times is some kind of government mandate
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 22/06/2026
AOTW Diary: Arkanoid R 2000 Among all the challenges in this game, the hardest levels are the ones that are a picture of a snowman or an umbrella
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 21/06/2026
AOTW Diary: Dragon Ball Z: Shin Budokai I like this broly guy
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 18/06/2026
still #soupjam jammin'
A stone bed sitting in a desert at night.A mouse.A close-up of a poorly drawn dog.
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 12/06/2026
AOTW Diary: Metal Arms: Glitch in the System One of those games where it's got shovelware stank on the outside, but actually playing it it's obvious the devs were swinging for the fences. The Halo Banshee is just in this game. Also the voice cast is crazy.
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 09/06/2026
Forgot to post about this. Last week I found out that the goldeneye romhack featured in Nirvanna the Band the Show is just publicly available, so naturally it was my divine mission to extract the models and port them into gmod.
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 08/06/2026
can you imagine the shit storm that would happen-- no, WILL happen when the new Jet Set Radio has its own big shiny AI Generated Content Disclosure. If it does I need this picture posted absolutely everywhere
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 03/06/2026
AOTW Diary: Dragon Quest III Was having a bad day when I booted this game up, started with a personality quiz that called me a lazy fuck because I didn't push enough boulders for an old man. maybe dragon quest is cool
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 23/05/2026
Been working with @sarahduck.ca on a lil something for SOUPJAM...
Inspired by Plastiboo's Vermis. A skeletal knight stands in a dark dungeon chamber.An old chat room MMO styled after a black and white patent illustration.A cartoon bird in a pastel void, surrounded by a band of other cartoon animals. A bunny holds a banner that reads "WHO CARES".A giant lavish room with low lighting and a prominent giant horse statue. Fancy couches and carpets are strewn about.
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 19/05/2026
AOTW Diary: Pikmin Kinda the ultimate example of 'finding out what mechanics you took for granted are only in the sequels'. You're tellin me they developed this whole ass game and not once thought to let you cycle pikmin colors with the dpad
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 12/05/2026
AOTW Diary: MediEvil II This game controls like fuck still pretty fun though
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 09/05/2026
AOTW Diary: Peggle Dual Shot PopCap you hacks Okay but actually this port is shockingly great. I'm no Peggle fiend but the physics felt pretty damn close. Even the weird new bonus screens weren't unwelcome honestly.
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 06/05/2026
AOTW Diary: Animal Crossing: City Folk I'd consider starting an actual save if I wasn't already extremely invested in an AC-adjacent game, plus the town layout I got was ass
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 01/05/2026
he's one of the first miis I added. him and grace from facade are in a loving relationship and have a beautiful baby boy
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 01/05/2026
my mii making skills are unmatched fuck w me
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 28/04/2026
AOTW Diary: Alex Kidd in Miracle World I genuinely worry a little bit that my fellow retro achievers are only in it for the dark-souls-gamer-esque pissing contest of 'who's the best at the game where 40 minutes of progress can be lost by losing at roshambo'.
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 25/04/2026
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 20/04/2026
AOTW Diary: Puzz Loop PopCap you hacks
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 18/04/2026
i fucking love tomodachi life
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 17/04/2026
AOTW Diary: whatever this shit is truly there is no genre of video game more dire than "ds minigame collection"
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 12/04/2026
AOTW Diary: Ripened: Tingle's Balloon Trip of Love This game unironically rocks. Hot off the heels of playing Moon and Stray Children for the first time, you can totally feel the Love de Lic bloodline thrumming through it. Might genuinely be my favorite game I played because of AOTW so far
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 11/04/2026
Finally just now submitted my work for the Hyperfunk graffiti contest. Here's hoping
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 07/04/2026
AOTW Diary: Pokemon Emerald Party Randomizer. Next time an AOTW has a description this long, I know now just to skip it.
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 31/03/2026
AOTW Diary The Maid-Fuku to Kikanjuu
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Shut Up, Sergeant @shutupsergeant.online · 27/03/2026
I wasn't joking about starting a AOTW diary. Unfortunately for me I don't have anything interesting to say about Fire Emblem because the game plays itself for the first two hours
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