Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A kind reminder that brazilians thrive on the darkest humour and memes Also we see the right shift in politics as condoning american imperialism so if you are an american trying to reach out you may uh...you may hear some stuff back. We're very frustated right now, nothing personal 010
Reposted by Shroudmasterari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you 141691532
Reposted by ShroudmasterAsh Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Evergreen 71942619
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Brother, even the staunchest defender of this philosophy will concede that there is no other approach for something that, by its own nature, will seek to enter your home in the middle of night to feast on you while you sleep. I don't think its right to torture them or anything, but they gotta die. 010
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A kind reminder that is ethical and correct to kill individual mosquitoes. While not technically predators, they see humans exclusively as a food source an thus every interaction between our species is necessarily a confrontation. To the death, if you manage to catch these flying motherfuckers 182
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Knowledge really is the most popular curse these days, I wish life would just wither my crops for a change 021
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have zero idea what his politics are. Everytime I heard about him in CS the whole introduction was "so yes it is kinda weird but this guy that is an absolute alien completely separated from everything else you'll ever study here had this one neat idea, check this out" 110
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When I studied Noam Chomsky in computer science (yes, really!) I was introduced to him as a shitty linguist so there's that. His whole contribution to CS comes from an attempt to organize natural languages that was absolute ass for natural languages but pretty good for artificial ones! 130
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you try to correct her, she'll take it as a slight. But if you ask her why, she'll take it as an opportunity to share knowledge. So just ask her why, maybe she's got a good reason! 000
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Compreensivel, eu mesmo infelizmente me vejo obrigado a lancar essa pra minha sobrinha no zap ainda hj n sei nem como 000
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026putaqueopariu eu n acredito q isso existe e eu nunca vi num zap de familia antes 100
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Man this dude's catnip must be beyond this world 110
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is always crazy cause its not like the conversation doesn't matter, but this mentality of "I'm being ethical when I demand accountability from the starving artists drawing porn for a living" is just social media brainrot at its finest 000
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026LOL I literally play Inalla edh religiously and even I don't like that 000
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yes, precisely! EchoGhalta is the most "realistic" one and that makes it stand like a sore thumb. You go through dozens of Bizarro!Magic creatures and then they show you some random dino. Not an opposite colour. Not an opposite concept. No nod to the original white dinossaur either. Just some guy. 010
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sorry, forgot the most egregious one: Ghalta is just another fucking animal altogether like wtf. It is such a huge jump compared to the other duos and easily the most weird one 1110
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Two things that really break any attempt of immersion for me: 1. Jace's insistence that this universe is actually better, really, even though almost all his friends had way worse lives 2. Kiora on a dragon. Like...why? There don't even have any other merfolk riding dragons in the set... 1120
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Same. Always thought of higher learning institutions as the closest thing we can have to a peaceful and happy society. Its not perfect but it encourages learning, broadening one's notions and views and you have no pressure beyond the responsibility of giving yourself to that which you chose to know 000
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is actually really funny cause like every other villain that guy was nothing if not performative and they would be PISSED to find out they barely made the new the next day 020
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026And yet you just know WotC will revive this asshole eventually. Successful fantasy franchises really end up recycling the same unsufferable dude forever until they go out of business 101
Reposted by ShroudmasterRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026priests in Rome in 320 AD trying to explain to Emperor Constantine who their temple is dedicated to worshipping: 560092
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026To understand the nature of mankind it is critical to internalize that the 4 most absolutely critical innovations of our kind were, unequivocally in that order: 1. Sharp rocks and pointy sticks 2. How to make controlled fire 3. Sex dolls 4. Agriculture 000
Reposted by ShroudmasterTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens 22357813
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026caralho maluco literalmente imaginando com a bunda 100
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026What people don't understand is that if that shit was a normal sight in the tropical side of the atlantic coast, this continent would have not been colonized. It is impossible to overstate how much the Canadian goose hates you, specifically 000
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The nature of mankind is such that Sun Tzu will be relevant until the end of our time, because we will be accepting stupid people appointed by leaders in charge until the end of time so long as there is even thinnest layer of social structure behind it 001
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026...well I guess at least it is now clear how he managed to murder the previous pope with only a handshake 031
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026WHO THE FUCK KEEPS POSTING MY MOURNING ROUTINE HERE 010
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Porra eu nao gostei que lancaram mais uma edicao baseada em Tolkien mas pqp hobbits de cartorio eh foda 000
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This is stupid it is genuinely funny. Like its sad and horrifying but its also so warhammer Orkz coded 000
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This is really the definition of the human experience. You will collectively think this is a beautiful portent of science, and also how neat it would be to fuck inside of it. While also being disgusted it is a fucking whale. Truly, we contain multitudes 020
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026E tipo, n eh nem uma coisa de IA, podia ser o grill do george foreman. Eu so n entendo o q a pessoa espera do consumidor se o grill botar fogo numa casa e eles falarem "porra cara a gente tava num ambiente seguro ate o grill puxar um lanca chamas, ai ficou foda neh enfim acontece" 050
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Cara a essa altura eu nem sei o q pensar pq assim, tudo bem que ngm no sistema de justica americano ta muito a fim de prender os caras, mas porra... O filho da puta anuncia um produto. Meio ruim, mas vai la. Hoje o mesmo fdp diz q o produto ta completamente fora de controle. Eh pra eu comprar???? 130
Reposted by ShroudmasterLolotovCocktail @lolotovcocktail.bsky.social · 21/07/2026"Warhammer is a serious setting!" The serious setting: 318629
Reposted by ShroudmasterKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/07/2026When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do. 13972191185
Shroudmaster @shroudmaster1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The Vampetasso. WotC's decision to stop printing cards in Portuguese wasn't considered silly, but they response from the brazilian community who flooded their every post with nudes and the subsequent blocks en masse sure were funny 120
Reposted by ShroudmasterBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026When my Civ VI game gets really interesting 215603908
