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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 3h
"Sir were you, or were you not, Involved in a sinister plot, Of foulest collusion?" He asked in confusion. The witness replied "I was not"
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember "analogies" from college? Here's a new one: Trump TV is to News Media what Melania is to Documentary Film.
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castawayfarmtoo.bsky.social @castawayfarmtoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The President of the United States is a traitor.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Again, the entire GOP are treasonous traitors who have betrayed America.
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I mean, Earth will be uninhabitable in 20 years, no need to worry about anything at all
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TheBaroness 🐸 @thebaroness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We need citizen observers at post offices this voting season. I would argue that postal workers are poll workers and post offices are polling places. How do we do that?
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
RIP America
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And, just like Texas people, Texas toast is a bit thicker than most.
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Drives Like a Dream @urban-achiever.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Somebody on here called it the Night of the Safety Scissors, and that really resonated.
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Someone should send a resignation letter to congress and sign it Mitch McConnell, and then if Mitch didn't write it he could say so
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
They moved on from lindsey graham's death so quickly you'd think he died in a school shooting.
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Holy Bondage Bible
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Did Pelia just say she'd been on the TARDIS?
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T'Pring: Dangerously Close to Hijinks
ALT: T'Pring: Dangerously Close to Hijinks
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hold up now. This guy is saying he knows where ICE leaves cars parked unattended? And those cars are somehow not burning? And those cars still have intact windows and tires? New York be slippin
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A russian man is waiting in line at the gas station.
"I've had enough," he tells his wife.  "Stay in the line, I'm going to shoot Putin."

After two hours he returns.

His wife asks, "Did you shoot him?"

And he says "No, the line to shoot Putin is even longer than the line for gas."
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A spokesman for Mitch McConnell says the senator isn't aware of any health concerns he might be having.
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Somewhere in America, there is a blood clot struggling to break free
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Carlsbad Jr. @kabulykos.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Crimea *is* Ukraine ✌️
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Spooky Lukey 👻 @lucasknorr.com · 12/06/2026
They have Pride cake in the cafeteria at my work today 🥰
A thin slice of 6 layer rainbow cake in front of a refrigerator with other desserts
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
BOOOOOOOO! EVERY 'O' HAS TRUMPS FACE IN IT.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Barry Blitt
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RealUSAPatriot @realusapatriot.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
That sounds like the perfect burger of the day.
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Mood
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
gofund.me/fa15947d8 I started a gofundme to get money to put solar and AC into my school bus. Look at poor little Pinky! She's suffering in the heat!
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Woohoo! I solved the daily #CluesBySam, May 2nd 2026 (Hard), in less than 23 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com Perfect solve on hard level
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Woohoo First perfect solve on tricky level I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 16th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 13 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
She is the Cutiest of all the Patooties
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I hope the bull wasn't harmed
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
So, are there any rules about when nukes can be used, or can Trump just go "there's drugs in that city" and nuke it by pushing a big red button? Asking for a friend
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Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one"
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
UNFUN FACT: Even if the Treasury Department printed Donald Trump's name on every bill for the next three years it wouldn't be as many times as it appears in the Epstein files.
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Squeaker Wordle 1,741 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Mood today youtu.be/usohwBLKWOg?...
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Woohoo! I think this is my first perfect score that wasnt easy level I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 4th 2026 (Medium), in 04:29 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Almost perfect. Came so close. I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 21st 2026 (Hard), in less than 18 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
For the past couple of months I've been on an odyssey in search of dental care. And the specialists, the ones that take the difficult cases like mine, none of them seem to speak fluent english. I had to travel 300 miles to see them. Who will care for us after we've deported all the doctors?
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/02/2026
Stop asking God to smite your evil politicians and billionaires and do it yourselves.
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Those dirty motherfuckers
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It strikes me that as long as we can't prove he's a pedophile, it doesn't matter that he's robbing us blind and it doesn't matter that he's incompetent and that he sleeps and shits his way through meetings Because we can't examine these things until we're done deciding whether he's a pedophile
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Hey remember on Gilligan's Island when they are all trapped on the island and people would show up periodically and they would think they were saved but then the people would have their own self-interest in mind and wouldn't save them in the end? That shit probably happened on Epstein Island too
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
There are FOUR LIGHTS
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JR @shroomigator.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Outside an immigration office in Seattle. Artist seems to be Topsy
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Reminds me of British rule of India. How did so few Englishmen conduct the rape and rule of hundreds of millions of Indians for so long? The answer: divide & conquer, and enlist the help of quislings. Same thing happened in Trump's conquest of America.
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