Lobster Jensen @shrimpzzzzz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Mizzou continuing to destroy SEC fan bases reality week after week 010
Lobster Jensen @shrimpzzzzz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026All you fools watching Texas/Ohio St when the premier matchup between Ohio and Jax state is going on 010
Lobster Jensen @shrimpzzzzz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Having a QB that can absolutely sling it just makes life so much better #mizzou 021
Lobster Jensen @shrimpzzzzz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just sat through Eastern Michigan/San Jose St and Georgia st/NC A&T I’m not complaining, I’m thriving. 000
Reposted by Lobster Jensen#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026 230849
Reposted by Lobster JensenBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Crazy that Flock cameras contain $650 worth of gold each and up to $500 worth of copper  24670163
Lobster Jensen @shrimpzzzzz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I have never pulled out my debit card so fast 000
Reposted by Lobster JensenElder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed 123138663804
Reposted by Lobster JensenBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026but he's into LGBTQ Losing Games By The second Quarter 311237184
Reposted by Lobster JensenAndy Pohlman @andypohlman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Timberwolves playoff basketball is my favorite basketball 413029
Reposted by Lobster JensenZach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 26/04/2026AYO DOSUNMU WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOME, COLLECT THE INSURANCE MONEY, AND INVEST IT INTO LOCAL SOUP KITCHENS AND COMMUNITY CENTERS TO GROW THE COMMUNITY 318919
Reposted by Lobster JensenBig Baller Brandon @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · 26/04/2026AYO DOSUNMU GET ME PREGNANT 0184
Reposted by Lobster JensenSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 23/03/2026Mizzou are YOUR collegiate chess champions! 1014915
Reposted by Lobster JensenDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Kansas totally deserved that 91468
Reposted by Lobster JensenRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Kansas' going with the mega-galaxy brain late-game fouling strategy and still allowing a routine layup for the win is so funny to me 1842147
Reposted by Lobster JensenCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/03/2026We've got a "U" down from a Mizzou fan already 4516
Reposted by Lobster JensenSkye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Mar Espinar, Spain’s PSOE deputy, on Isabel Díaz Ayuso’s support for Trump: “Take your mafioso chief of staff, go to Mar-a-Lago, and leave us here — because we are more like the brave ones from Minnesota” 7952941038
Reposted by Lobster JensenBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/01/2026It’s -2000 degrees below zero. You just flashbanged yourself twenty feet from the front desk. Three hours sleep cause locals who hate you bang garbage cans outside your room all night. The Home2Suits has fallen and you’re not getting that signing bonus for another 4.5 years. Ass. It’s all ass, dude. 255097876
Reposted by Lobster JensenPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Just found out this dude’s store is called Dreamhaven Books. dreamhavenbooks.comdreamhavenbooks.comHome - DreamHavenRecent Additions 10951691273
Lobster Jensen @shrimpzzzzz.bsky.social · 24/01/2026As a Mizzou fan living in Minnesota, I needed this today 000
Reposted by Lobster JensenMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/01/2026A nurse. A researcher. A helper. 470243533923
Reposted by Lobster JensenMark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 24/01/2026They went from "Don't Tread On Me" to "Please Tread On Me So I Can Lick That Sweet, Sweet Boot" so fast, man. 415718
Reposted by Lobster JensenMichael Pina @michaelvpina.bsky.social · 24/01/2026the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens 86102142527
Reposted by Lobster JensenRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/01/2026They’re going to lose because this means nothing to them and everything to the people they’re terrorizing. They have to lie about what they’re doing just to get a few thousand losers to sign up to do it for signing bonuses, meanwhile an entire city is uprooting their lives to fight back for free 952081
Reposted by Lobster JensenMinnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 22/01/2026Federal agents pinned a man to the ground in south Minneapolis and sprayed him with chemical irritants directly in the face. Minnesota Star Tribune photographer Rich Tsong-Taatarii did not witness the man put his hands on agents. 21487338
Lobster Jensen @shrimpzzzzz.bsky.social · 16/01/2026youtu.be/4CI3lhyNKfo?...youtu.beBella Ciao - ORIGINALEYouTube video by BattleForTelenuovo 010
Reposted by Lobster JensenCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Here's the full moment of silence including a fan yelling "Go home, ICE" 4275741639
Lobster Jensen @shrimpzzzzz.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I’m sick of living in interesting times. Can we go back to shit being boring. 000
Lobster Jensen @shrimpzzzzz.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Every Mizzou fan seeing this happenmedia.tenor.coma man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame . 010
Lobster Jensen @shrimpzzzzz.bsky.social · 09/11/2025@cjzero.bsky.social did you catch blood mouth Daniel jones 000
Reposted by Lobster JensenThe Athletic @theathletic.com · 07/09/2025Carter Arey knew he couldn’t make a 45-yard field goal to win the $25,000 prize. So the lifelong Missouri fan picked a different target. “All I wanted to do was kick the ball as hard as I could at the Kansas football players." 59919
Lobster Jensen @shrimpzzzzz.bsky.social · 23/06/2025My toddler took a dump on my couch last night. I think I’m cool with 2. 000
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Everyone but Argentina:
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#1 Lifelong [FBS Team TBD] Fan Brandi 😾 🎡
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· May 5, 2024
Every non-Max fan.
Also, everyone all weekend.
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@edsbs
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#1 Lifelong [FBS Team TBD] Fan Brandi 😾 🎡
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This is an extremely important page from the Spencer Hall Bible
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· Sep 19, 2024
The microblogging sites and several Slacks right now.
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Oh man next time someone says you’re a hater remind them of how electric it feels to be one, my veins are filled with lightning right now
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